I'm getting distracted here because there's a guy getting his haircut in the front row right now. Do you want do you want next? All right, what's good with y'all boys, man. So we in Minnesota right now. Shout out to Lo for letting us crash at this crib. You guys are going to figure out soon why we're here and stuff like that. We recorded some funny ass pranks and everything. But we're going to have to mess up the timeline cuz you guys already see the title, man. My barber, Mr. Fadez, the one that cut me up in the college lecture, he's going to be here in like 20 minutes. I think he's in the Uber right now. And I know you guys are all wondering like, Jadon, how are you going to get in the clippers and stuff? Don't worry about that. I got a plug for everything. Mr. Fade. What's up, dog? What's good, big dog? Bro, you know how like popping you're going to be in like the barber community? Chill. I'm not ready for it. Ever since I shouted him out in the college video, literally people have been like how far have they been traveling out from like Florida, where else? Florida, driving 4 hours away. Guys, show him even more love. His IG is right here, man. If you guys ever need a cut, you're ever in Houston, or if you even if you want to travel down just to come see him, please do that for me, bro. He'll get you right. Usually whenever I do this, you know I make fun of David and everything like that. But since he never bought me my Tesla during Black History month, I'm not going to lie David, can't do it no more. But I'm going to steal your drip. Hey man, what's good with y'all boys, man. This part of the video is sponsored by SeatGeek. Literally SeatGeek is the best app to use whenever you're buying tickets and it's the easiest one. Whether you want to go to a football game, basketball game, Quidditch game, concert, festival, it doesn't matter. You have to use SeatGeek. They make buying tickets literally the easiest way possible and the most affordable. Like let's say I want to go see my twin, Freddie Gibbs go perform, right? All I have to do is just type in Freddie Gibbs. And then I just click on available events and as you guys can see, he's performing on April 14th. So you know what? Go see you April 14th, Freddie Gibbs. But yeah, y'all, make sure you guys go download SeatGeek right now. It's the best app to use whenever you guys are looking for tickets. And be sure to use my code, Jideon, for $20 off your first tickets. That's right. $20 off your first tickets by using code Jideon. But yeah, shout out to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video and let's get back into the banger. All right, y'all, we're in Mall of America right now. This is literally the biggest mall in the entire world. This is a YouTuber's like playhouse. If anything, I should move to Minnesota just so I can mess around in here. Bro, this is an amusement park. This is actually ridiculous. JiDion! Holy crap. What's good, G? Is that your mom? That's my sister. That's your sister? I was going to say like you're beautiful. Aw, thank you. You're beautiful too. Thank you. The whole family's beautiful. It's nice to meet you bro. You like Tommy Hilfiger? What? You like Tommy Hilfiger? Nah, she has a boyfriend. It's all good. Sharp too. Nah. Hey, I got to skip. I have front row seats tonight at the Wolves game. I got to skip. I'm sorry. I'm court side, I'm sorry. Excuse me, my bad. I'm court side. Excuse me, my bad. no, it's okay. I'm court side. My bad, court side, bro. I'm court side. I'm sorry, I'm court side. How did I make it all the way up here? It's actually ridiculous. He's court side too. Huh? I said he's court side as well. All right, y'all. So the practice for tonight's game on the roller coaster, he's going to give me a little edge up. That's crazy. I don't think anyone's ever gotten a haircut on a roller coaster. this is the first time. He's going to give me a haircut on the ride. Why again did you budge in front of everyone? Oh, cuz I'm court side. What is that? I'm court side at the Wolves game tonight. Okay, what does that have to do with this? Oh, I thought that means I have court side privileges. Like literally while I have my court side tickets, I can do whatever I want. It's crazy. What's the YouTube video for? Whatever that is? Huh? Oh, no. He's in the metaverse right now. How do I look? Do I look good? Fresh? I'm not going to lie. I didn't think it was going to go that fast. I thought we were going to be able to do it the whole way. Will you make a Tik Tok with me? Make a Tik Tok? Yeah. Okay. Is he filming? No, it's actually live streaming. Oh, really? No, yeah, chat's like L Tik Tok. How about just the griddy? The griddy? All right, say less. That is sick. Bro, wait, why does my griddy look hard? That is going hard. I'm going to ask him if I can build a girlfriend. Hey, Brody, are you a LEGO master? Kind of. Kind of? Can you help me build a girlfriend? I'm trying to build a big booty Latina. Like what kind of blocks do I need? I'm trying to build a Latina. Oh what? I'm trying to build a big booty Latina. No. Yo, who wants to help? Boys, I need y'all help. Hop in. Hop in. I'm trying to build a big booty Latina girl. We can't have any filming going on in our play area. You can be a part of this, bro. You can get first dibs. I don't want to be guys, so I do need you guys not to film anymore, okay? Kevin. I'm sorry, guys. The dance snitch. No. Oh, you didn't? I just saw you guys out here. I'm not going to lie, I kind of feel like dance snitch. Barnes and Noble. You know what? I haven't done a Barnes and Noble prank in a minute, so let's do one. Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me find a book? I just never been to the Mall of America before, so it's my first time. Oh, really? Welcome. I just came out here cuz like Lil Yachty has shouted y'all out. Oh, okay, great. Like, you know, Lil Boat? The book I'm looking for is called The Cougar Manifesto. The Cougar Manifesto. A central guide to attracting and dating cougars. I heard like the cougars out here are like popping, so I just want to get like my rizz up. Who's the author of the book again? Fred Moody. Moody spelled like mood? Yeah, m o o d y. Like me when I don't have any weed, I get moody. Me too. That makes two of us. So you guys don't have the book? Not right now. Okay, it's all good. I got multiple books I wanted. Okay, perfect. What's another one? Do you guys have Cooking with Semen? 100 delicious recipes. Yeah, I'm not getting that here either. What about the art of braiding your pubic hair? I have on how to braid normal hair, but I don't think that's what you're looking for. Nah, cuz pubic hair is like thicker than normal hair, you know? That's why whenever they do like a hair transplant, like I'm about to get one cuz my hairline's clapped. Oh. They're taking it from my They're taking it from my anal. Interesting. What about anal bleaching with pictures? Oh, we won't carry that. Yeah, you guys got to step up your game. But I'm not going to, you know, fault you. It's not your fault. You too. Have a great day. Sir, if I were you, I wouldn't even come in here. They have no good books. They don't have any good? Bro, literally, I just asked them if they have the art of braiding your pubic hair and they didn't even have that. DeMarcus? Yo. What's good, G? Bro, that's sick. How you doing? What are you doing in Minnesota? I live here. No, you don't. Yeah. Damn, it was nice to see you, bro. Nice to see you, bro. Dude, that's crazy. Bro, I rep the M. That's one of the only dudes that dapped you up without a picture. Nah. So what it is, is they're like, damn, I don't want to ask. And then they come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That literally. It was like, I was just like, bro, what the heck am I doing? All right, you be safe. That Houston letterman is hard. Damn, this is hard. Damn, that hoe is tough. You post prank and stuff? Nah, I do tech reviews. Tech reviews? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like literally the only reason they got iPhones is because of me. If I fuck with the tech, you're going to buy it, you know? Like them AirPods? You bought it cuz I like them. Remember that. All right, boys, so we're inside like the courtside club. It's basically this place where like anybody that has courtside tickets, they just sit and eat and stuff like that. So it's probably just like a bunch of bougie rich people in here lowkey. Bro, I'm not going to lie, we do not belong here at all. Don't ask how, but we got everything in. And when I say everything, I mean everything. It's about to go down. Yo. Wow, I didn't realize it was right here. Doing pranks gets you this, bro. All praises to the most high. This is crazy. Good work, Patrick. Splash town, that's what I'm talking about. Fundamentals, fundamentals. Yeah, bro. What's good, G? What's good? Yo, Mark Cuban, what's good, G? Hey, can I get a small loan of a million dollars? No. I had to try. I had to try. My son talks about you all the time. No way. So we got to try to um FaceTime. It's crazy. His name is Jake. Jake, yeah. He was like, you got to trade for DeMarcus Cousins. So we get DeMarcus Cousins. Come on, Jake, answer pops. Damn, okay, we'll do a video. Damn, he's going to be so mad. He's so mad. I just made a trade. The dude is ready to report. You didn't hit record. Hey Jake, I just made a trade. The dude is ready to report and play for the Mavs tonight. What do you think? You summoning for Luka, man. What's up? Hey, coming to my first game, man. Appreciate the love. I thought you'd get a kick out of that. I went and grabbed him in the stands. My guy, DeMarcus Cousins the third. The third. Bro, we ain't going to hit me up with a contract? Can you play? They don't call me DeMarcus Cousins the third for no reason. Yo, appreciate you, man. Hey, all love. There you go, Jakey. Appreciate you. Thanks. Oh, man. Bro, do a dunk for me, man. My girl just broke up with me. An NBA player slid in her DMs, bro. She left. Haven't seen her since. You look nervous. Yeah, you look nervous. I ain't never been nervous. You look a little nervous, bro. I ain't never been nervous. How you doing, big dog? Make this for me. Luka slid in my girl's DMs. I need you to give him 60 tonight. Yo, Brody. Luka slid in my girl's DMs, man. Can you tell him to stop? He's a faithful man. He ain't do that. Huh? I said he's a faithful man. He ain't do that. I swear he did, bro. I don't even know what he said cuz he was talking to her in Spanish. Spanish? Not Slovenian? Yes. Bro, the next day she packed up and left. That sound like she the one unfaithful to you. No, no, no, no. She loves me. Let's go! Come on D'Lo, clamp. Clamp. He's slow, man, but he gets to the bucket, man. think maybe like stealing other people's girls give him his superpowers. just like put up. That's what I'm thinking. Do it for me, Karl. Do it for DeMarcus. Run it back, turbo. Do it one more time. Thank you, Karl. Luka, you need a new fade. You can't steal anybody else's girl with that fade. Luka, come get my barber's IG. It's Mr. Fadez. Nothing distracts a man like telling him his haircut's booty. Why does it look like you got your shoes from Ross? Facts. I seen those on the Ross clearance section. You're not fooling anybody. How'd you make it to the NBA with Ross shoes? It's about to be the it's the third quarter right now. Fourth quarter is when the magic happens. Bro, that's so cool. That's so cool. Mark Cuban has saw me. Oh, you know him? No. His son watches my videos. Bro, you know what? I got to hit him up and try to get on an episode of Shark Tank. That would be such a banger. Hey, 400,000 likes, we're going to be on an episode of Shark Tank. That's good that they're winning cuz if they weren't, people would be probably mad. Bro, I just matched with a baddie. Yo, I just matched with a baddie on Tinder. My hairline's clapped. Is there any barbers? I'm a barber. Is there You're a barber? Bro, can you give me one? Y'all me? Bro, she's a straight baddie, bro. 10 out of 10. I got you. Thank you, bro. I needed this. Bro, I heard these Minnesota girls are bad. I'm getting distracted here because there's a guy getting his haircut in the front row right now. Courtside haircut going on. Oh, that's the uh that's the YouTube guy that's Karl's boy. I'm trying not to Freddie Gibbs since he's dropping a new album, you know? I want to I want to look fresh just like him. Minnesota baddies expecting nothing but the best, you know? I'm going to give it to him. I've never seen a guy get his haircut courtside before. That is That's wild. Yo, yo, Brody. You want to get next? You want to get next? That was the fresh That was the fresh cut cam. First time for everything. Yo, Ref, that was the fresh cut cam. Do you want do you want next? Yeah, maybe. Eject Luka and I got you. I'll pay for you. I mean, that guy was like all the way just like Jigongers. I don't know what his name is. I can't even like it's Jigong. Like he's a YouTube sensation. And he was getting a lot of love before the game. You snapped with that one. Huh? You snapped with that one. That's legendary. I look good? Thank you. Like I said, Ref, man, I got you next. You're looking a little dusty on the top. I got you. I'm being alerted that um that our friend Marty Gilner, she knows it's Jideon. Jideon is how you say his name. Jideon. Oh, okay. So, look him up on YouTube when you get home tonight. Is there any hair getting on you? Oh. Okay, that's good. Just making sure I don't want to be I want to be considerate, you know? Very. When are we doing the wave? Wait, hold up. It's about to come to us. It's about to come to us. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. My bad. I just had to do it real quick. My bad. We look at fresh, y'all. Yo, Karl, man, you're looking crusty, bro. You is a fool. You're looking crusty, man. You're looking crusty, bro. Yo, you can get one more? Yo, come on, hop in. Bro, we might as well finish the cut. Mr. Fadez, you're him. Yeah, you are him. You're him, Mr. Fadez. Do you want a lineup? I have a job. Bro, you got you got to look fresh on the job. I can't look fresh on the job if I don't have a job. Bro, those cheerleaders were looking at you. I can't look fresh on the job if I don't have a job. I hear shopjideon.com is hiring. Shop what? Shopjideon.com. They got the best merch on the market. Yo, what's good, Chuck? Your hair's kind of looking a little frizzy, man. You want to hop in? I'm off right here, my boy. Bro, bro, bro, don't don't diss my barber, bro. I throw hands over my barber. Bro, if you want the baddies, you got to have a fresh cut. Yo, ladies, do you guys like my cut? It's beautiful. Thank you. Damn. You see they love it. Y'all got like three, four minutes, then y'all got to go. Bro, why are you disrespecting my cut, man? Y'all been shaving a bald head for the last 20 minutes. Bro. You know what? I don't want to get kicked out. I think that's a W cut. In this video, can I be mean guy that kicked us out? No, bro. You're a W man. Well, I was about to kick you out, so I mean that's true. Yeah. Why? Y'all got to dip. But we're here to meet uh we're going to meet Karl after. Y'all got to dip. They're about to dip too. For real? Is he not coming out? Yeah. Oh, it's cool if we wait? I have strong orders to have you guys leave. Damn, Brody was a W, then he went to a V, now he's an L. It's tough. Either you die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Damn, ESPN already posted it. All right, y'all, we're waiting for Kat right now. He's about to pull up. Yo, what's good, G? Bro, you funny as hell. Did you know I was going to do it? Bro, they asked me in media about you. What the what? They really did. What the fuck? That's so funny. Uh, what do you think of Jidion getting a haircut in the middle of the game? That's crazy, bro. Um, well, I would say the Wolves could have kicked them out just like Houston, but there was no hair on the floor to affect the game, so it really didn't matter at that point. I appreciate you, G. No, thank you for coming, bro. No, I appreciate you, man. W man. With his Crocs on too. Bro, I'm not going to switch up just because I was sitting court side. I thought me saying something about you in Crocs may actually get you a Crocs deal. I need a Crocs deal. Crocs deal would be insane. Crocs, am I not family-friendly? I think you're funny. All the kids love you so I don't think it really matters at that point. That wasn't the question. You see how I went around it? That's how you do it. Yeah, that hey, media questions. See the difference between Houston and here is that he did some crazy stuff and they brought the camera to show it on the TV. Bro, I was so afraid that they were going to kick me out. I just see Brody The best thing was we were blowing them out. I feel like it would have been funnier if you guys lost, lowkey. No.
A basketball player, Karl-Anthony Towns, sits on the bench and smiles widely while looking off-camera.
"I'm getting distracted here because there's a guy getting his haircut in the front row right now."
Setting: courtside bench at a basketball game — bright, overhead arena lighting
People (1):
• sitting on a bench, wearing blue Timberwolves jersey, short, dark, curly hair — smiling broadly, teeth showing, looking up and to the right
Text: "87", "110", "4TH 3:15"
A barber uses clippers on a man's bald head while they both sit courtside at a basketball game, surrounded by laughing spectators.
Setting: courtside at a basketball game — bright, even arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting in a courtside seat, wearing red and white patterned barber's cape and black pants, bald hair — looking forward with a neutral expression
• leaning over to give a haircut, wearing black long-sleeved shirt, short, dark, curly hair — focused on the haircut
Mark Cuban takes a selfie with JiDion inside the basketball arena.
Setting: basketball arena stands — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• standing, angled towards JiDion, wearing white t-shirt with a red and blue graphic, short, brown hair — smiling widely
• standing, leaning in for the selfie, wearing blue and orange Houston letterman jacket, covered by durag hair — smiling
JiDion addresses the camera, introducing the video's setting while his friend stands behind him.
"All right, what's good with y'all boys, man. So we in Minnesota right now. Shout out to Lo for letting us crash at this crib."
Setting: apartment living room — dim, warm indoor lighting from overhead fixture and a lamp
People (2):
• standing, facing the camera, wearing black t-shirt with 'PROFESSIONAL RAWDAWGGER' in white text, covered by durag hair — speaking to the camera, serious expression
• standing, wearing light blue t-shirt with 'CAUTION WET MOMS' graphic, short, dark hair — smiling slightly, looking at JiDion
JiDion explains the premise of the video, referencing a past stunt and introducing his barber.
"My barber, Mr. Fadez, the one that cut me up in the college lecture, he's going to be here in like 20 minutes."
Setting: apartment living room — dim, warm indoor lighting from overhead fixture and a lamp
People (2):
• standing, facing the camera, wearing black t-shirt with 'PROFESSIONAL RAWDAWGGER' in white text, covered by durag hair — speaking animatedly, gesturing with hands
• standing, wearing light blue t-shirt with 'CAUTION WET MOMS' graphic, short, dark hair — listening intently
JiDion opens the door to greet his barber, Mr. Fadezz, who has just arrived.
"Mr. Fade. What's up, dog? What's good, big dog?"
Setting: apartment entrance — dark interior, bright exterior
People (2):
• standing, back to camera, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — in silhouette, turning to open the door
• standing outside the doorway, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — partially obscured by mask, smiling
JiDion and Mr. Fadezz do a handshake as JiDion talks about the barber's newfound popularity.
"Ever since I shouted him out in the college video, literally people have been..."
Setting: apartment living room — bright, warm indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, gesturing with right hand, wearing black t-shirt with 'PROFESSIONAL RAWDAWGGER' in white text, covered by durag hair — smiling, talking to the camera
• standing, wearing black zip-up jacket, short, dark, curly hair — smiling
Mr. Fadezz describes how far clients have traveled to get a haircut from him.
"Florida, driving 4 hours away."
Setting: apartment living room — bright, warm indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — listening, off to the side
• standing, wearing black zip-up jacket, short, dark, curly hair — speaking to JiDion, looking earnest
JiDion puts his arm around his barber and promotes his Instagram account to the viewers.
"Guys, show him even more love. His IG is right here, man. If you guys ever need a cut..."
Setting: apartment living room — bright, warm indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing next to Mr. Fadezz, wearing black t-shirt with 'PROFESSIONAL RAWDAWGGER' in white text, covered by durag hair — smiling, speaking earnestly to camera
• standing next to JiDion, wearing black zip-up jacket, short, dark, curly hair — smiling at the camera
Text: "mr.fadezz_", "HAIRCUT ANYTIME ANYWHERE"
JiDion, wearing a wig and sitting in a gaming chair, addresses the camera for a sponsored segment.
"Usually whenever I do this, you know I make fun of David and everything like that, but since he never bought me my Tesla during Black History month..."
Setting: apartment room — soft, ambient indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting in a gaming chair, wearing plain black t-shirt, wearing a short, dark, curly wig with bangs hair — smiling, speaking directly to the camera
JiDion begins his ad read for SeatGeek, enthusiastically explaining the app's benefits.
"This part of the video is sponsored by SeatGeek. Literally SeatGeek is the best app to use whenever you're buying tickets and it's the easiest one."
Setting: apartment room — soft, ambient indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting forward in a gaming chair, wearing plain black t-shirt, wearing a short, dark, curly wig with bangs hair — speaking with an excited expression
JiDion demonstrates how to use the SeatGeek app by searching for an artist on his phone.
"Like let's say I want to go see my twin, Freddie Gibbs go perform, right? All I have to do is just type in Freddie Gibbs."
Setting: apartment room — soft, ambient indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting in a gaming chair, wearing plain black t-shirt, wearing a short, dark, curly wig with bangs hair — looking down at his phone, speaking
Text: "Freddie G"
JiDion offers a discount code for SeatGeek to his viewers, pointing and gesturing for emphasis.
"And be sure to use my code, Jideon, for $20 off your first tickets. That's right."
Setting: apartment room — soft, ambient indoor lighting
People (1):
• sitting in a gaming chair, wearing plain black t-shirt, wearing a short, dark, curly wig with bangs hair — speaking directly and enthusiastically to the camera
JiDion walks through the entrance of the Mall of America, looking around in awe and speaking to the camera.
"All right, y'all, we're in Mall of America right now. This is literally the biggest mall in the entire world."
Setting: Mall of America entrance — bright, fluorescent overhead lighting
People (1):
• walking forward, wearing dark blue hoodie, covered by durag hair — looking around with a surprised expression, talking
Text: "WELCOME TO MALL OF AMERICA"
The camera pans up to reveal a massive indoor amusement park with rollercoasters inside the mall.
"Bro, this is an amusement park. This is actually ridiculous."
Setting: Nickelodeon Universe, Mall of America — bright, natural light from glass ceiling mixed with artificial light
People (1):
• standing, wearing dark blue hoodie, covered by durag hair — looking up in disbelief
JiDion compliments a fan's sister and mother after taking a picture with the fan.
"aw thank you. You're beautiful too. The whole family's beautiful."
Setting: Nickelodeon Universe, Mall of America — bright, diffuse lighting
People (3):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — smiling, speaking to the women
• standing next to JiDion, wearing light-colored hoodie, blond, curly hair — smiling, looking at JiDion
• standing, wearing pink shirt, long, blonde hair — smiling, reacting to the compliment
JiDion walks past a line of people waiting for a rollercoaster, claiming he has courtside seats to justify skipping.
"Hey, I got to skip. I have front row seats tonight at the Wolves game. I got to skip. I'm sorry."
Setting: rollercoaster queue, Mall of America — bright, indoor lighting
People (1):
• walking past people, wearing black t-shirt, covered by cap hair — not visible
Having successfully skipped the line, JiDion stands at the front of the queue, looking back at the camera and smiling.
"How did I make it all the way up here? It's actually ridiculous."
Setting: rollercoaster loading platform, Mall of America — bright, indoor lighting
People (1):
• leaning against the queue railing, wearing black t-shirt with 'PROFESSIONAL RAWDAWGGER' in white text, covered by durag hair — smiling, looking at the camera with a satisfied expression
JiDion explains to Mr. Fadezz that he's going to get a haircut on the rollercoaster as a 'practice' for the game.
"So the practice for tonight's game on the roller coaster, he's going to give me a little edge up."
Setting: rollercoaster loading platform, Mall of America — bright, indoor lighting
People (2):
• leaning on the railing, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — smiling, looking at Mr. Fadezz
• leaning on the railing, wearing black zip-up jacket, short, dark, curly hair — smiling, holding clippers
A young woman questions why JiDion cut the line, and he repeats his excuse.
"Why again did you budge in front of everyone? Oh, cuz I'm court side."
Setting: rollercoaster queue, Mall of America — bright, indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, facing the woman, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — calmly explaining his 'reason'
• standing, facing JiDion, wearing black shirt, blonde, with braids hair — questioning, with a slight smile
A rollercoaster car speeds along a green and orange track high up near the glass ceiling of the mall.
Setting: Nickelodeon Universe, Mall of America — bright, natural light from the ceiling
Mr. Fadezz attempts to use clippers on JiDion's head as their rollercoaster car moves along the track.
Setting: on a rollercoaster, Mall of America — bright, indoor lighting
People (2):
• sitting in the front seat of the rollercoaster, wearing black t-shirt, bald hair — bracing for the haircut, head tilted
• sitting in the front seat of the rollercoaster, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — concentrating, trying to cut hair
After the rollercoaster ride, JiDion and Mr. Fadezz walk away, discussing the failed haircut attempt.
"I'm not going to lie, I didn't think it was going to go that fast. I thought we were going to be able to do it the whole way."
Setting: Nickelodeon Universe, Mall of America — bright, indoor lighting
People (2):
• walking, wearing black t-shirt, bald hair — talking, looking slightly disappointed
• walking, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — smiling, listening to JiDion
A group of three young women approach JiDion, asking to make a TikTok. They are surprised to learn they are on a livestream.
"Is he filming? No, it's actually live streaming."
Setting: Mall of America — bright, even lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — smiling, explaining it's a livestream
• standing, wearing beige long-sleeved shirt and light wash jeans, long, dark brown hair — excited, then surprised
JiDion and a group of fans dance the 'griddy' in a split-screen format, with the final TikTok on the left.
Setting: Mall of America — bright, even lighting
People (2):
• dancing, wearing black t-shirt and black pants, covered by durag hair — smiling, focused on dancing
• dancing, wearing beige long-sleeved shirt and light wash jeans, long, dark brown hair — laughing while dancing
Text: "@emmaaimvinson"
JiDion approaches an employee at the LEGO store and asks if he is a LEGO master.
"Hey, Brody, are you a LEGO master?"
Setting: LEGO store
JiDion asks a LEGO store employee for help building a 'big booty Latina' out of LEGOs.
"I'm trying to build a Latina."
Setting: LEGO store
A security guard intervenes, telling JiDion and his group they cannot film in the LEGO play area.
"We can't have any filming going on in our play area."
Setting: LEGO store
JiDion and Mr. Fadezz walk towards a Barnes & Noble bookstore inside the mall.
"Barnes and Noble."
Setting: Mall of America — bright, fluorescent lighting
People (1):
• walking, wearing dark blue hoodie, covered by durag hair — looking up at the sign
Text: "BARNES & NOBLE BOOKSELLERS"
JiDion approaches a female employee at the Barnes & Noble counter to ask for help.
"Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me find a book?"
Setting: Barnes & Noble — warm, soft indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing at the counter, wearing dark blue hoodie, covered by durag hair — speaking politely
• standing behind the counter, wearing patterned sweater and blue jeans, long, blonde hair — looking at JiDion, listening
JiDion asks the bookstore employee for an absurdly titled book, 'The Cougar Manifesto'.
"The book I'm looking for is called The Cougar Manifesto."
Setting: Barnes & Noble
Text: "The Cougar Manifesto"
The employee clarifies the spelling of the author's name, and JiDion makes a joke about it.
"moody spelled like mood? Yeah, m o o d y. Like me when I don't have any weed, I get moody."
Setting: Barnes & Noble — warm, soft indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing at the counter, wearing dark blue hoodie, covered by durag hair — smiling, making a joke
• standing behind the counter, wearing patterned sweater and blue jeans, long, blonde hair — typing on computer, then looks up and smiles at the joke
JiDion asks for another absurdly titled book, 'Cooking with Semen'.
"Do you guys have Cooking with Semen? 100 delicious recipes."
Setting: Barnes & Noble
Text: "Cooking with Semen"
JiDion asks for a third absurdly titled book, 'Anal Bleaching with Pictures'.
"What about anal bleaching with pictures?"
Setting: Barnes & Noble
Text: "Anal Bleaching with Pictures"
JiDion complains to a man in the bookstore about their lack of selection, referencing one of the fake books.
"Bro, literally, I just asked them if they have the art of braiding your pubic hair and they didn't even have that."
Setting: Barnes & Noble — warm, soft indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing dark blue hoodie, covered by durag hair — complaining with a straight face
• standing, wearing dark puffer jacket, bald hair — listening with a confused/amused expression
A fan who had previously dapped up JiDion comes back to ask for a picture.
"That literally. It was like I was just like, bro, what the heck am I doing?"
Setting: Mall of America — bright, even lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — laughing and talking to the fan
• standing, wearing dark blue t-shirt with a Minnesota graphic, short, black hair — smiling, holding up his phone
JiDion tries on a blue and orange Houston letterman-style jacket in a clothing store.
"Damn, that hoe is tough."
Setting: clothing store — bright store lighting
People (1):
• standing in front of a rack of clothes, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket over a black t-shirt, covered by durag hair — looking at himself in the jacket, impressed
JiDion jokingly tells a store employee that he is a tech reviewer and is responsible for the iPhone's popularity.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like literally the only reason they got iPhones is because of me."
Setting: clothing store — bright store lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — speaking confidently to the employee
• standing, wearing red hoodie, short, black hair — listening with a skeptical look
JiDion and Mr. Fadezz stand in the entrance to the courtside club at the arena, explaining the location.
"All right, boys, so we're inside like the courtside club. It's basically this place where like anybody that has courtside tickets, they just sit and eat and stuff like that."
Setting: Target Center arena lobby — warm, ambient lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — speaking to the camera
• standing, wearing black hoodie, short, dark, curly hair — looking at JiDion
JiDion and Mr. Fadezz sit at a table in a dimly lit, upscale club inside the arena.
"Bro, I'm not going to lie, we do not belong here at all."
Setting: courtside club at Target Center — dim, warm, atmospheric
People (2):
• sitting at a table, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — looking around, speaking to the camera
• sitting at a table, wearing black hoodie, short, dark, curly hair — looking around with a slight smile
JiDion walks out of a tunnel and onto the main arena floor, looking up at the Jumbotron and the court in awe.
"Yo. Wow, I didn't realize it was right here."
Setting: Target Center arena floor — bright spotlights on the court, dim in the stands
People (1):
• walking out onto the court area, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — looking up with a wide-eyed, amazed expression
From the sideline, JiDion claps and cheers for a player, Patrick Beverley, who is practicing shooting.
"Good work, Patrick. Splash town, that's what I'm talking about."
Setting: courtside during warm-ups — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing on the sideline, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — smiling, shouting encouragement
• shooting stance, wearing dark sleeveless practice jersey and blue shorts, braids hair — focused on his shot
JiDion shakes hands with Mark Cuban and jokingly asks him for a million dollars.
"Yo, Mark Cuban, what's good, G? Hey, can I get a small loan of a million dollars?"
Setting: courtside at Target Center — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — smiling, shaking hands
• standing, wearing white t-shirt with a graphic, short, brown hair — laughing
Mark Cuban tells JiDion his son is a fan and pulls out his phone to try and FaceTime him.
"My son talks about you all the time. No way. So we got to try to um FaceTime."
Setting: courtside at Target Center — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing white t-shirt with a graphic, short, brown hair — smiling, looking at his phone
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — surprised and happy
Mark Cuban, while holding his phone, tells JiDion that his son wanted him to trade for DeMarcus Cousins.
"He was like, you got to trade for DeMarcus Cousins. So we get DeMarcus Cousins."
Setting: courtside at Target Center — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing white t-shirt with a graphic, short, brown hair — laughing
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — laughing
Mark Cuban records a video message for his son, pretending he has traded for JiDion.
"Hey Jake, I just made a trade. The dude is ready to report and play for the Mavs tonight. What do you think?"
Setting: courtside at Target Center — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing white t-shirt with a graphic, short, brown hair — smiling, speaking into his phone's camera
• standing next to Mark Cuban, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — smiling, pointing at himself
JiDion jokes with Mark Cuban about being a basketball player.
"They don't call me DeMarcus Cousins the third for no reason."
Setting: courtside at Target Center — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing white t-shirt with a graphic, short, brown hair — laughing heartily
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — smiling, looking at Mark Cuban
Text: "shout out my guy Jake!!"
JiDion jokes with a player, telling him his girlfriend left him for another player.
"An NBA player slid in her DMs, bro. She left. Haven't seen her since."
Setting: courtside during warm-ups — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing on the sideline, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — serious expression, telling a story
• standing on the court, wearing white long-sleeved shirt and blue shorts, long, in dreadlocks/ponytail hair — smiling, listening to JiDion
JiDion greets Karl-Anthony Towns, who is smiling, and they hug.
"I ain't never been nervous. You look a little nervous, bro."
Setting: courtside during warm-ups — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, embracing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — smiling, talking to Towns
• standing, embracing, wearing white long-sleeved shirt, short, dark, curly hair — smiling broadly
JiDion walks along the courtside seats and shouts at a Dallas Mavericks player, joking that Luka Dončić slid into his girlfriend's DMs.
"Yo, Brody. Luka slid in my girl's DMs, man. Can you tell him to stop?"
Setting: courtside — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing near the courtside seats, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, covered by durag hair — shouting towards the court
• standing on the court, wearing blue long-sleeved shirt and blue pants, short, black hair — looking at JiDion, smiling
The basketball game begins with a tip-off between the two teams.
"Let's go!"
Setting: center court, Target Center — bright, overhead arena lighting
People (2):
• jumping for the tip-off, wearing white jersey and white shorts, various hair — focused on the ball
• jumping for the tip-off, wearing blue jersey and blue shorts, various hair — focused on the ball
JiDion and his friends watch the game from their courtside seats, commenting on a player's speed.
"He's slow, man, but he gets to the bucket, man."
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — watching the game intently
• sitting, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — watching the game
JiDion points and celebrates after a player he was cheering for makes a free throw.
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (1):
• sitting, leaning forward, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — cheering, mouth open
JiDion heckles Luka Dončić about his haircut as the player walks past.
"Luka, you need a new fade. You can't steal anybody else's girl with that fade."
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — yelling towards the court
• walking on the court, wearing white Dallas #77 jersey and white shorts, short, brown hair — walking, ignoring the heckle
JiDion continues to heckle Luka Dončić, making fun of his shoes.
"Why's it look like you got your shoes from Ross?"
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (1):
• sitting, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — yelling towards the court, laughing
JiDion speaks to his friends, anticipating the start of the haircut in the fourth quarter.
"It's about to be the it's the third quarter right now. Fourth quarter is when the magic happens."
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (1):
• sitting, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — talking to his friends
Mr. Fadezz shows JiDion something on his phone as they sit courtside.
"Oh, you know him?"
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (2):
• sitting, leaning over to see the phone, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — looking at the phone, surprised
• sitting, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — smiling, showing his phone
After interacting with Mark Cuban, JiDion jokes to his friends about getting on Shark Tank.
"Hey, 400,000 likes, we're going to be on an episode of Shark Tank."
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (1):
• sitting, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — smiling, pointing at the camera
JiDion shows his phone to the person sitting next to him, excited about a match on a dating app.
"Bro, I just matched with a baddie."
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (1):
• sitting, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — smiling, looking at his phone and then his friend
A referee approaches JiDion's group. JiDion asks if there are any barbers, and the referee points to himself jokingly.
"I'm a barber. Is there You're a barber? Bro, can you give me one?"
Setting: courtside — bright court lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue Minnesota #32 jersey and black pants, covered by durag hair — standing up, surprised and excited
• standing, interacting with the group, wearing black and white striped referee shirt and black pants, short, graying hair — smiling, pointing to himself
Mr. Fadezz puts a red and white patterned barber's cape on JiDion and begins to set up for the haircut.
"Y'all me? Bro, she's a straight baddie, bro. 10 out of 10."
Setting: courtside seats — bright court lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing red and white patterned barber's cape, bald hair — looking at his friend, excited
• leaning over JiDion, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — focused, preparing to cut hair
The haircut begins. Mr. Fadezz uses clippers on JiDion's head as the crowd and people around them watch and laugh.
"Bro, I heard these Minnesota girls are bad."
Setting: courtside seats — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing red and white patterned barber's cape and black pants, bald hair — looking forward
• leaning over, wearing black long-sleeved shirt, short, dark, curly hair — concentrating
An on-screen graphic shows NBA team standings while a commentator expresses his distraction over the haircut.
"I'm getting distracted here because there's a guy getting his haircut in the front row right now."
Setting: TV broadcast overlay — N/A
Text: "4-7 IN THE STANDINGS", "RECORD 45-28", "RECORD 42-32"
A wide shot of the basketball game in progress, with the group getting the haircut visible in the front row.
"I've never seen a guy get his haircut courtside before. That is that's wild."
Setting: Target Center — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• playing basketball, wearing blue jersey and blue shorts, various hair — in motion
• sitting, wearing red and white barber's cape, bald hair — not discernible
Text: "87", "110"
Karl-Anthony Towns and Anthony Edwards are on the bench, laughing and pointing at JiDion getting his haircut.
Setting: Timberwolves bench — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting on the bench, wearing blue warm-up suit, short, dark, curly hair — laughing hysterically, pointing
• sitting on the bench, wearing blue warm-up suit, braids hair — laughing, leaning over
Text: "88", "113"
The Jumbotron shows a close-up of Mr. Fadezz cutting JiDion's hair, with the crowd reacting.
"Oh, this is the ultimate barbershop here tonight."
Setting: Target Center — light from the screen illuminates the area
A referee walks over to JiDion's group again, smiling and joking with them. JiDion offers to pay for the ref's haircut if he ejects Luka Dončić.
"Do you want do you want next? Yeah, maybe. Eject Luka and I got you."
Setting: courtside — bright court lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing red and white barber's cape, bald hair — laughing, talking to the ref
• standing, wearing black and white striped referee shirt and black pants, short, graying hair — laughing, pointing
A close-up shot of Timberwolves player Anthony Edwards on the bench, looking shocked and amused by the courtside haircut.
"Jigongers, I don't know what his name is."
Setting: Timberwolves bench — bright arena lighting
People (1):
• sitting on the bench, wearing blue Timberwolves jersey, short afro hair — mouth wide open in shock, eyes wide
Text: "JiGong"
The haircut is complete, and JiDion's friend admires the finished product.
"You snapped with that one. That's legendary."
Setting: courtside seats — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing red and white barber's cape, freshly bald hair — looking satisfied with his haircut
• leaning over, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — smiling, admiring his work
The haircut is finished and Mr. Fadezz is cleaning up. JiDion has a serious expression on his face.
Setting: courtside seats — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting upright in his courtside seat, wearing red and white patterned barber's cape, freshly bald and clean hair — looking straight ahead with a neutral, slightly dazed expression
• leaning over from the side, wearing black jacket, short, dark, curly hair — focused on cleaning up
JiDion offers a haircut to a security guard who has approached their seats.
"You want a lineup? I have a job."
Setting: courtside seats — bright overhead arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing red and white barber's cape, bald hair — looking up at the security guard, speaking
• standing over the group, wearing black polo with Nike logo and black pants, short, black hair — smiling, shaking his head
The security guard tells the group they have a few minutes before they have to leave their seats.
"Y'all got like three, four minutes, then y'all gotta go."
Setting: courtside seats — bright overhead arena lighting
People (2):
• sitting, wearing red and white barber's cape, bald hair — listening
• standing over the group, wearing black polo with Nike logo and black pants, short, black hair — speaking to the group
After the game, JiDion thanks the security guard, who jokingly asks to be portrayed as the 'mean guy' in the video.
"In this video, can I be mean guy that kicked us out? No, bro, you're a W man."
Setting: Target Center court — bright arena lighting
People (2):
• standing on the court, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, bald hair — smiling, talking to the guard
• standing on the court, wearing black polo with Nike logo and black pants, short, black hair — smiling, joking with JiDion
In a hallway backstage, JiDion meets Karl-Anthony Towns after the game. They greet each other warmly.
"Yo, what's good, G? Bro, you funny as hell."
Setting: backstage hallway, Target Center — fluorescent overhead lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, bald hair — smiling, shaking hands
• standing, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie and blue jeans, short, dark, curly hair — smiling broadly
Karl-Anthony Towns tells JiDion that the media asked about him and the haircut during the post-game press conference.
"Bro, they asked me in media about you. They really did."
Setting: backstage hallway, Target Center — fluorescent overhead lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie and blue jeans, short, dark, curly hair — laughing, pointing back towards the court area
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, bald hair — listening with a surprised expression
A clip from the post-game press conference shows Karl-Anthony Towns being asked about the haircut.
"What do you think of Jidion getting a haircut in the middle of the game? That's crazy, bro."
Setting: press conference room — bright, direct lighting for cameras
People (1):
• sitting at a press conference table, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie, short, dark, curly hair — smiling, looking down at his notes before answering
Karl-Anthony Towns explains why JiDion wasn't kicked out immediately, making a joke referencing a previous incident in Houston.
"I would say the Wolves could have kicked them out, just like Houston, but there was no hair on the floor to affect the game, so it really didn't matter at that point."
Setting: press conference room — bright, direct lighting for cameras
People (1):
• sitting at a press conference table, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie, short, dark, curly hair — smirking, looking at the reporters
JiDion and Karl-Anthony Towns say their goodbyes, shaking hands and sharing a friendly moment.
"Thank you for coming, brotha. No, I appreciate you, man. W man."
Setting: backstage, Target Center — fluorescent overhead lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, bald hair — smiling, shaking hands
• standing, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie and blue jeans, short, dark, curly hair — smiling
Karl-Anthony Towns jokes that JiDion's courtside comments might get him a sponsorship deal with Crocs.
"I thought me saying something about you in Crocs may actually get you a Crocs deal."
Setting: backstage, Target Center — fluorescent overhead lighting
People (1):
• standing, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie and blue jeans, short, dark, curly hair — laughing, talking to JiDion
Karl-Anthony Towns reassures JiDion that he is family-friendly enough for a sponsorship because kids love him.
"All the kids love you, so I don't think it really matters at that point."
Setting: backstage, Target Center — fluorescent overhead lighting
People (1):
• standing, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie and blue jeans, short, dark, curly hair — smiling, speaking to JiDion
JiDion tells Karl-Anthony Towns he was scared of being kicked out, mimicking the security guard's hand gesture.
"Bro, I was so afraid that they were going to kick me out. I just see Brody..."
Setting: backstage, Target Center — fluorescent overhead lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing blue and orange Houston jacket, bald hair — laughing, reenacting the moment
• standing, wearing gray vest over a white hoodie and blue jeans, short, dark, curly hair — laughing at the story
An outro screen displays various pieces of JiDion's merchandise.
Setting: graphic overlay — N/A
Text: "SHOP JIDION .com"
A woman in a bowling alley points her finger at JiDion and tells him 'You are not him.'
"You are not him. You are not him."
Setting: bowling alley — standard indoor lighting
People (2):
• standing, wearing gray vest over a red shirt, short, blonde hair — stern, pointing her finger
• standing, wearing black t-shirt, bald hair — listening, neutral expression