EXTREME Minecraft Would You Rather ft. Girl1234! - Challenge

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This is the most extreme Minecraft Would You Rather on YouTube. And girl1234 has challenged me. Would you rather experience an earthquake or get sucked out into space? You would have a chance of surviving an earthquake. There's no chance of surviving in outer space unless you are like an astronaut. Why would you choose this? Like look at this. See, I can survive the earthquake. You cannot survive outer space. What are you doing? Why would you choose these things? Jump really high or ride a supercar. It should be pretty easy. I feel like I could just bait her. Oh, look at her. She's I feel like we're playing Mario. Wait, what? What? What? There's no way. We are either going to be shooting down a helicopter or flying a helicopter. Oh, she wants to fly. Perfect. I do not have a desire to shoot down a helicopter, okay? What? What? It's called a Gatling gun and I'm literally shooting. Has she become the helicopter? Where um She turned into a That was the best action scene you've ever seen in your entire life. You've never seen that is some Hollywood movie stuff right there, folks. Would you rather mine 50 ores or 50 dirt? I would much rather mine the 50 diamonds. No, why would you mind this? Stop it. This is an abomination. Ladies and gentlemen, can you please leave a like down below so we can inject this woman's with some brain cells. Look at this. I feel like it's so much quicker. Like, who is going to finish first? I don't know. I feel like I have a much better chance at finishing even though there's silverfish everywhere. Oh, you've got Wait, why does your dirt spawn silverfish? I'm pretty sure that is not supposed to happen. That is You should run away. No, you should you should you should run. No, you should run. Oh, would you rather get swarmed by hungry rabbits or burn your partner's valuables? Well, I value my life and if I burned my wife's uh actually wait, hold on. No, you know what? I'm sorry. I would like to go and apologize to my wife, Brianna. I am going to burn your valuables. Or maybe it's her valuables. I don't know. It is, of course it's Brianna's valuables. Now, dude, listen, I think we found this is a scientific discovery. Clearly, these are killer bunnies. And for some reason, maybe they know that she lacks brain cells and they are having pity on her. Meanwhile, um, yeah, I am definitely burning my wife's diamonds and going to get an earful later. Please don't tell Brianna about this. I don't want her to know. No, no, no, no, no. I don't I don't want her to know. And I have won. Ooh, okay. Would you rather be the most popular person at school or the smartest? You know, okay, I no, don't punch me, Tony. All right, she would rather be the smartest. I don't make fun of people's intelligence unless their name is noob or girl1234. I'm going to go with popular. No, and it's not for the sake of vanity, but technically with popularity comes connections and that can help your business in the future. Oh, I've got to make friends with the villagers. I don't know how Wait, how am I becoming popular by making villagers vanish? I don't think this is a form of popularity. This is a form of impopularity. Am I do I offend? Have I not used deodorant? Why are the villagers disappearing when I come near them? What is she doing? Wait, is she just she's absorbing bookshelves. That is the Okay, come on. Uh clearly, this one was rigged. All right, would you rather do a Nether parkour or the End parkour? No matter what parkour you choose, you're not going to win. So go ahead. You need to comment down below who you want to see us do an extreme would you rather next. We've done so many YouTubers, but I we need more. Oh, there's no way she's going to be evil. Oh, okay, I know exactly how this is going to go. This is um, this is a great moment in time audience. If you uh if your subscribe button looks like my face, aka red, please make it gray like the sweatshirt I'm wearing, especially if you want to see more extreme would you rathers. These are so much fun. I Don't Don't touch my parkour. Listen, don't touch it. Don't touch me. My parkour. I Don't throw snowballs at me while I'm doing parkour, bro. Or should I say girl? I don't know. Stop it. Listen, don't be a sore loser, okay? Would you rather save a pro in Minecraft or a noob? If you don't choose noob, I'm going to be disappointed. This is technically his girlfriend, I think. You know what? I don't I don't trust her to save noob and I haven't been super nice to him recently and it's Christmas, so I'm going to save him. All right, what are we How do we save him? Was that Oh, he died in lava. Fight a fairy boss or fight a lava boss. I will let you decide. Of course, you're going to choose a Why would you want to fight the fairy boss? I mean, you I don't Fine. Okay, go fight your pretty boss. That sounds weird. I mean, some people out there have pretty bosses. I wonder what my employees think. Am I pretty or am I just ugly? Look at this. What is that? That is the ugliest looking thing I've ever seen. Wait, I want to see I want to see what this one looks like. That's not a fairy. Oh, it is a fairy. It's yeah, it's I don't want I don't know. I don't think it's very pretty, but this guy is also not very handsome. Oh! Two shot. Would you rather ride a unicorn or Notch? Yes, so much extreme. The creator of Minecraft or a unicorn? That does not look like a That's a horse. You know what? All right, you can go ride the unicorn, which is clearly just a horse. I will ride the creator of Minecraft. Please don't feel I already feel uncomfortable. Stop. Don't run away from me. Let's make this easy. I don't feel comfortable doing what we're doing either. Stop it. Stop. I'm trying to ride you. Listen here. All right, that's it. I see you got that Optifine cape. You're I have one too. All right, I know you created this game of Minecraft. Let me get on I I cannot look at the unicorn right now, girl1234. I'm trying to get on this creator. Is he unridable or what? Let me ride you. I will end Okay, that's it. Can I lightning? Lightning. I can't even hit him with lightning. That's it. That's it. I knew it. You know what? Fine, I'm moving on. My Preston Plays Hide and Seek map is on sale for a limited time. Search Preston Plays on the Minecraft Marketplace if you want to pick it up at a discount. Thank you so very much. Fight a horde of TNT zombies or obsidian skeletons? I've got to feel Okay, you know what? Yeah, I'm going to choose the zombies. I got zombies. No, no, no, you go you go skeletons. I'm doing you a favor. What is obsidian? Don't come over here. You go I'm doing you a favor, I promise. All right, I'm telling you right now that TNT zombies are going to be more difficult. All right, I mean they have you can just go Oh, they explode if they punch you. That is very dangerous. No, they are not pretty. You should run away. I'm trying to keep tabs on this noob. Why are their heads shaped like TNT blocks? All right, I'm almost done with my You know what? Honestly, these zombies What are you doing? Use use your bow. Shoot. No, you've got to draw it back. Draw it back with full power. Oh, you schmuck. You need to Okay, I can't I don't know if I can help her, guys. I'm trying. I'm trying She's already dead. I don't think she even eliminated one of them. Come on. Would you rather traverse through landmines or avoid falling anvils? Yeah, this is a very important question. I think choose red. Let's make it nice and simple. There's a chance she could survive, okay? All right, come on, bring on the anvils. This is such a timeless thing, right? There used to be a mini game all about anvils. You know what? Okay, just be careful. The pressure plates are mines. Be careful. What are you doing? Now you already You literally didn't even I'm just trying to help her, guys. I can't. I can't. You're toxic. I'm putting the mask on for one round. I don't want to catch the noob germs. Wear your mask. Would you rather run fast but have nausea or jump high but have slowness? No, not lasagna. Lasagna. No. It's not Okay. Once again, this is why the mask is key. We don't want to be catching I really don't want to be doing this one. Why would you rather Oh, it's belief. Oh, this is not What is she doing? Hello? Careful, you're going to Wait, why are you mining the wall for? Why are you mining the wall? Listen here. I've got guys, I got a strategy. We don't need this. Oh! Wait, can you punch? Wait, if we can punch this is over. Once again, it is now safe for us to take our mask off. Would you rather find the button in a haunted house or a dark cave? I I promise you you probably want to go into the cave. Go cave. Or she might do the reverse psychology and ignore my advice and go for the other one. Can are scary. I don't know what a can is. I go house. I told you. I literally told you. Fine. Go into the haunted house. See that? I already caught the noobness. I got a cough. All right, also it's not even a dark cave because your boy's got full bright on. Big brain energy. The massiveness of my brain cannot be contained in this square head. All right, if I was Okay, what is she doing? I told her she would be scared in the haunted house. What is she she's blocking herself up. That is the worst way to block yourself up. Okay, I guess it is now my job to finish and find the button. As we were fine gentlemen, I feel like this button's probably in like one of these sneaky parts. Oh my god, did I just find it? I freaking knew it. It was on the tree. Ah, too good at find the button. Whoa, what is this? Would you rather have a a rocket launcher or infinite dirt? Don't do it. No, don't. I already know which one you're going to choose. Don't do it. Please. Everybody on YouTube watching right now does not want to see you do this and throw your life away. You know the right answer. Don't punch me. I won't punch back. I don't hit girls or anybody really for that matter. But yeah, okay, well sometimes I do I do smack. Whoa! Oh my god, it's actually Oh, okay. Yeah, hey, listen. Listen, listen, let's take it easy. Yeah, yeah, look at this. If you're not going to admit defeat, I'm going to blast you, chief. Weaker rocket launcher. I expected more damage. All right, I'm sorry. No, he just ran into you just All right, we have a very inaccurate rocket launcher, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe the dirt was the better call. Would you rather escape I hope none of you have to experience this in life, but would you rather escape prison or a maze? Well, I hate mazes. Okay, she does the maze. Thank you goodness. Stop blinding yourself. Okay, prison escape. I haven't done one of these in a long time. All right, this looks very easy. We have skeletons. Are these like skeleton guards? This is sick. Wait, should I kill the skeleton or Oh, they do a lot of damage. I probably should have realized that. Oh, I do not think I should be mining right here in front of the skeleton. This is a very terrible decision that I have made. Oh, wait, I've got enough of these bars. I can block up. I can block up. Oh, they're fighting. The world's dumbest skeleton guards. They have all their fighting each other instead of me. This is the easiest prison escape I've ever done. That was Wait, what do you mean get I got here. Easy. See, this is why nobody likes mazes. You see? Because you have to do this. Not even the creators of Maze Runner likes mazes. Would you rather eat dirt or eat netherite? Neither. Literally neither. None. No, most important meal of the day. I mean, uh, no, no. You going to whack me again? You going to whack me again, huh? That's it. No presents from Santa Claus for you, freaking whacker. Keep whacking me like that. All right, fine. I'm going to choose the netherite. No, Santa Santa Santa don't love you. Now, I don't really know how to eat this. It's edible netherite. What? I ate it. Oh, okay. Yo, edible netherite. I didn't even know there was fire resistance too. Edible netherite is You're going to eat the dirt? That looks so weird. That looks Oh, no, what's happening? What I don't think that's supposed to be happening. Okay, what what just happened? We can confirm netherite is more edible than dirt or is better. What? I don't know if that was the dirt or her logging off, so we're just going to move on. Would you rather turn everything to gold wherever you walk or be able to talk to animals? Are you kidding me? Of course. Okay, I'm going to be honest, we'll do the talk to animals. All right, like I'm not the biggest animal guy, okay? I like to eat them. I know that makes me a terrible person, but maybe I can talk to my food. Hello. Why am I getting gold? What? Why is gold falling? Hello? Please stop touching me. How are you? I'm good. How's it going? I said I said good. How are you? All these animals say is how hi, how are you? And good to meet you. You know what? You know what? They kind of creep me out. Fight one full netherite geared zombie or five baby zombies? I'm kind of against both of these to be honest with you. What is netherite? Yeah, okay, that's it. You go What do you mean the thing I just ate like Just go choose that one. I'm going to fight the baby zombies. I honestly think that baby zombies might be Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But I think baby zombies are Okay, don't stop. You're going to make me feel bad. Okay? Okay, I'm sorry. Please forgive. It was an impulse. Okay, baby zombies. Baby zombies. What do I have? A wooden sword with knockback. Okay, I don't have a great weapon here, but with sweeping edge, I am sweeping Okay, I might actually die. Yo! Come on. The baby zombies. No, I've lost hope in humanity. I said I would not hit you, but I will sword you. You will be sworded. Don't run away from me. You're lucky I have knockback on this sword. Yeah, schmuck. Would you rather become a bulky fighter or a swift hunter? I don't know what this means. I mean, you are already kind of bulky, you know? You're kind of I'm just saying you got a sturdy foundation, girl, you know? A little bit. A little bit. What are you saying? Nothing. Nothing. Let's just forget anything happened. This is how I get in trouble as a man. Okay, swift hunter. I will be swift like the Russian wolves. I don't know what this does. I don't know what this means. Is it like a speed? Oh! Okay. Okay. Yeah, you coming at me? I like how I can hear the lava beneath us. What are you doing? Oh, I forgot you're slow. The whole time I was wondering why is she taking so long to get to me? Oh, this is like kind of unfair. This is like I could just do this forever. All right, we need to just I'm just going to end this quickly, okay? Because I'm pretty sure with the arrow knockback. Wait, wait. Come at me full force. I'm pretty sure if I do the arrow knockback, she literally Oh, she can land like one hit. You know what I mean? That's not too bad. But like the arrows are too fast. She's like stuck in place. Oh, this is just disappointing. That is just sad. Okay, so we've got to hit three targets, but would you rather would you three targets using a trident or a crossbow? I love You know what? I'm going to do reverse psychology. I want crossbow. Now I'm hope she chooses crossbow. That gun clearly it does not work on smooth brain individuals. Okay, I I really don't I don't know. I don't love crossbows. All right? I don't love crossbows. Wait, can I technically We had the same idea. I don't know. Ow! Hey, stop it. I'm trying Okay, you're wasting your time. You are wasting your time. You know I I will end you. Stop. You menace. I'm telling you, I will end you. This crossbow is so freaking weak, man. All right, here we go. Here we go. I don't know. I just don't I don't have a love for crossbows like I do bows and tridents. All right? It's just they're superior. And now you're on the other side of the wall. And now I'm alone. Hello. Why I think we made the most awkward moment we possibly could. So let's move on. Ladder parkour or fence parkour? Well, I hate fence parkour. Why you Don't put your big your big toe is over the line. Oh, let me let me assist. Let me assist. I can There you go. Your big Oh! You know what? Fine. You think you can be annoying? I can be just as annoying. No, no, no. You stay right here. Yes. No. No. Oh, thank God. PvP is not enabled. Wait, no, it's not. Stop it. Listen, listen here. Are you really trying to play these games with me? Are you really trying to play these games with me? Listen, if you're not a noob in Minecraft, you know that if you have the low ground, you have the advantage in PvP. That was so easy. Oh my god, we got to go. Go, go, go, go. No. No. I saw that. She jumped and tried to get me. Oh, what are you going to do now? What are you going to do now, chicken wing? Also, everything is so red, it's hard to tell what is what. Listen, there's no What? Put that try How did you get the trident? How do you have a trident? Stop it right now. Stop it. Ow! You're taking hearts away, Uga Booga. Stop in the name of the law. Who who died and made you the law? Don't do it. Don't How do you have so many tridents? There I see four. Stop it. Stop it. I've already won. Lord Vader or Lord Voldemort? I don't know. I okay, I've only watched three Harry Potter movies, so I I don't stop. Okay, what are you what are you? You probably are a Harry Potter fiend, aren't you? Go be I'll be I'll be Mr. Vader. Give me the Vader. I have no idea what to expect from this one. Um, yes! This is actually sick. Oh, wait, you've got like a staff. Oh, it's a magic wand. Oh, I can I got poison too. Was that poison? Yeah, but what does this do? Oh! That doesn't Wait, how much damage does this do? That did a lot of damage. And I can crit with it too. Wait, hold on. Okay. Wait, wait. TV Wait, it said I won, but that she was the best villain. How does that make any sense? The kerplunk tank. Of course, a classic. Throw or sit. I shall be the one. I will sit upon a throne. I'm actually curious. Will she be able to land a snowball? There's a very small chance she'll land the snowball. I don't think so. Okay, we have to hope they miss. Wait, is that the target? Wait, is that it right there? I'm made of lava. Think about your life decisions. You could put my life in danger because I'm literally made of lava. Do you really want to do this? Do you really you really you really No, I'm not No. I'm lava. Don't do it. Don't do it. No, no, don't. We can talk. We can talk. We can talk. I'm sorry. Please. Please, I love you. I love you. Don't do it. She missed. Oh, I love you. Oh, please. Please. No, no, no. Why would you do this? Please, for the love of God. No. Oh, no. What are these? Ow, it's a pop getting popped. Oh, it's a puff. Who do you believe who won today? Obviously, it was me. And if you think it was her, you clearly are blind. Guys, don't forget if you get here in the the first 60 minutes, comments, you have a chance to get shouted on the screen. We're done.