I Ran On The Field!

A montage of fast-paced, high-energy clips shows various stunts and chaotic scenes from the video, including dirt bike jumps, skateboarding, and general mayhem.

Setting: various — mixed

Text: "VIRGINITY ROCKS"

A young man with curly blonde hair stands in a modern kitchen, looking at his phone.

"We're going on a road trip. We need Jake for the adventure."

Setting: modern kitchen — bright, natural light from window

The man, Danny, is on a FaceTime call with his friend Jake, trying to convince him to join the trip. A split screen shows Danny on the left and Jake's distorted face on the right.

"Jake! Put your tongue in your mouth. You want to come with us, dude? We're going on a road trip."

Setting: modern kitchen — bright, natural light

Danny negotiates with Jake over FaceTime, asking how much it would cost for him to call off work. Jake names his price.

"Yeah, but I got work tomorrow. All right, how much to call off work tomorrow? Uh, 500 bucks. Okay."

Setting: modern kitchen — bright, indoor lighting

Text: "yeah but I got work tomorrow", "uh"

Danny explains his amusing friendship dynamic with Jake, highlighting Jake's indifference to his fame.

"You know why I like Jake, though? It's like, it doesn't matter that I have followers and stuff. I have to convince him to hang out with me."

Setting: modern kitchen — bright, indoor lighting

Danny walks through the kitchen, still on the phone, exasperatedly joking about Jake's busy schedule.

"Jake, you act like you're a CEO of some fucking Fortune 500 company, dude."

Setting: kitchen under construction — bright, natural light

Danny offers Jake a job as his pool boy if he gets fired, which Jake immediately rejects.

"If you get fired, you can work for me, okay? I need a pool boy. Fuck that. I don't like pool."

Setting: modern kitchen — bright, indoor lighting

Text: "fuck that"

A montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

Danny offers Jake a Microtech knife to convince him. Later, at night, Danny hands the knife to Jake, who inspects it.

"All right, fine. I'll give you a thousand bucks. We're gonna pick you up tonight. Hey, I want that knife."

Setting: outside a house at night — dim, ambient light from house and streetlights

Text: "hey I want that knife"

Despite the gifts, Jake still refuses to go on the road trip.

"You coming or no? Nah."

Setting: driveway at night — very dark, minimal ambient light

Text: "nah"

Danny reads aloud the elaborate lie Jake texted his boss to get time off work, laughing uncontrollably.

"A childhood friend of mine just passed away recently and his and his family would like me to come to the funeral on Friday."

Setting: driveway at night — lit from the front by a camera light

Danny and Jake are laughing together after reading the boss's sympathetic reply to the fake funeral excuse.

"Dude, what is wrong with you, dude?"

Setting: outside a house at night — dim, single light source

Danny questions Jake's logic for lying about a friend's death if he enjoys his job so much.

"Then why the fuck would you tell your friend died?"

Setting: outside a house at night — dim light from off-screen

Danny leans against the truck, smiling and talking to the camera about Jake playing hard to get.

"Jake's like, keep begging."

Setting: outside a house at night — dim light

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

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Danny and Jake are in a dimly lit garage. Danny makes a final offer of $5,000, which Jake still refuses with a laugh.

"for $5,000? Nah."

Setting: garage — dim, overhead garage light

Text: "for $5,000?", "nah"

Danny physically tries to lift and push Jake towards the van, but Jake resists and runs away.

"Get in the van. No."

Setting: outside at night — very dark

Danny is at a motel check-in window at night, talking to the receptionist. He high-fives her through the glass.

"The room is 106."

Setting: motel check-in — fluorescent lighting from inside, dark outside

Text: "the room is 106"

Danny and his friend walk through a dark parking lot. Danny makes a crude joke about why some guys don't wear underwear.

"Yes. What is it with you and guys who don't wear underwear when they wear pants because they like the way the zipper rubs on their pussy."

Setting: motel parking lot at night — dim, ambient parking lot lights

Danny enters the motel room and immediately starts causing chaos, jumping and yelling. He is then tackled onto the bed by his larger friend, Josh.

"It's a party. Oh."

Setting: motel room — warm, dim lighting from lamps

The chaos in the motel room continues. Danny does a flying kick onto the bed and then falls off. His friend also jumps and crashes onto the bed.

Setting: motel room — warm, dim lighting

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A man pulls down the curtains in the motel room.

Setting: motel room — warm, indoor lighting

Danny opens the Microtech knife, and his friend expresses fear of it. A woman in a red hoodie is visible in the background.

"I do not like that knife. that knife scares the frick outta me"

Setting: motel room — warm, indoor light

Text: "I do not like that knife"

The black 'VIRGINITY ROCKS' van is parked in front of a tan, two-story motel during the day.

Setting: motel parking lot — bright daylight

Text: "VIRGINITY ROCKS"

Danny is sitting in the passenger seat of the van, with his feet up on the dashboard, as they drive through a desert landscape.

Setting: inside a moving van in the desert — bright, harsh sunlight

A muscular, shirtless man (Josh) wearing a gas mask and backpack walks out of an airport terminal. The view is from inside the van, looking at him.

"There he is. Yo!"

Setting: airport pickup area — bright, indoor/outdoor lighting

Text: "11 Baggage Claim"

Inside the moving van, Danny is perched on Josh's shoulders while Josh is driving. Danny is holding onto the ceiling.

Setting: inside a moving van — daylight

Danny stands in front of the Excalibur Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, explaining the premise of the restaurant they are about to visit.

"All right, we're in Vegas. We're gonna go to dinner. So I guess they talk shit to you, make fun of you, call you names, whatever."

Setting: Las Vegas Strip — dusk, golden hour

Inside a lively restaurant, a large waiter wearing a mask approaches the group's table and rudely tells them to clear it.

"He has no idea. Pick all your crap up off the table. Let's go."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, colorful restaurant lighting

Text: "pick all your crap up off the table"

The waiter continues to berate the group, who are looking at their menus. The waiter gets in one of the friend's faces.

"What is this place? Hey, stop looking at me in that tone of voice, kid, okay?"

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, colorful lighting

Text: "hey stop looking at me in that tone of voice"

The waiter boasts about his tenure and toughness to Danny, who is standing and laughing.

"I've been here for 14 years. I can bust you up for an hour and not even blink."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, colorful lighting

Text: "I've been here for 14 years"

The waiter insults Danny, referencing his 'Virginity Rocks' brand, causing everyone at the table to laugh hysterically.

"You need one of these shirts, cause I know you're a fucking virgin."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, colorful

Text: "you need one of these shirts"

The waiter places a tall, white paper hat on one of the friend's heads.

"You're embarrassing me at dinner."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "Most People Think I'm STRAIGHT"

Everyone at the table is now wearing a tall, white paper hat with an insulting phrase written on it. They are laughing and reading the menus.

"I feel like he's gonna spit in my food."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, colorful

Text: "I feel like he's gonna spit in my food"

A different, larger waiter with a 'TACO' tattoo on his stomach lifts his shirt to show it to the group after they decline tacos.

"You said no, but your eyes said yes."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "TACO"

The group poses for a photo with the waiter who has the 'TACO' tattoo on his stomach.

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

A brief montage of Danny's friends is shown doing various activities and stunts.

Setting: various — mixed

The waiter argues with the friend wearing the 'I'm not a baby dude' shirt, pointing out the irony.

"I'm not a baby. Yeah, you are. You got your damn shirt on."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "yeah you are"

The waiter makes a crude joke, and the friend reacts with disgust. Danny laughs in the background.

"Suck titties. Got it? Jesus Christ."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "suck titties"

A DJ announces that it's Aaron's birthday, and the restaurant patrons cheer.

"I got this gentleman down here, his name is Aaron. It's his birthday today. Make some noise!"

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "it's his birthday today"

The DJ asks the crowd if he should play lap dance music for Aaron, and the crowd cheers loudly.

"If you think I should put on some sexy lap dance music, make some noise!"

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, colorful

Text: "make some noise"

Aaron is moved into a chair in the middle of the restaurant floor by the waiter, protesting the impending lap dance.

"I'm not getting a lap dance. I'm very very very confused."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "I'm not getting a lap dance"

A large man with long hair, a mask, and a thong dances provocatively for Aaron, who is covered in a black trash bag.

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim, spotlights

The man giving the lap dance is now shirtless, wearing only tan shorts and a black thong, which is clearly visible as he dances.

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

The lap dance ends. The waiter asks Aaron for his opinion, and Aaron expresses his disgust.

"That wasn't that bad, was it? That was disgusting."

Setting: Dick's Last Resort, Las Vegas — dim

Text: "that was disgusting"

Danny and Josh are play-fighting in a casino. The casino floor has a busy, patterned carpet.

"Oh, I'm big and stupid."

Setting: casino — bright, artificial casino lighting

A montage of Las Vegas at night is shown, including the Bellagio fountains, neon signs, and the Paris hotel's Eiffel Tower.

Setting: Las Vegas, Nevada — bright, colorful neon lights

Text: "hollywood", "Paris"

In a hotel bathroom, Danny discovers a bidet, mistakes it for a water fountain, and drinks from it.

"It's a water fountain. Oh, it's a water fountain."

Setting: hotel bathroom — dim, overhead lighting

Text: "it's a water fountain"

Danny drinks from a second bidet in another bathroom, commenting on the water quality.

"That one actually tastes like Fiji."

Setting: hotel bathroom — warm, dim lighting

Outside at night, a friend attempts to ride a BMX bike down a set of stairs and crashes. A large cockroach is spotted on the ground, causing panic.

"Oh, what's the cockroach? Oh shit! Oh!"

Setting: outside a building at night — warm, ambient light from streetlamps

Danny and Josh are laughing and wrestling playfully on the sidewalk after the cockroach incident.

"I was joking at first, but then I slipped."

Setting: Las Vegas street at night — warm streetlights

Danny approaches a little person (Kewon) on the street, who falls over dramatically. Danny helps him up.

"Oh my god. What's up? Oh my god."

Setting: Fremont Street, Las Vegas — bright purple and white neon lights

Danny talks to a young, red-haired fan about the consequences of doing a stunt, joking about getting arrested.

"What are they gonna do, arrest a 15-year-old? Or in 10 years in prison."

Setting: outside The Venetian, Las Vegas — warm, ambient lighting from the hotel

A person does a backflip off a bridge into the canal at The Venetian hotel.

"Gang."

Setting: The Venetian canals, Las Vegas — warm, artificial lighting

The young, red-haired fan, now shirtless and wet, emerges from a fountain, exclaiming how dirty the water was.

"that was the dirtiest water ever"

Setting: Las Vegas plaza at night — bright, ambient city lights

Text: "that was the dirtiest water ever"

Inside a casino, a security guard tells a shirtless Josh that he needs to put on a shirt. Danny and another friend, also shirtless, swap shirts.

"Hey, you gotta put a shirt on too."

Setting: casino lobby — warm, dim casino lighting

Text: "hey you gotta put a shirt on too"

The security guard gives the group an ultimatum: either behave or leave the casino for the night.

"Are you gonna stay, though? Otherwise you guys gotta call it a night."

Setting: casino lobby — dim, warm lighting

Text: "are you gonna stay, though?"

Danny, wearing a face mask, walks through the casino hallway, complaining about the double standards of the hotel's dress code.

"It's weird how the hotel can have actual strippers in there but we can't run around with our shirts off."

Setting: hotel corridor — bright, warm lighting

In a hotel hallway, Danny, wearing a white bathrobe, chases his friend who is running away. Danny is carrying a trash can full of ice and water.

"Come on, dude, we're getting wet. I didn't want to get wet today."

Setting: hotel hallway — warm, sconce lighting

A friend lures another friend (Aaron) out of his hotel room under the pretense of having food, while Danny waits above the door with the bucket of ice water.

"what dude? Danny wanted you, he brought food. I want some food."

Setting: hotel hallway — warm lighting

Text: "I want some food"

Danny dumps the entire trash can of ice and water on Aaron as he steps out of his room. The hallway floor is soaked.

"Stop, dude! Freaking idiot, dude!"

Setting: hotel hallway — warm lighting

Text: "Stop"

Aaron, soaking wet, confronts Danny, who is still in a bathrobe. Aaron reiterates that he wants food.

"You want food? Yeah, I do want food."

Setting: hotel hallway — dim

Text: "yeah I do want food"

Back in the hotel suite, the group is eating food at a table. They are all shirtless.

"You like what you see? What's left?"

Setting: hotel suite — warm, indoor lighting

Text: "literally had like a feast"

In a sunny parking lot, Danny points to a large recycling dumpster, instructing Aaron to skateboard off of it.

"Aaron! All the way off that!"

Setting: parking lot — bright, harsh sunlight

A person on a skateboard jumps off the top of the large recycling dumpster, while another person stands beside it.

Setting: parking lot — bright sunlight

A young boy on an ATV with a large 'TRUMP 2020' flag rides up to the group. Danny asks if he can ride it.

"Can I ride that?"

Setting: parking lot — bright sunlight

Text: "TRUMP 2020"

Danny rides a small, yellow child's ATV, doing a wheelie in the parking lot.

"Oh yeah."

Setting: parking lot — bright sunlight

Inside a fast-food restaurant, Josh eats a taco while Danny makes a joke. Both are wearing 'Virginity Rocks' merchandise.

"Don't forget to swallow whole."

Setting: fast-food restaurant — bright, indoor lighting

A point-of-view shot from the van driving through a rocky canyon.

Setting: canyon road — bright daylight

Danny tries to enter a wooden trading post just as it's about to close. A friendly employee in a face shield lets them in.

"You guys closed? We close in like three minutes, but you can come in really quick if you want."

Setting: Virgin Trading Post — golden hour sunlight

Text: "we close in like 3 minutes"

Inside the trading post, Danny shows Josh a golden slingshot he found.

"Look what I found. Slingshot."

Setting: Virgin Trading Post — warm, indoor lighting

At a scenic overlook with a desert backdrop, Danny gives his friend Aaron a gift: a toy police badge.

"I got you a gift. You've been a really good boy. I'm proud of you. There you go, man."

Setting: desert overlook — golden hour, sunset

Danny tests out the new slingshot, aiming it towards the setting sun over the desert landscape.

Setting: desert overlook — sunset, golden light

The slingshot breaks as Danny fires it. He laughs and reveals he bought a backup.

"Fucking broke, dude. That's why I bought two."

Setting: desert overlook — dusk

The group has picked up more hitchhikers at night. Danny jokingly tells one of them, who has similar hair, to get a haircut.

"Dude, cut your fucking hair, bro. Bro, I look like you."

Setting: side of a road at night — lit from below by an interior van light

Text: "Bro I look like you"

The hitchhikers are kicked out of the van in a dark, brushy area. One of them wishes blessings on the group.

"Get the fuck out. Blessings are coming your way. You think? I need some, man."

Setting: side of the road at night — dark, lit by the van's interior light

Text: "blessings are coming your way"

Inside the van at night, Danny instructs one of the hitchhikers to pretend to be him and run out towards a crowd.

"Act like you're me right now and run out. Go, run. Just come back though."

Setting: inside the van at night — dim, interior light