{"id":292,"title":"Is Thou Girlfriend Single?","description":"JiDion visits a Renaissance Faire for the first time, immersing himself in the medieval atmosphere with great enthusiasm. He interacts with various costumed characters, dances with performers, and hilariously critiques a modern police officer's gear. The highlight of his visit is the jousting tournament, where he becomes passionately invested, cheering loudly for his chosen knight. After losing an auction at a pirate show, the captain, impressed by his energy, offers him a job, making his day and turning him into an aspiring pirate.","slug":"is-thou-girlfriend-single","creator":"JiDion","duration":1029.549569,"tags":["JiDion","Renaissance Faire","comedy","vlog","public interaction","jousting","pirates","Texas Renaissance Festival","funny","prank"],"transcription":"All right y'all, so we're over here at the Renaissance right now. I've never been to a Renaissance fair. I've always wanted to go. My parents never took me to one and our school wouldn't ever take us here, but for some reason they would always take us to like the Civil War exhibit. I wonder why. But yeah man, this is going to be like me unleashing my inner child. drove their car here, bro. We literally rode on horseback. We're that accurate. you the tiktok guy? Huh? Oh my gosh, bro. I swear. I'm done. I'm deleting my TikTok after that. Oh my gosh, I hate y'all. Thy good servant, where can I find the King's castle? are you looking for the kings feast my lord? No, I'm looking for the king's wife, my mistress. what pray tell is she shopping for that you have to go and find her? Oh, it's what she's going to be shopping for of me. if you know what I mean. wink wink. Oh yes my lord. yes yes yes. yes yes yes yes yes yes. This is bad. Feels like I'm back in the good old days. Bro, break it down, bro. Break it down. Hey. stay sturdy. Give me a dollar. what's goin on? What's good? Give me a dollar. Just take out the the baby at the end and make it give me a dollar. Everybody just cash apps me a dollar. Can I get a bite? Please don't be weird about it. Damn, that's a good ass turkey leg. Officer, I don't want to be that guy but like I just feel like you're not like really like expressing what this whole festival is about. Me? Yeah. Why you say that? Because like you got a Glock when you should have a musket. You're right. So like you could just like like unequip real quick and go on your class setup and get a musket like Get a musket out here? Yeah. That'd be awesome, man. Has anyone ever said you kind of look like Carson Wentz? Who? Carson Wentz. I don't know who that is. He's a scrub. Is the baby about to perform? Kirk! Hey Brody, when did the baby go medieval? idk Is this like his new album rollout? I'm so nervous. The baby hasn't performed in like six months. What is she saying? Turn on subtitles. Bro, you can't switch over mid game. We're team England over here. Hey, can you guys like be quiet? No. Like everybody else is like no one else is yelling. No. You guys are the only people yelling here. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Boo! Boo! Boo! let this joust BEGIN!! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go, England! Oh! Oh! Let's go! Let's go! Finish him! Cut his head! Let's go! Let's go, let's go! Get on him! No! No! No! No! No! He was a stand back! hey get off the fence. Oh. I'm sorry. Can you tell England like I'm like his biggest fan? I'm not a groupie or nothing but like I would do things to England if you know what I mean. When's Sir Thomas coming? Sir Thomas! Thank you, sir. I love you, Sir Thomas. Thank you, sir. You changed my life. I'm glad I have. How so, sir? The way you fight out there. He did cheat upon me the Spaniard. Fucking bitch, bro. That's well, my words exactly, but you said it better. Fuck that nigga. Well, I don't know that I would say that. Fuck that nigga. He's a Spaniard. You would have won that. He's a Spaniard. You would have won that. I just dapped up Sir Thomas. I'm never gonna wash this hand, bro. I'm never gonna wash this hand. Did you guys not see Sir Thomas? Yeah, we saw him. He fucking billy-whopped that dude, bro. I've never seen anything like it. I like your shirt. Oh for real? Yes. It's the newest hottest drip on the market. you're a youtuber. No, I'm a porn hubber. So what happens if I hit it? you win a prize Do I get the king's wife? you do not. unless she says yes. Oh, she'll definitely say yes. Can I get one more? gotta drop some a*s into it. you got two more. Come on guys, give me your energy. I need y'all. This is for the king's wife. When does the brothel open? When does the what? The brothel. i'm not sure. I've been working overtime so I'm trying to throw my coins. ummm maybe Kat would know. Meow! Meow! Cat! Hey, I was wondering when does the brothel open? wait the what? The brothel. you're adorable. I'm not trying to throw my coins. you're trying to make it hail? Yeah. why did you ask me this? Because I'm dressed like this? Look at you. Why not ask me first? what? nothing. ohh yes daddy. Oh. I don't think we have yes daddy ringtones in the medieval times if you know what I mean, cat. That's a big meow meow. Hey. Hi. You know every queen needs a king. You think I can cop your messenger pigeon? If you know what I mean. no thank you. I guess she's not a queen. I guess she's not a queen. That girl just rejected you? Yeah. I asked for a messenger pigeon and she said no. I'm not a bad looking dude, am I? No. Like I would say on a scale from like 1 to 10, I'm a solid like 9.5. I don't know about a 9.5. Oh you're right. I'm being generous on myself. I'm a solid 10. I told her like every queen needs a king but I guess she's not a queen and she doesn't want me, you know. i'm a ruler of my own kingdom and ive got princesses. Oh so you're playing single player? yeah i'm playing single player. Oh wow. No, I like to play co-op. How much is that helmet right there? the berserker? thats all leather. I want that. Can I try it on? Yes. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I think I need this. How much VC is it? what's that? How much VC is it? what's VC? Oh my bad, pounds. pounds. Yeah, how many pounds is it? 500. 500. Yeah. I'm gonna just see you at the brothel. say hello ryan. Hey Ryan! are you ready kids? Yes ma'am! Aye aye captain! i cant hear you! Aye aye captain! who lives in a box in the back of the ship? Captain Barney! That's the Spongebob intro. you know we're gonna have fun right? That's copyright infringement. I okay. Guess what? My friend, you are gonna be my star pupil the rest of this show. Who me? whats your name mate? DeMarcus Cousins III. What? DeMarcus Cousins III. DeMarcus Cousins. Yes. The third. The third. DeMarcus Cousins III. lets all give DeMarcus Cousins III a round of applause. Come on everyone. That's all right. are we all ready to make some noise? say i! I! can we be loud, say ayee! I! i'd like to hear it everyone. ive got mardi gras beads. there you go demarcus. thank you very much. thank you. Thank you captain! i have the captains pearl necklace. yes. DeMarcus Cousins III come on up. how much was the bid? 500. alright how would u like to pay for that? I got the balloons. i have to be careful how i say whip it out. Bro, I'll do whatever you want. DeMarcus Cousins III, we'll negotiate that later. Meet me at the brothel. I'm down. why do i have a feeling thats not the first time he said that before. You remember when you when I told you you were going to be the star of my show? Yes sir. Yeah, it just happened, DeMarcus Cousins III. Should we give it to him for free? Say I! I! DeMarcus Cousins III, you get it for free. Come on give him a round of applause everyone. Come on. Are we ready for more? Say I! I! I'm gonna take care of you. Say I! I! I've got one bill right here. I've got DeMarcus Cousins III, you're going to go one bill right? Yes sir. I've got one bill right there. I need one 10. I've got one 10, I've got one 20, I need one I've got one 30, I need one 40. 200. I got 200, I got 210 in the back, now I need 220. Should I go to 280? Yes! I want 280. I've got 280 right there. Do you want to go 290? 300! I got 300. DeMarcus Cousins III, do you want to do 310? I've got 300 in the back. He's going to take it. I'm going to bid once. I'm going to bid twice. I want it! Give him a round of applause. DeMarcus Cousins III, I am so very sorry for you. Let's all give DeMarcus a round of applause. His bands were bigger than mine. His pockets run longer. You see if you guys buy more merch, I would have been able to get it. Shopjideon.com so this atrocity never happens again. I really want to know what these niggas are thinking about me. So wtf is this? That's for the brothel tonight. Captain wanted to know if there's anything he could do to make you happy, you know, as you walked off a little upset. Um, if I could just meet the captain, that would make my day. You can meet the captain as soon as he's done with all that. I don't know why you guys get such a bad rep. Ever since I watched Pirates of the Caribbean, I knew you guys were the good guys. bout 4:30 it ends. 4:30? Yeah. I'll be back. All right. Thank you. Sure thing. Thank you. Not a problem at all. Thank you. Sure thing. he knows he knows to bring you back over there btw. Thank you. You're welcome. We'll see you in a little bit. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, hey, how you doing? Hey. What's going on over here? We make all of these dragons by hand out of leather. Like did you guys kill the Ender Dragon? Say again? Did you guys kill the Ender Dragon? Um, not by ourselves, no. It was a group effort. I mean the only way you can kill it by yourself is if you speed run it. But I mean I'm not going to lie like I think you're the most beautiful lady in the land. Well I'm not a lady but I am beautiful. Oh my bad. He/him pronouns? They/them. They/them? I'm P*nis/is. Nice. Is it cool if I cop your like messenger pigeon? Say again? Is it cool if I cop your messenger pigeon? Messenger pigeon? Yeah. I don't have a messenger pigeon. Oh. What's that? Oh I don't do messages. Oh damn. So how am I supposed to write you? Well, you can use a pen and paper and just throw it into the ether. Oh, so you'll get it on the other side of the portal? What's your portal number? Seven. Seven? Okay, I'm portal number 69. I think it's time for you to go. Oh, I got to dip out? Nah, I think it's time for you to go. Oh. Okay. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna bounce, but like, you know, just watch out for your portal. You'll get a message soon. Are you trying to duel, brody? No, you should go though. If you're down to duel, like I'm probably going to lose but like I'm down. Oh okay. Yeah, just don't little Durk me. You know where the brothel is? No. I'm trying to get my freak on. There's a place called Call of Booty where they play naked Jingo. Call of Booty? Yes. Oh shit. It's really freaky. The only way you're getting kicked out of there is if you get too drunk and start getting really handsy. I'm not going to get drunk but I will get handsy. I'm gonna go check it out. Thank you. Free sword fights. Sword fight? Yeah. Free? Do I get to go against the little kids? No. Oh, fuck. I just want to like get like easy matchmaking. Bro, get a headshot. No headshots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No headshots. No. Yeah. If you don't get caught. So who am I going against? You're going against you? Oh, let's go. I don't hold back, you know. Cool, I don't either. Ah! Ah! Fuck! Ah! Shit! Ah! Stop! Not so hard. You just let her Ray Rice me? Guys, I didn't let her win. It's just that I didn't have my Crocs in sports mode. That's all. Lil Baby? Yeah. Can I get a pic? Yeah. C'mon, let's go for it. Come and put that pussy on me, don't be running from me. Oh shit, bro, you hard as fuck, bro. What'chu guys do? Oh, we doing PornHub right now. Who? PornHub. Oh, fuck. Don't put me on no PornHub with you. You got some hot ladies? Huh? No, dudes. Oh, fuck. It's Cousin III. How are you, sir? Thank you for having so much fun at our auction. Captain said he wants to meet me. Oh, Captain is not here. Follow the first mate. I will take you. You take me to the captain? You guys motivated me so much. Like literally right when I leave from here, I'm going to go over to Somalia and I'm going to become a Somalian pirate. Those aren't the fun pirates. Guys, this is the biggest moment of my life. This is bigger than Lizzo. This is bigger... No pun intended. DeMarcus. Yes sir. What happened, man? Man, you were having so much fun and we were laughing and you walked away. I didn't want you being upset and I just got bumped out because his pockets were longer than mine. But if you would have stayed and talked to me, I could have helped you out. You're just such a busy man. Like why would a man of your status want to mess with me? Brother, let me ask you a question. Why would you want to mess with me? I don't know you, you don't know me. We're on an even keel, brother. I come here for the people. I come here to make a difference in some little way so that things are better than before I got here. So when you show up and you bless me by being a part of my show, I feel like I owe it to you to give back where I can and how I can, which is why my guy came and he found you. He found me. Right, because I was watching where you were walking away because I didn't want you walking away disappointed. I didn't want you walking away saying the Pirates Treasure Auction made you unhappy or uncomfortable. So... It made me so happy. Oh good. Well then here's the deal, brother. If you want that set that you saw, I'll match it for the price that he gave it so you don't have to be this price. I'll find the pieces so that you can walk away smiling and feeling good. Cuz I already called up Pablo. I was going to hit up a couple blocks and try to get my money up. Don't go deeper than your pockets are right now. Just do you the best you can. I'll do me the best I can. Together we'll be amazing. Thank you, Captain. Thank you, Captain. I needed this today. You're the captain now. Yeah. You're the captain now. Is it cool if I cop a quick pic for the 'gram? Yeah, sure. Hard. Time you pointed at me and acknowledged my existence, you made it right. No one's ever done that before. Really? Nobody. Why? Did you are such a like presence. You're out there like jumping and being just you. I mean, you're I'm DeMarcus Cousins III. I know, but DeMarcus Cousins III was so vibrant. How can nobody ever acknowledge that? Thank you at least you acknowledge me. Maybe you just didn't see it. Maybe you didn't know it. They were in the auction telling me you did not notice DeMarcus Cousins III. Straight up, when you walked off, the show wasn't the same afterwards. Sometimes I feel like the invisible man without his bandages on, you know? No one can see me but I can see everybody. I can try to interact and reach out but no one's giving it back because I still see shadows in my room. I can't take back the love that I gave you. I don't want you to ever walk away from an interaction with me with less love than you gave me. Because I promised you at the beginning of the show, you were going to be my center of attention, right? Yes. Well you left me hanging, didn't you? I blue-balled you. I didn't say you blue-balled me. I said you left me hanging. Oh, my bad. You left my show. I did. You were my center of attention. How can I finish without my DeMarcus, without my DeMarcus Cousins III? You were a blast. Like if I could bring you in every day and have you just be a part of the show so that I could we could we could banter and tease, I would love it. If you need me to be part of the crew, I'll leave 4PL right now. How far away do you live? I live like an hour away. Do you do you work on the weekends? I'm a SoundCloud rapper, so I'm free. If I give you my card, can you keep in touch with me? Yes, sir. Would you mind right behind you? Can I be part of the crew? That's what I want to talk to you about during the week. I got a couple of people we're making some changes today, so I might just have a spot open up and I want to away from the crowd and the people and the situation, I'd like to talk to you about it and see if we can come up with something. Is that something you'd be willing to do? Yes. Yes, I would love to. Even if I'm the janitor, I would clean the deck better than anybody out there. You have too much spirit to be the janitor. I'm down to do anything. Can I ask one thing? And not that I I generally mind, but the gentleman recording, can we go off camera for a minute? Yeah, step outside, bro. I don't care. I mean, I'm not telling you anything for the purpose of the camera that I wouldn't tell you off camera. But when we start talking business and things like that, that's a typically a private I mean, I'd like that between us. Guys, I'm a pirate now. It's official. They gave me a job application and everything. I knew I was destined for more than this shitty ass YouTube shit, bro. Like fuck YouTube. I'm a pirate. I'm a pirate. I'm a pirate. Hey bro, you're JiDion. I'm a pirate. I've seen you on YouTube, bro. Nah, I'm DeMarcus Cousins III. Nah, bro, you trippin', bro. Hey, can I get a pic? Nah, you trippin', bro. Argh! Argh, matey! Give me your booty. Like not like that though. Like like your money. All right, man. I hope you guys enjoyed the video. If you did, be sure to hit that like button, subscribe, and share. Guys, this is literally the second time on video that I've gotten a job without even trying. So, if you boys don't got a job yet, you need to step up your game. Hey man, if this video gets 120,000 likes, I'll come back here and I'll literally go on my first day of work and I'll do my thing, man. You know, they want DeMarcus Cousins III, so they're going to get me, man. Hey man, you guys have been killing the videos lately. I appreciate y'all. If you guys want to be dripped up, go down in the link below, go on shopjideon.com, the hottest merch on the block. And yeah, man, I love you guys. Peace. DaBaby.","timeline":[{"t":6,"speech":"All right y'all, so we're over here at the Renaissance right now.","visual":{"action":"A man walks through a dirt parking lot lined with trees, speaking to the camera.","colors":{"dominant":"green","palette":["green","brown","blue","black","white"]},"composition":{"angle":"eye-level","focus":"The man in the foreground is in sharp focus.","framing":"medium shot"},"mood":"excited","objects":[{"color":"white","name":"parking post","position":"right side of frame","state":"stationary"},{"color":"black and white","name":"sign with the number 10","position":"center frame, in the background","state":"stationary"}],"people":[{"age_range":"20s","clothing":{"accessories":"gold chain necklace","bottom":"","footwear":"","top":"black t-shirt with 'HOMIESEXUAL' in white text"},"face":"speaking, expressive","hair":"covered by a black durag","hands":"gesturing while speaking","pose":"walking towards the camera, looking slightly to his right","position":"center frame"}],"setting":{"architecture":"none","background":"dirt road with parked cars and a line of trees","lighting":"bright, natural sunlight","location":"outdoor parking lot"},"text_on_screen":[]}},{"t":12,"speech":"My parents never took me to one and our school wouldn't ever take us here, but for some reason they would always take us to like the Civil War exhibit.","visual":{"action":"The man continues walking and talking, turning his head to face the camera directly.","colors":{"dominant":"green","palette":["green","brown","blue","black","grey"]},"composition":{"angle":"eye-level","focus":"The man is in focus.","framing":"medium close-up"},"mood":"comedic, slightly sarcastic","objects":[],"people":[{"age_range":"20s","clothing":{"accessories":"gold chain necklace, stud earring","bottom":"","footwear":"","top":"black t-shirt"},"face":"speaking with a slightly amused, sarcastic expression","hair":"covered by a black durag","hands":"not visible","pose":"walking, turning to face the camera","position":"center frame"}],"setting":{"architecture":"none","background":"blurry trees and parked cars","lighting":"bright, direct sunlight","location":"outdoor parking lot"},"text_on_screen":[]}},{"t":24,"speech":"you the tiktok guy?","visual":{"action":"A young man in a Spider-Man costume approaches the main speaker and asks if he's a TikToker.","colors":{"dominant":"green","palette":["green","black","blue","red","brown"]},"composition":{"angle":"eye-level","focus":"The main speaker is in focus, the young man is slightly out of focus.","framing":"medium shot"},"mood":"surprised, interactive","objects":[],"people":[{"age_range":"20s","clothing":{"accessories":"gold chain","bottom":"","footwear":"","top":"black t-shirt"},"face":"looking towards the young man, surprised expression","hair":"black durag","hands":"gesturing","pose":"standing, turned to the side","position":"left of center"},{"age_range":"late teens","clothing":{"accessories":"","bottom":"","footwear":"","top":"red and blue Spider-Man themed jacket"},"face":"smiling, looking at the main speaker","hair":"short black hair","hands":"at his sides","pose":"standing","position":"right of center"}],"setting":{"architecture":"none","background":"wooded area with other people walking around","lighting":"bright daylight","location":"pathway at the Renaissance Faire"},"text_on_screen":[]}},{"t":35,"speech":"are you looking for the kings feast my lord? No, I'm looking for the king's wife, my mistress.","visual":{"action":"The man interacts with a woman in costume who is holding up a map. 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