शादी में तो आपसे बात करने का बिलकुल भी टाइम नहीं मिला। नमस्ते ताई जी। खुश रहो। एक बात है बहन जी, बहू बहुत संस्कारी है। वरना आजकल के जमाने में ऐसी लड़की मिलना बहुत मुश्किल है। मिश्राईन की बहू देखी है आपने? बहू से तो बात ही नहीं की, लगता है नाराज हो गई। आ बैठ। बैठ ना। मैंने तो तेरी आवाज ही नहीं सुनी। नाम क्या है तेरा? बोल ना। ये क्या हुआ? ये सब क्या देखना पड़ रहा है? बहू इधर आ। ये ले आटा, इसे बना, मैं अभी आई। और हां, आज कोई गड़बड़ नहीं। आटा बिलकुल मेरे जैसा बनाइयो, नहीं तो... नहीं नहीं मम्मी, मैं बना दूंगी। बन गया आटा? हां जी मम्मी जी। ये क्या है? आप जैसा आटा मम्मी जी। सॉरी मम्मी जी। अब ठीक है? मम्मी जी, आप कहां थे ज्ञानी बाबा? हां जी भैया। चंदा लेने आए हैं बहन जी। अच्छा। मम्मी जी, आपको लेने आए हैं। अरे नहीं नहीं नहीं। हम चंदा लेने आए हैं। हां तो चंदा को ही तो बुला रही हूं ना। मम्मी जी। अरे दीदी, ये वाली चंदा नहीं, हम तो घर-घर चंदा लेने आए हैं। हां तो मेरे घर जो चंदा है वही दोगी ना। नहीं नहीं नहीं, ये चंदा मांगने आए हैं, चंदा, चंदा मांगने आए हैं। रुको। मम्मी जी। क्या हुआ? देखना मम्मी जी कौन है, आपको लेने आए हैं। नहीं नहीं आंटी, हम चंदा मांगने आए हैं। देखा मम्मी जी, ये आपको मांग रहा है। तू मेरी बहू को मांगने वाला? नहीं नहीं नहीं दीदी, हम तो चंदा हाथ में मांगने आए हैं, हाथ में। देखना मम्मी जी, आपका हाथ हाथ में मांग रहा है मम्मी जी ये। बहू! मम्मी जी। मम्मी जी, क्या है? छाती पे ही चढ़ेगी क्या? नहीं मम्मी जी, वो मैं तो ये कह रही थी, आपके पास दवाई मिलेगी? किस चीज की? वो मम्मी जी, कल रात से उल्टी आ रही है, चक्कर आ रहे हैं, वीकनेस फील हो रही है और मन कच्चा-कच्चा सा हो रहा है और कुछ खाने का मन नहीं कर रहा। तो बेटा, इसमें घबराने की बात थोड़ी ना है, ये तो खुशी की बात है। हैं? है नहीं, मैं दादी और तुम मां बनने वाली हो। अभी सबको फोन करके बताती हूं। हां जी, बधाई हो, आप दादा बनने वाले हो। हां मिश्राईन जी, बधाई हो, आप दादी बनने वाली हो। लो बेटा जूस, बच्चे की सेहत के लिए अच्छा होता है। लो जूस। इसे नहीं, तुझे पीना है। प्रेग्नेंसी में अच्छा होता है। तो मम्मी जी, प्रेग्नेंट तो यही है ना? हां मम्मी जी, रात से इन्हीं की तो तबीयत खराब है। आप ही ने कहा था, घबराने की नहीं, खुशी की बात है ये। मुझे लगता है मम्मी जी मैं प्रेग्नेंट हूं। आप कहां थे ज्ञानी बाबा? ये क्या है? लड़ाई हो रही है। चल चल देखते हैं। नहीं नहीं, आप देख के आओ, आंटी मार रही है अंकल को, बहुत मजा आ रहा है, बहुत मजा आ रहा है, जाओ जाओ जाओ। बहू! मम्मी जी। आगे महारानी। चल चाय बना ले। और हां, पत्ती तेज डालियो, मुझे तेज पत्ती पसंद है। आज बता रही हूं, बार-बार नहीं बताऊंगी। मम्मी जी। मम्मी जी। इतनी तेज पत्ती बहुत है या और तेज डालूं? ये तू पत्ती डालेगी?
A young woman in a colorful sari serves drinks to her mother-in-law and a guest in a living room.
"शादी में तो आपसे बात करने का बिलकुल भी टाइम नहीं मिला।"
Setting: living room — bright, indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, slightly bent over the table, wearing red and orange sleeveless blouse and beige and yellow sari, black, tied back hair — smiling
• sitting on a sofa, wearing blue floral blouse and blue floral sari, black, tied back hair — smiling
The mother-in-law praises her daughter-in-law to the guest, patting the daughter-in-law's head.
"एक बात है बहन जी, बहू बहुत संस्कारी है।"
Setting: living room — bright, even indoor light
People (2):
• sitting on the sofa, wearing blue floral blouse and blue floral sari, black, tied back hair — smiling proudly
• kneeling on the floor beside the sofa, wearing red and orange sleeveless blouse and beige and yellow sari, black, tied back hair — smiling shyly, looking down
The guest in the green sari talks extremely fast, making incomprehensible sounds while gesturing wildly. The other two women look on, confused.
"(unintelligible fast talking)"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting on a sofa, wearing green blouse and green sari, black, partially covered by sari hair — animated, speaking rapidly
The daughter-in-law picks up a white sweet from a bowl, points it at the guest, and then shoves the entire thing into her mouth, mimicking the guest's earlier action.
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (1):
• kneeling by the coffee table, wearing red and orange sleeveless blouse and beige and yellow sari, black, tied back hair — wide-eyed, mouth full, mimicking
The mother-in-law, looking annoyed, stops the daughter-in-law from leaving and pulls her back by the arm.
"बहू से तो बात ही नहीं की, लगता है नाराज हो गई।"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• sitting on the sofa, wearing blue floral blouse and blue floral sari, black, tied back hair — stern, slightly smiling
• standing, being pulled, wearing red and orange sleeveless blouse and beige and yellow sari, black, tied back hair — confused, slightly scared
The mother-in-law forcefully pinches her daughter-in-law's cheek, trying to make her speak. The daughter-in-law's mouth is full, and she looks shocked.
"बोल ना।"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• sitting on the sofa, wearing blue floral blouse and blue floral sari, black, tied back hair — demanding, stern
• sitting next to her mother-in-law, wearing red and orange sleeveless blouse and beige and yellow sari, black, tied back hair — shocked, eyes wide, cheeks puffed out
The daughter-in-law spits the white sweet out with great force. The scene cuts to the guest in the green sari, who looks utterly shocked and wide-eyed.
"ये क्या हुआ?"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting on the sofa, wearing green blouse and green sari, black, partially covered hair — mouth agape, eyes wide with shock
In a kitchen, the mother-in-law sternly instructs her daughter-in-law, pointing a finger at her and threateningly grabbing her chin.
"और हां, आज कोई गड़बड़ नहीं। आटा बिलकुल मेरे जैसा बनाइयो, नहीं तो..."
Setting: kitchen — bright, slightly cool kitchen light
People (2):
• standing close, leaning in, wearing red patterned cardigan over a blue top and blue salwar, black, tied back hair — angry, threatening
• standing at the counter, recoiling, wearing red long-sleeved sweater and yellow and beige sari, black, partially covered by sari hair — scared, wide-eyed
A close-up shot reveals the dough, which has been sculpted into a grotesque, skull-like face with hollowed-out eyes, a nose, and teeth marks.
Setting: kitchen — direct, bright light
The daughter-in-law smiles proudly at her creation while the mother-in-law looks at the dough skull with her eyes and mouth wide open in extreme shock.
"आप जैसा आटा मम्मी जी।"
Setting: kitchen — bright kitchen light
People (2):
• standing, frozen in shock, wearing red patterned cardigan over a blue top and blue salwar, black, tied back hair — eyes wide, mouth agape in horror
• standing at the counter, wearing red long-sleeved sweater and yellow and beige sari, black, partially covered by sari hair — smiling proudly
The mother-in-law, overwhelmed with shock, rolls her eyes back and faints into her daughter-in-law's arms.
"अरे मुझे चक्कर आने लग गया अब।"
Setting: kitchen — bright kitchen light
People (2):
• collapsing backwards, wearing red patterned cardigan over a blue top and blue salwar, black, tied back hair — eyes rolled back, unconscious
• leaning back to support the weight, wearing red long-sleeved sweater and yellow and beige sari, black, partially covered by sari hair — concerned, surprised
The daughter-in-law, now in a blue sari, opens the front gate to two men, one holding a notebook and the other a cricket bat.
"हां जी भैया। चंदा लेने आए हैं बहन जी।"
Setting: outside a house — overcast daylight
People (2):
• standing in the gateway, wearing black long-sleeved turtleneck and blue sari, black, half-up hair — neutral, questioning
• standing outside the gate, wearing blue jacket over a red shirt and grey pants, black, short hair — serious
The daughter-in-law misunderstands the word 'chanda' (donations) for a person's name and tells the men she is calling for 'Chanda'.
"हां तो चंदा को ही तो बुला रही हूं ना।"
Setting: house gateway — daylight
People (1):
• standing in the gateway, wearing black long-sleeved turtleneck and blue sari, black, half-up hair — confused but confident
The mother-in-law comes to the gate, looking annoyed, as the daughter-in-law points to the men and says they have come to 'take' her.
"देखना मम्मी जी कौन है, आपको लेने आए हैं।"
Setting: outside a house — daylight
People (2):
• standing firmly, wearing grey patterned kurta with a pink dupatta and grey salwar, black, tied back hair — annoyed, questioning
• standing beside her mother-in-law, wearing black long-sleeved turtleneck and blue sari, black, half-up hair — innocently instigating
The mother-in-law, now believing the men are there to harass her, grabs one by the collar and yells at him.
"तू मेरी बहू को मांगने वाला?"
Setting: outside a house — daylight
People (2):
• leaning forward aggressively, wearing grey patterned kurta with a pink dupatta and grey salwar, black, tied back hair — furious, yelling
• recoiling, wearing blue jacket over a red shirt and grey pants, black, short hair — shocked, scared
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law chase the two men down the alley, beating them. One man falls to the ground.
Setting: alleyway — bright daylight
People (2):
• running and attacking, wearing grey patterned kurta with a pink dupatta and grey salwar, black, tied back hair — angry
• running and attacking, wearing black long-sleeved turtleneck and blue sari, black, half-up hair — angry
In a new scene, the daughter-in-law, in a different sari, approaches her mother-in-law, who is sitting angrily on the sofa.
"मम्मी जी। मम्मी जी, क्या है?"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• sitting upright on the sofa, wearing yellow kurta with a pink and yellow dupatta and yellow salwar, black, tied back hair — angry, scowling
• walking towards the sofa, wearing red blouse and patterned sari, black, partially covered hair — concerned
Text: "😜 पापा की परी 🧚 के कारनामे 😜"
The daughter-in-law stands in the hallway, looking distressed and listing her symptoms to her mother-in-law.
"वो मम्मी जी, कल रात से उल्टी आ रही है, चक्कर आ रहे हैं, वीकनेस फील हो रही है और मन कच्चा-कच्चा सा हो रहा है।"
Setting: hallway — bright, even indoor light
People (1):
• standing, wearing red blouse and patterned sari, black, partially covered hair — worried, explaining her symptoms
The mother-in-law's expression changes from anger to joyous realization as she concludes her daughter-in-law is pregnant.
"है नहीं, मैं दादी और तुम मां बनने वाली हो।"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting on the sofa, wearing yellow kurta with a pink and yellow dupatta and yellow salwar, black, tied back hair — smiling widely, eyes bright with excitement
The mother-in-law excitedly makes a phone call, dancing on the sofa as she shares the happy news.
"हां जी, बधाई हो, आप दादा बनने वाले हो।"
Setting: living room — bright indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting and dancing on the sofa, wearing yellow kurta with a pink and yellow dupatta and yellow salwar, black, tied back hair — beaming with joy
The daughter-in-law takes a glass of red juice from her mother-in-law and gives it to her husband, who is lying in bed under a blanket.
"लो जूस।"
Setting: bedroom — soft indoor lighting
People (2):
• sitting on the edge of the bed, wearing red blouse and patterned sari, black, partially covered hair — smiling
• lying in bed, wearing white and red striped shirt and not visible, black, short hair — looking unwell
The mother-in-law and her son both look up with wide-eyed, synchronized shock as the daughter-in-law reveals the husband is the one who is sick.
"तो मम्मी जी, प्रेग्नेंट तो यही है ना?"
Setting: bedroom — soft indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing by the bed, wearing yellow kurta and yellow salwar, black, tied back hair — mouth agape, eyes wide in shock
• sitting up in bed, wearing white and red striped shirt and not visible, black, short hair — mouth agape, eyes wide in shock
After the mother-in-law faints, the daughter-in-law looks down at the juice, then at her stomach, and gasps with a look of dawning realization, thinking she might be pregnant after all.
"मुझे लगता है मम्मी जी मैं प्रेग्नेंट हूं।"
Setting: bedroom — soft indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting on the bed, wearing red blouse and patterned sari, black, partially covered hair — eyes wide, mouth open in a gasp, then a hopeful smile
In a new skit, the daughter-in-law, locked out of the house, dramatically slaps her forehead and stumbles around as if in great distress.
"ये सब क्या देखना पड़ रहा है।"
Setting: outside a house — bright sunlight
People (1):
• stumbling dramatically, wearing black long-sleeved turtleneck and blue sari, black, half-up hair — over-the-top anguish
The mother-in-law, now in a green checkered kurta, crawls on the ground next to the daughter-in-law, who is also on the ground.
"ओह भगवान।"
Setting: outside a house — bright sunlight
People (2):
• crawling, wearing green and white checkered kurta and black leggings, black, tied back hair — worried
• sitting on the steps, wearing black long-sleeved turtleneck and blue sari, black, half-up hair — looking at her mother-in-law
The mother-in-law opens the gate and is immediately doused from above with a cloud of white flour, covering her head and shoulders.
Setting: house gateway — bright sunlight
People (1):
• standing in the gateway, recoiling, wearing green and white checkered kurta and black leggings, black, now covered in white flour hair — shocked, sputtering
Covered in flour, the mother-in-law dances around in a rage, flailing her arms, while the daughter-in-law runs away in the background.
"बहू!"
Setting: outside a house — bright sunlight
People (1):
• dancing angrily, wearing green and white checkered kurta and black leggings, black, covered in flour hair — enraged, yelling
In a new skit, the mother-in-law is in the kitchen. The daughter-in-law, in a blue sari, enters.
"मम्मी जी।"
Setting: kitchen — bright kitchen light
People (2):
• standing at the stove, wearing red sweater and pink salwar, black, tied back hair — serious
• walking into the kitchen, wearing light blue long-sleeved top and blue sari, black, partially covered hair — apprehensive
The mother-in-law points a finger at her daughter-in-law, sternly instructing her to make the tea with 'tej patti' (strong tea leaves, but also literally 'bay leaf').
"पत्ती तेज डालियो, मुझे तेज पत्ती पसंद है।"
Setting: kitchen — bright kitchen light
People (1):
• standing, wearing red sweater and pink salwar, black, tied back hair — stern, pointing
The daughter-in-law, taking the instruction literally, picks up a large dried bay leaf ('tej patta') and looks at it with a mischievous expression.
Setting: kitchen — bright kitchen light
People (1):
• standing by the stove, wearing light blue long-sleeved top and blue sari, black, partially covered hair — scheming, smiling slightly
The daughter-in-law, with a crazed expression, chases her mother-in-law through the house. The mother-in-law runs away, looking terrified.
Setting: hallway — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• running, chasing, wearing light blue long-sleeved top and blue sari, black, partially covered hair — wild-eyed, aggressive
• running away, wearing red sweater and pink salwar, black, tied back hair — terrified, screaming
The mother-in-law is huddled in a corner, crying with her hands over her face. The daughter-in-law crouches down next to her, smiling sweetly and asking if the tea is strong enough.
"मम्मी जी, इतनी तेज पत्ती बहुत है या और तेज डालूं?"
Setting: hallway corner — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• crouched in a corner, wearing red sweater and pink salwar, black, tied back hair — crying, terrified
• crouching down beside her mother-in-law, wearing light blue long-sleeved top and blue sari, black, partially covered hair — smiling sweetly and innocently
The daughter-in-law, with a crazed look, chases her mother-in-law, who is running away in terror.
"बहू!"
Setting: hallway — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• running, chasing, wearing light blue long-sleeved top and blue sari, black, partially covered hair — wild-eyed, aggressive
• running away, wearing red sweater and pink salwar, black, tied back hair — terrified, screaming