Beach Stereotypes | Dude Perfect

Four men walk down a wooden staircase onto a white sand beach. As their bare feet touch the sand, they begin to hop and yell in pain from the heat.

"Oh, what a day, boys. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Setting: A white sand beach — Bright, direct sunlight.

One man grabs another in a dramatic pose, yelling at the camera as if in a disaster movie.

"Oh, my feet are on fire! Save yourself!"

Setting: A white sand beach — Bright, harsh sunlight.

Text: "HOT SAND"

Four men are hopping on small, colorful towels on the sand, playing a game of 'the floor is lava' with the hot sand. One man passes a folded beach chair to another.

"Wait, wait! Chair! Give me the chair!"

Setting: A crowded white sand beach — Bright, sunny.

The four men, having reached the water's edge, run into the waves, expressing immense relief from the heat. One man throws his head back in ecstasy.

"Oh!"

Setting: The shoreline of a beach — Bright, direct sunlight.

A shirtless man with pale skin is completely covered head-to-toe in a thick layer of white sunscreen. He rubs more onto his neck while talking to his friend.

"Dude, I think you got enough sunscreen. Fun fact, when you match the color of the sand, that's when you know you got enough on."

Setting: A white sand beach — Bright sunlight with some clouds.

The man with sunscreen holds his arms out as his friend sprays even more sunscreen from an aerosol can directly onto his face and body.

"Yeah. Face, face, face. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Beach time."

Setting: A white sand beach — Bright, diffuse sunlight.

Text: "MR. SUNSCREEN"

Two men dressed as stereotypical surfers, with long blonde wigs and loud clothing, stand on the wet sand at the shoreline, talking excitedly.

"Jimster, did you see me get pitted on that gnarly barrel?"

Setting: The beach shoreline — Overcast and dramatic.

The two 'surfer bros' walk along the shoreline, carrying their surfboards and talking. The wind blows their long wigs around.

"You know, you're gonna get smoked out here. That's just part of the job description when you're a couple thrashers like us."

Setting: The beach shoreline — Cloudy, bright.

The surfer with the mullet wig struggles to keep the wind from blowing his hair into his face as he walks and talks with his friend.

"I don't know how to keep the hair out of my face. It's like, no matter what I do."

Setting: The beach — Cloudy, bright.

The two surfers continue walking. The one with the mullet tries different poses to keep his hair out of his face, including tilting his head all the way back and looking up at the sky.

"Unless I just stare up or do one of these, maybe. People are gonna think I'm crazy."

Setting: The beach — Cloudy, bright.

A shirtless man lies on his stomach on a colorful striped towel. He carefully winds up a small, white, analog kitchen timer and places it on the towel in front of him before settling down to sunbathe.

Setting: The beach — Bright, direct sunlight.

A montage shows the sunbather. He lies on his back holding a giant, three-lensed sun reflector. He lies on his back with his hands behind his head. The timer on the towel goes off. He flips over. He checks a meat thermometer stuck in the sand. He bastes his chest with oil using a brush.

Setting: The beach — Bright, harsh sun.

Text: "ROTISSERIE RON"

A man in a teal tank top and backwards cap acts as a captain, intensely giving orders to three other men on how to build a sandcastle.

"All right, sandcastle time. You, moat man, 3x3x20. You, sand and water."

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

The Sand Castle Captain is on his hands and knees, meticulously carving an archway in a large sandcastle with a small purple shovel. He requests a different shovel.

"6 millimeter shovel. The yellow one. Thank you."

Setting: The beach — Bright, afternoon sun.

The Sand Castle Captain stands back to admire the finished, elaborate sandcastle. Suddenly, another man dives through the air to catch a frisbee, crashing directly into the sandcastle and destroying it.

"Time to take a picture!"

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

The man who destroyed the sandcastle gets up from the pile of sand, holding the frisbee triumphantly and pointing, completely unaware of the destruction he caused. The captain stands with his hands on his head in disbelief.

"Woo! Nice throw!"

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

Text: "THE DIVING CATCH GUY"

Three young women stand in the shallow water, preparing to jump for a photo being taken by a man holding a phone.

"One, two, three!"

Setting: The shoreline — Golden hour, late afternoon sun.

The three women crowd around the phone to look at the photo. They are disappointed with the result, with one complaining she didn't jump high enough.

"Oh, we got it! You can't get off the ground!"

Setting: The shoreline — Golden hour light.

The three women rearrange themselves, arguing about their positions, and ask the photographer to take another picture.

"Can you take one more? Just one more. Okay, girls?"

Setting: The shoreline — Golden hour.

A man sits in a green beach chair on the sand next to a full, three-tiered bookshelf. He is wearing a large straw hat and glasses, and he closes a copy of 'The Lord of the Rings', commenting on it before placing it back on the shelf and grabbing another book.

"The foreshadowing of that plot twist is quintessential Tolkien. Next, please."

Setting: The beach — Bright, late afternoon sun.

A yellow and green soccer ball rolls to a stop next to the book reader. He looks up from his book, annoyed, waves his hand dismissively, and returns to reading without touching the ball.

"Ball help! Oh gosh, no thanks. I'm okay."

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

Two men are sitting under a beach umbrella. One asks where the restroom is. The other casually points out towards the ocean.

"Yeah, I went earlier. Basically just right out there."

Setting: The beach — Bright, harsh sunlight.

Three men are standing chest-deep in the clear, green ocean water. One is wearing a snorkel mask. One tilts his head back as if enjoying a warm spot in the water.

"Water's definitely salty right here. I don't know, it definitely feels warmer."

Setting: The ocean — Bright sunlight.

A man with a very bad, bright red sunburn walks on the beach. He shows off the stark white tan lines on his thighs where his shorts protected him.

"That sun's no joke, huh?"

Setting: A large, sandy area resembling a beach volleyball court — Bright, harsh sunlight.

The sunburned man is sitting on a striped beach lounger, talking to a friend. The friend gets up to leave and gives him a friendly pat on the shoulder, causing the sunburned man to yelp in pain.

"It's not as bad as it looks. Cool man, I'm gonna head on in then. Ow! Okay."

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

A man with a metal detector and headphones walks by. He finds something and exclaims it's a Bitcoin. The sunburned man is still in pain while his friend tries to comfort him.

"Oh, look, I found a Bitcoin. It hurts on my back when you guys slap me."

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

The sunburned man, now a 'Rage Monster', screams and yells at the camera with an intensely angry face. His skin is bright red.

"Stop!"

Setting: The beach — Harsh sunlight, vignetted.

Text: "THE RAGE MONSTER"

The enraged man gets into a golf cart loaded with pool toys. The man with the metal detector tries to stop him, but the enraged man drives off.

"That's my golf cart!"

Setting: A sandy area next to a lake — Bright sunlight.

The enraged man drives the golf cart directly into a lake. Two other men watch in disbelief as the cart sinks, one with his hands in the air.

"My golf cart! Every time!"

Setting: A lake — Bright, cloudy day.

A photographer directs a large, multi-generational family, all dressed in white and khaki, for a group portrait on the beach at sunset.

"Three, two, one."

Setting: The beach — Soft, golden hour light.

The family, all dressed in white, smiles for the camera. One man in the back raises his arm and calls for another family member to join the photo.

"All the Millers! We need all the Millers! Bob Miller!"

Setting: The beach — Soft, golden hour light.

A mother hands her husband another life jacket to put on their toddler, who is already wearing two other flotation devices.

"Really? I feel like he has enough. You can never be too safe with these things."

Setting: The beach — Cloudy, bright.

The father holds the toddler, who is now wearing three flotation devices, and walks on the sand. The mother yells warnings from her chair in the background.

"Watch out for the undertow! I think this is a really bad idea. It's fine."

Setting: The beach — Cloudy, bright.

Two men stand in a grassy yard in the pouring rain, holding a massive amount of beach gear, including towels, buckets, and large inflatable toys. They look at each other and talk.

Setting: A backyard — Dark, overcast, rainy.

Text: "THE RAINY DAY"

A man wearing multiple layers of brightly colored beach attire, including a hat and bandana, looks at a display of shark tooth necklaces in a souvenir shop. He is carrying a bucket full of other souvenirs.

"A shark tooth necklace? That could totally be my thing."

Setting: A beach souvenir shop — Bright, fluorescent store lighting.

A shirtless man is buried in the sand up to his neck, laughing and yelling. Two other men stand over him with shovels.

"Boys, bury me!"

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

A man sits on the sand with a full office setup on a small table made from a surfboard. He is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and yelling into a landline telephone.

"No, Sean, my son has done more work building a moat around his sandcastle than you've done all week."

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

The businessman on the beach gets sand in his computer keyboard and angrily shakes it out while still on a phone call.

"Sorry, I thought it was on mute. Unbelievable."

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

A man relaxes on a giant inflatable pink flamingo in a swimming pool, holding a cooler. Two other men, carrying beach gear, walk past him.

"Oh, yeah, right. You guys do know the fish pee in the ocean."

Setting: A backyard swimming pool — Overcast, diffuse light.

The man on the flamingo float eats a slice of pizza that was delivered to him on an inflatable swan float. He suddenly yells 'Ow!' as if stung.

"Oh, this is the life. Ow!"

Setting: A swimming pool — Overcast.

The man on the flamingo float laughs heartily, revealing he was only joking about being stung by a jellyfish.

"I'm kidding! It's a swimming pool!"

Setting: A swimming pool — Overcast.

Four men are in the ocean, wearing various types of snorkel masks. One suggests spitting in the goggles to prevent fogging, and the others take them off to try it.

"I heard you're supposed to spit in the goggles. Really?"

Setting: The ocean — Bright sunlight.

The four men hold their snorkel masks and proceed to spit thick globs of saliva into the lenses.

"You got to get it in the throat. It's the mucus."

Setting: The ocean — Bright sunlight.

A man in a white tank top and teal shorts runs along the beach in slow motion.

"Runner!"

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

Text: "THE RUNNER"

Two men are walking on a paved road near the beach, carrying beach gear. One man is walking awkwardly and complaining of a rash. His friend offers him a large bottle of baby powder.

"Dude, I got some kind of massive rash. I gotta get some relief. Why didn't you say so? I got some powder right here."

Setting: A street near the beach — Overcast.

The man with the rash takes the powder, opens it, and pours a massive cloud of white powder down the front of his shorts.

"Oh, thank goodness. Take a T, real quick."

Setting: A street near the beach — Overcast.

Text: "CHIEF CHAFER"

A man stands on the beach, cupping his hands around his mouth and yelling 'Shark!' towards a group of people swimming in the ocean, causing them to panic and flee the water.

"Shark! Shark! Shark!"

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

The prankster turns back to the camera, laughing triumphantly at the success of his prank.

"Oh, it's so easy! It works every time!"

Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

A man runs onto the beach towards three friends sitting in chairs. He is overloaded with an absurd amount of beach activities and equipment, including a basketball hoop, a kite, and multiple boards.

"Woohoo! Guys! Hey, what are we doing first?"

Setting: The beach — Golden hour, late afternoon.

Text: "THE ACTIVITY GUY"

An older man in a red shirt and straw hat stands on the beach, carefully inspecting a small, lumpy seashell he just found.

Setting: The beach — Bright, cloudy day.

Text: "THE SEASHELL COLLECTOR"

The seashell collector holds up a white sand dollar, looking pleased with his find.

"Oh, sand dollar. It's worth something, isn't it?"

Setting: The beach — Bright, cloudy day.

The seashell collector talks to the camera, explaining his plan to make a necklace from his found shells. He winks.

"200 more and I can make my bride a necklace. And it won't cost me anything."

Setting: The beach — Bright, cloudy day.

The five members of Dude Perfect stand together on the beach, addressing the camera for the video's outro.

"What's up guys? Thanks for watching. If you're not already a Dude Perfect subscriber, make sure you click down here so you don't miss our next video, card throwing trick shots."

Setting: The beach — Bright, diffuse sunlight.

The group continues the outro, promoting their mobile game and other videos. They end with their signature 'Pound it, noggin, see ya!' catchphrase and gesture.

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Setting: The beach — Bright sunlight.

Text: "CLICK TO DOWNLOAD "THAT'S LIT" FOR FREE", "SUBSCRIBE", "CLICK HERE"