Happy birthday dear Martha. Oh shit! Alex! That motherfucker is back. I told Jason to get a bunch more Orbeez because I want it for a bit. But instead, he got me this. Instead, he got me like a hundred bags of Arby's. Shut the fuck up. Well you know how he is, he doesn't, he just fucking yells shit. Orbeez, why would I need 400 sandwiches? We're at a theme park right now in Austria. This ride behind me is illegal in the United States. What the fuck? Bro, this girl, she's my virgin. Oh my god. Oh my god. Jason, we've been in Europe for three weeks now. What did you even tell your kids? They still don't know I left. Yo, if they're watching this, send a message to them, Jay. What's up Charlie and Brian? Every country you go to, Ilya just checks for hookers. By the way, I'm not only doing it for me, I'm doing it for you too, so we can have a good time. I don't want one though. Deadass? Up, Kimba! Oh my god! With the sixth pick in the NBA draft, the Phoenix Suns choose Kimba. Yo, I'm bigger than the elephant. Just a little off the sides, Kimba. Jason, this is your barber? Yeah, I come once a week. Why is he so good? Wow. He's the best there is. Is that the blow dryer? Yeah. God, it's burning my eyes! Jay, don't worry, he's gonna water you off. Thanks, Kimba. All you need to pay. You don't want to pay? Give me that! My hip! My hip! SteveWillDoIt is coming by. He's been talking some shit about me on the internet. And David Dobrik, eat my sack, bro. Sell me that watch, that fucking cocksucker David Dobrik's not getting that. Fuck you, Dobrik. I'm buying your watch. David Dobrik, eat my sack. If he actually started fighting you... I wouldn't go in and start hitting too because he's, he's probably rolling pretty deep, but I would I would like try to be a referee and get some separation. Actually, he might start swinging on me. Bitch. You called the biggest wusses of the group. Anybody else nervous? How are you? How you doing? Good to see you. So, I kind of wanted to, um, squash the beef because there's actually no beef. Thank you. The only interaction I ever had with David Dobrik was actually a very pleasant one. I just want to let them know that there's no... I won't say sorry. From my perspective, I saw the first time you did it, right? And you were like, 'Fuck David Dobrik.' And I thought it was funny. And then like three weeks later, someone came up to me and he's like, 'What do you think of SteveWillDoIt?' I'm like, 'I love him, I met him. I think he's so funny.' And the guy goes, 'That's really cool that you still like him after everything he said.' I have a big surprise for you. I just want to give you something because I know you give a bunch of stuff to people. I want to give you a Tesla. Get the fuck out of here! You got the X, you got the 3. I want you to have a Model Y. Also... Oh my god. This is how they deliver them now? He works for Tesla. This feels so crazy being on the other side of it. I feel like 6ix9ine's gonna hit me with the bottle. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Thank you. Make, make fun of me as much as you want. That was quick. I gotta go lay down, holy fuck. I just... I prefer our videos. That's what we have to do, you fuck. Everyone get the fuck out! Nice to see Alex again, huh? Suzy, you look like we just brought you out of Pompeii.
A group of people are sitting on a couch, singing 'Happy Birthday' to a woman in a black dress.
"Happy birthday dear Martha."
Setting: living room — warm indoor lighting
People (3):
• sitting, wearing black long-sleeved dress with sheer sleeves, curly brown hair hair — smiling, singing
• sitting, wearing black suit jacket over a light blue collared shirt and dark pants, short dark hair hair — smiling, singing
• sitting, wearing maroon sleeveless dress, blonde hair — excited, singing
A man in a blue hoodie suddenly bursts through a closed white door, splintering it. The partygoers react in shock and chaos ensues as several people rush into the room.
"Oh shit! Oh my god! Alex!"
Setting: living room — warm indoor lighting
People (1):
• running into the room, wearing blue hoodie and khaki pants, short brown hair — yelling, aggressive
The camera quickly pans to the teenage boy from the couch, who is now standing by a doorway, looking shocked and speaking to the camera.
"That motherfucker is back."
Setting: living room doorway — indoor lighting
People (1):
• standing, wearing black suit jacket over a light blue collared shirt and dark pants, short dark hair hair — mouth slightly open, wide eyes, speaking
A title card appears on a black screen.
Text: "David Dobrik Vlog #653 9-30-21"
A hand runs through a large clear plastic bin filled with colorful, translucent Orbeez water beads.
"I told Jason to get a bunch more Orbeez because I want it for a bit."
Setting: outdoors, driveway — bright, natural sunlight
People (1):
• standing, not visible hair — not visible
The camera pans to the open trunk of a white car, which is completely filled with brown paper bags from the fast-food chain Arby's.
"But instead, he got me this."
Setting: driveway — bright, natural sunlight
An older man in sunglasses stands in front of a large green hedge, explaining Jason's behavior to David, who is off-camera.
"Well you know how he is, he doesn't, he just fucking yells shit."
Setting: outdoors, in front of a house — bright, natural sunlight
People (1):
• standing, wearing gray long-sleeved shirt, graying blonde, messy hair — smirking, talking
David Dobrik laughs hysterically while talking to Jason. He throws his head back in laughter.
"400 sandwiches!"
Setting: outdoors, in front of a house — bright, natural sunlight
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, messy brown curly hair hair — laughing heartily, mouth wide open
• standing, slightly bent over laughing, wearing gray long-sleeved shirt, graying blonde, messy hair — laughing
David Dobrik is talking to the camera in a selfie-style shot at a brightly lit theme park at night. He gestures behind him to a spinning ride.
"We're at a theme park right now in Austria. This ride behind me is illegal in the United States."
Setting: theme park at night — vibrant, colorful neon lights from the rides
People (1):
• standing, holding camera, wearing light gray hoodie, messy brown curly hair hair — animated, speaking with a smile
A man and a woman are on a fast, spinning circular ride. The man is screaming with his mouth wide open, and the woman next to him is also screaming and laughing.
Setting: on a theme park ride — flashing purple and pink neon lights
People (2):
• sitting on the ride, wearing blue t-shirt, dark hair — screaming, mouth wide open, eyes wide
• sitting on the ride, wearing black and white patterned top, brown hair — laughing and screaming
The spinning ride continues, with centrifugal force pushing people against the outer wall. A young woman in jeans is seen almost horizontal, held up by the force.
"Bro, this girl, she's my virgin."
Setting: on a theme park ride — flashing purple, pink, and yellow lights
People (1):
• being pushed horizontally against the ride's wall by centrifugal force, wearing pink top and light blue jeans, blonde hair — dazed expression
Inside a car at night, David talks to a woman in the passenger seat while Jason laughs hysterically in the back seat.
"Jason, we've been in Europe for three weeks now. What did you even tell your kids?"
Setting: inside a Tesla — soft, cool interior dome light
People (3):
• sitting in driver's seat, wearing black t-shirt, messy brown curly hair hair — smiling, talking
• sitting in passenger seat, wearing green and white patterned top, long brown hair hair — smiling
• sitting in back seat, wearing light blue collared shirt, graying blonde hair — laughing uncontrollably, head thrown back
David points at the camera while Jason leans forward from the back seat to deliver a message to his kids.
"What's up Charlie and Brian?"
Setting: inside a Tesla — soft interior dome light
People (2):
• sitting in driver's seat, wearing black t-shirt, messy brown curly hair hair — smiling widely, looking at camera
• leaning forward from back seat, wearing light blue collared shirt, graying blonde hair — smiling, looking at camera
A man in a blue shirt and blue baseball cap is sitting in the back of a car, laughing hysterically with his head thrown back.
"Every country you go to, Ilya just checks for hookers."
Setting: inside a moving car — bright, natural daylight from the window
People (1):
• sitting in back seat, wearing royal blue athletic t-shirt, short dark hair hair — laughing uproariously, mouth wide open
An elephant stomps on one end of a large seesaw, preparing to launch a person standing on the other end.
"Up, Kimba!"
Setting: large grassy field — dusk, natural light
People (1):
• standing on the end of a seesaw, wearing black t-shirt and light blue jeans, short dark hair hair — focused
The person is launched high into the air by the elephant, doing a backflip while holding the basketball, and successfully dunks it through the hoop.
"Oh my god!"
Setting: large grassy field — dusk, natural light
People (1):
• mid-air, flipping, wearing black t-shirt with red sleeves and light blue jeans, short dark hair hair — not visible
Jason Nash, wearing a green and white trucker hat, reacts with excitement and makes a joke, tipping his hat.
"With the sixth pick in the NBA draft, the Phoenix Suns choose Kimba."
Setting: large grassy field — dusk, natural light
People (1):
• standing, wearing light gray t-shirt, graying blonde hair — smiling broadly, laughing, talking
A shirtless, heavier man who just failed the seesaw stunt walks towards the camera, looking disappointed but making a joke. He runs his hands through his hair.
"Yo, I'm bigger than the elephant."
Setting: large grassy field — fading natural light
People (1):
• walking towards camera, wearing shirtless and blue jeans, short dark hair, beard hair — panting, speaking, slight smile
An elephant's trunk, holding a white sponge covered in shaving foam, is lathering Jason Nash's hair as he sits in a chair in a field.
"Jason, this is your barber?"
Setting: large grassy field — dusk, natural light
People (1):
• sitting in a chair, wearing blue barber's cape, graying blonde, being covered in foam hair — looking up with a nervous smile
The elephant's trunk continues to smear a large amount of white shaving foam all over Jason's face and head. Jason's face is completely obscured by the foam.
"Wow. He's the best there is."
Setting: large grassy field — dusk
People (1):
• sitting, wearing blue barber's cape, covered in foam hair — completely covered in white foam, grimacing
An elephant's trunk, holding a wet cloth, is now being used to 'rinse' Jason's head, splashing water all over him. Jason is screaming.
"Jay, don't worry, he's gonna water you off."
Setting: large grassy field — dusk
People (1):
• sitting, flinching from the water, wearing blue barber's cape, soaking wet and foamy hair — screaming, eyes shut tight, covered in foam and water
An elephant's trunk grabs a black bucket and dumps it over Jason's head. Men hold Jason in the chair.
"You don't want to pay?"
Setting: large grassy field — dusk
People (1):
• sitting, being held down, wearing blue barber's cape and jeans, soaking wet hair — shocked, mouth open
The elephant's trunk is wrapped around Jason's leg, dragging him across the grass while he lies on his back, covered in foam and water.
"My hip! My hip!"
Setting: large grassy field — dusk
People (1):
• lying on his back, being dragged, wearing blue barber's cape and jeans, wet and foamy hair — screaming, mouth open, covered in foam
David Dobrik talks to the camera in a modern, well-lit living room. Another man sits on the couch behind him, smiling.
"SteveWillDoIt is coming by. He's been talking some shit about me on the internet."
Setting: living room — bright, indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, brown curly hair hair — speaking to camera, slight smile
• sitting on a couch, wearing black t-shirt with 'CAMERA SHY' text, short dark hair hair — smiling
A montage clip shows a muscular man (SteveWillDoIt) in a blue shirt and silver chain, speaking aggressively to the camera in an office setting.
"Sell me that watch, that fucking cocksucker David Dobrik's not getting that."
Setting: office — fluorescent office lighting
People (1):
• standing, wearing blue t-shirt with 'FullSend' logo, short, styled brown hair hair — intense, yelling, pointing at camera
SteveWillDoIt arrives at David's house and they greet each other with a friendly hug in the driveway.
"How are you? How you doing? Good to see you."
Setting: driveway — bright, natural sunlight
People (2):
• hugging, wearing black hoodie, brown curly hair hair — smiling
• hugging, wearing black t-shirt with 'EAT MY SACK' text, short brown hair hair — smiling
Steve stands with David and his friends, explaining that the online feud was not real. Everyone is smiling and listening.
"squash the beef because there's actually no beef."
Setting: driveway/courtyard — bright, natural sunlight
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt with 'EAT MY SACK' text, short brown hair hair — smiling, speaking earnestly
• standing, wearing black hoodie, brown curly hair hair — smiling, listening
Steve stands next to David in a modern room with a 'VIEWS' sign, telling him he has a gift for him.
"I just want to give you something because I know you give a bunch of stuff to people."
Setting: podcast studio — bright, professional studio lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt with 'EAT MY SACK' text, short brown hair hair — smiling, speaking
• standing, wearing black hoodie, brown curly hair hair — smiling, listening curiously
Steve leads a shocked David through a doorway. The rest of the group follows, excited. David has his hand on his chest in disbelief.
"Get the fuck out of here!"
Setting: hallway — bright indoor lighting
People (2):
• walking, looking back at Steve, wearing black hoodie, brown curly hair hair — mouth open in shock, smiling
• walking, wearing black t-shirt with 'EAT MY SACK' text, short brown hair hair — smiling broadly
Rapper 6ix9ine, covered in tattoos and wearing a red hat, gets out of the driver's side of a brand new white Tesla Model Y parked in the driveway.
"Oh my god."
Setting: driveway — bright, natural sunlight
People (1):
• getting out of a car, wearing shirtless and white and black basketball shorts, rainbow colored (under hat) hair — smiling
David Dobrik stands next to his new white Tesla, laughing and looking overwhelmed with joy as he opens the passenger door.
"This feels so crazy being on the other side of it."
Setting: driveway — bright, natural sunlight
People (1):
• standing next to the car, wearing black hoodie, brown curly hair hair — laughing, beaming with happiness
David and Steve shotgun beers next to a black van. They both tilt their heads back and chug the beers, spilling some.
Setting: driveway — bright, natural sunlight
People (2):
• tilting head back to drink, wearing black hoodie, brown curly hair hair — concentrating on drinking
• tilting head back to drink, wearing black t-shirt with 'EAT MY SACK' text, short brown hair hair — concentrating on drinking
A woman with blonde hair is bent over on a sidewalk at night, vomiting. She looks up at the camera, with drool coming from her mouth.
"Suzy, you look like we just brought you out of Pompeii."
Setting: outdoors at night, on a sidewalk — dark, with a harsh direct light from the camera
People (1):
• bent over at the waist, on her knees, wearing maroon dress, long, messy blonde hair, partially covering her face hair — distressed, vomiting, drool visible