Minecraft on 0% Logic...

The video opens with a grid of nine smaller Minecraft gameplay clips, rapidly changing. The large, blocky "MINECRAFT" logo is centered, with "0% LOGIC" in red text below it. The creator, a young man with dark hair and headphones, is visible in a small picture-in-picture window at the bottom left, smiling and looking at the screen.

"This is Minecraft on 0% logic."

Setting: studio/gaming room — bright, even studio lighting on creator

Text: "MINECRAFT", "0% LOGIC"

The Minecraft gameplay shows a first-person perspective approaching a small wooden house in a grassy field. The player enters the house, revealing a red wool floor and a crafting table. The creator is smiling and talking, looking at the screen.

"All right, so we're approaching a house. But it's not what it seems."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Inside the wooden house, a Minecraft Steve character is standing still on the red wool floor. The creator watches with a smile, his eyes wide in anticipation.

"Wait, so far this is, this is normal."

Setting: inside a Minecraft house — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The Minecraft Steve character places a red bed on the floor. Then, he looks up at the ceiling. The creator's smile widens into a laugh as he watches, his hands coming up in a gesture of disbelief.

"Yeah, he's just putting a bed down. Hold on. Why is Steve looking at the ceiling?"

Setting: inside a Minecraft house — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Red Bed"

The Minecraft Steve character places another red bed on the ceiling. Then, he jumps onto the ceiling bed and lies down. The creator bursts into laughter, covering his mouth with his hand, shaking his head in disbelief.

"No. What? Tell me he doesn't sleep in it. Tell me. No. What?"

Setting: inside a Minecraft house — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a new scene in a snowy Minecraft biome. A Minecraft Steve character is standing on a snow-covered hill. The creator is still laughing, then looks at the screen with a slight frown, covering his mouth with his hand.

"Oh no. Dude, it's always the default Steve skin."

Setting: Minecraft snowy biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The Minecraft Steve character builds a snowman with two snow blocks and a carved pumpkin head. The creator watches, smiling, then covers his mouth with his hand as if holding back laughter.

"Please just build a normal snowman. Yes. But when he builds it, you know something's gonna go wrong."

Setting: Minecraft snowy biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Pumpkin"

The Minecraft Steve character builds another snowman, but this one is much smaller, with a tiny pumpkin head. The creator laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement.

"What? What is this?"

Setting: Minecraft snowy biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then points at the screen, still amused. The gameplay shows the two snowmen, one large and one small.

"Oh, I hate that. It looked like this."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a dark Minecraft cave, with gray and black bedrock blocks. A Minecraft Steve character is seen walking in the distance. The creator looks at the screen with a concerned expression, then smiles as he recognizes Steve.

"It appears to be a normal cave. Oh, but dude, there's the Steve again."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting with torchlight, studio lighting on creator

The Minecraft Steve character places a piston and a redstone torch next to a bedrock block, attempting a glitch. The creator watches with a surprised expression, then explains the bedrock glitch to the audience, gesturing with his hands.

"What are you gonna do to us? Oh, okay, he's gonna do the bedrock glitch. You can use pistons to actually break bedrock in Minecraft."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting with torchlight, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Cobblestone"

In-game chat messages appear on the screen, showing "<CowEarth> Place redstone on count of 3" and a countdown from 3 to 1. The creator reads the messages with a confused expression.

"Wait, what is he saying? Place redstone on the count of three."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting with torchlight, studio lighting on creator

Text: "<CowEarth> Place redstone on count of 3", "<CowEarth> 3", "<CowEarth> 2", "<BoeJiden> 1"

The creator notices the name "BoeJiden" in the chat and reacts with extreme surprise, his eyes wide and mouth agape. A pixelated image of Joe Biden appears on screen briefly. The Minecraft Steve character is still visible in the background, next to the bedrock and piston setup.

"Wait a second. Bojiden? He's playing Minecraft with Joe Biden."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "<CowEarth> 3", "<BoeJiden> 2", "<BoeJiden> 1"

The Minecraft Steve character places a redstone torch, activating the piston, which pushes the bedrock block. The creator watches in utter disbelief, his mouth wide open, shaking his head and gesturing with his hands.

"What? You can't move bedrock with a piston. No."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then expresses his frustration, waving his hands in the air.

"That is a sin. Oh, please, just give me something normal, man. I'm losing it right now."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene, showing a small wooden house in a grassy field. The player enters the house, revealing a long, narrow tunnel leading downwards. A picture-in-picture of Mr. Beast in a straitjacket appears in the top right. The creator is smiling, then looks concerned as he watches the gameplay.

"I feel like Mr. Beast in his newest video where he spent seven days in solitary confinement. Buddy, can you use stairs?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "DAY #5"

The player is shown falling down a deep, narrow shaft made of wood blocks, with a single torch at the bottom. The creator shakes his head in disbelief, then points a finger at the screen.

"The worst thing about this is the fact that he didn't put a single stair block down."

Setting: inside a Minecraft tunnel — torchlight

The player is suddenly outside the wooden house again, in the grassy field. The creator gasps in shock, then laughs, throwing his hands up in disbelief.

"Wait, he teleported. Where did this even come from?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOL UP" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the screen, shaking his head.

"Hol up is right, dude. Dude, Minecraft on 0% logic is too cursed."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOL UP"

The video cuts to a new scene in a desert biome at night. A Minecraft Creeper is walking on a redstone track. The creator watches, looking concerned, and gestures with his hands.

"And it only gets worse from here on out, so please don't go anywhere. Fight him away from the track so it doesn't explode."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The Creeper explodes, revealing a pool of lava under the track. The creator throws his hands up to his face in exasperation, then laughs, shaking his head.

"No, dude, it's What did I say, man?"

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a crafting menu, showing a recipe for a "Purple Shulker Box" using two purple shulker shells and a chest. The creator watches, looking confused, then shrugs his shoulders.

"Wait, is this actually a crafting recipe? Tell me. I might be an idiot."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "bad ending", "Purple Shulker Box"

The player places the purple shulker box, which then opens to reveal a small, yellow-green head inside. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs, throwing his hands up in disbelief.

"What? Now, okay, that's cursed."

Setting: inside a Minecraft house — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a new scene in an End Portal room. A Minecraft Steve character, wearing diamond armor, is standing on the edge of the portal. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then gestures with his hands.

"Oh no, there he is, he's back again. And you know when you got an end portal, things only get weird."

Setting: Minecraft End Portal room — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOL UP"

The Minecraft Steve character jumps into the End Portal. The creator watches with a worried expression, then covers his face with his hands.

"Don't do me like this, buddy. Something bad's gonna happen when they jump in."

Setting: Minecraft End Portal room — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Eye of Ender"

The creator uncovers his face and looks at the screen, then makes a guess about what will happen. The Minecraft Steve character is still in the portal, frozen in mid-air.

"Wait. Okay, I'm gonna guess. A Wither Dragon. It's got to be like a Wither Dragon."

Setting: Minecraft End Portal room — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to the End dimension, where the Minecraft Steve character is falling upside down. The creator laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, then shakes his head in exasperation.

"He spawned upside down. I'm never ready for the consequences."

Setting: Minecraft End dimension — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Ender Dragon", "Diamond Sword"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the screen, shaking his head.

"Oh no. I feel like I'm watching a horror movie."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a dark Minecraft cave, with gold blocks and a golden door. The player approaches a crafting table. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then looks at the screen, shrugging.

"And y'all know, I get jump scared so easy, man. I don't know what it is."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting with torchlight, studio lighting on creator

The player places a jukebox on the ground. A music disc briefly appears in the inventory and then disappears. The creator watches, looking confused, then points at the screen, asking where the disc came from.

"Oh, this is a okay, regular jukebox. Wait, did you see that? Where did he get that music disc from?"

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Jukebox"

The creator realizes the music disc was in the inventory all along and laughs at himself, covering his mouth with his hand. The jukebox is still on the ground.

"Oh, it was in his inventory. I I actually am dumb. I think I'm I'm actually an idiot."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Music Disc"

The player uses an anvil to rename the jukebox "Dinnerbone". The creator watches with a surprised expression, then questions if this will make the jukebox upside down, gesturing with his hands.

"Oh, don't name it. What? Dinnerbone? Wait, can you make an upside-down jukebox? I thought that only worked on animals."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Repair & Name", "Jukebox_", "Dinnerbone_", "Enchantment Cost 1"

The player places the renamed jukebox, and it appears upside down, playing music in reverse. The creator watches with a surprised expression, then laughs, covering his face with his hands. He then addresses the camera, asking viewers if this trick works in vanilla Minecraft.

"Oh, this is a okay, regular jukebox. It's playing the disc in reverse. Cuz it's upside down because of the dinnerbone name tag. Let me know in the comments if this works in vanilla Minecraft. I'm like confident it doesn't."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Dinnerbone", "Now playing: tac - 814C"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the screen, shaking his head. He then watches the gameplay, where a Minecraft Steve character is running through a cave. The creator pleads with the player not to follow Steve, gesturing with his hands.

"Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Don't follow him. This man is pure evil. Have you not learned your lesson? Everything he touches is cursed. He's the opposite of my"

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The Minecraft Steve character approaches a Creeper, which then explodes, destroying a large area of the cave. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs, throwing his head back in amusement. The video then cuts to a black screen with the gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, explaining his knowledge of curses.

"What? That has got to be the most cursed clip so far. And I know what a curse is. I watch Jujutsu Kaisen."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field. The player opens their inventory, revealing a Minecraft Steve character inside the inventory screen. Steve's hand is detached and placed in a crafting slot. The creator watches with a confused expression, then laughs in disbelief, covering his mouth.

"That made no sense if you don't watch anime. I'm sorry. Uh oh. What are you doing? What are you He He disassembled his hand."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Crafting", "Inventory"

The player uses an anvil to enchant the detached hand with "Sharpness V". The creator watches in disbelief, shaking his head and gesturing with his hands.

"You are not a Lego. You can't just take your hand off. No one man should have all of this power."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Repair & Name", "Hand", "Sharpness V"

The player puts the enchanted hand back on Steve, making his arm multicolored. The creator watches in utter disbelief, covering his face with his hands, then laughs in exasperation.

"Wait. You No, dude. No, no. I hate this."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The player uses the multicolored hand to hit a pig, which instantly turns into cooked pork and hearts. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then covers his mouth with his hand.

"But why is this so based?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, acknowledging the creativity of the clip.

"Okay, I gotta hand it to him. This was just creative."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a dark Minecraft cave, with a river of lava flowing. The player is walking along the edge. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then points at the screen, noticing diamonds.

"Oh no. Put a torch down, homie. You got 24. Oh, diamonds."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The text "found diamond" appears in the chat. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then looks directly at the camera, warning against typing in the chat, gesturing with his hands.

"Oh no. Found diamonds. Don't type it in the chat. If you type it in the chat, he's gonna appear."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "found diamond"

A Minecraft Steve character appears in the cave, walking towards the player. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then points at the screen, accusing Steve of being evil. He then looks at Steve's butt, squinting.

"I freaking knew it. I freaking knew it. This guy might be Satan. Look at his butt."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The Minecraft Steve character is seen breaking lava with a pickaxe, creating a path through it. The creator watches in utter disbelief, his mouth wide open, shaking his head and gesturing with his hands.

"I'm telling you, there's a message there. Oh. What? He's breaking lava with a pickaxe."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, pointing out the illogical behavior of the lava. He then shrugs, stating the clip is cursed but not enough.

"Also, notice how the lava isn't spreading like it normally does. Man, it's cursed, but I don't think it's enough."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The video cuts to a crafting menu. The player is crafting a diamond sword, but places the stick at the top, making the sword appear upside down. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then laughs in disbelief, covering his mouth with his hands.

"Oh, what are you doing with that stick, dude? No, put that stick away. No, no. Don't make a reverse sword."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Stick", "Diamond"

The creator shakes his head in disbelief, then covers his eyes and makes a gesture of disgust. The upside-down diamond sword is visible in the crafting menu.

"The world does not need to see this."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The player is now holding the upside-down diamond sword. The creator watches with a confused expression, then looks at the camera, questioning the sword's functionality. The gameplay shows a Minecraft house with pigs in a fenced area outside.

"Upside-down sword. Wait, isn't it just gonna damage him?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Upside Down Sword"

The player hits a pig with the upside-down sword, and the player takes damage instead of the pig. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, then looks at the camera, questioning the player's actions.

"Like, it's gonna kill him, right? I knew it. Why why don't you want to make that?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "You died! NotCoolDaMan Unalive Himself Score: 55"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field. A Minecraft Steve character is placing sand blocks, building a tall tower. Chat messages appear, showing a countdown. The creator watches with a confused expression, then laughs in disbelief.

"Okay, put down the sandblock, Oh, oh, countdown's happening. Well, I don't understand."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "<CowEarth> 3", "<CowEarth> 2"

The sand blocks are floating in the air, with the Minecraft Steve character on top. The creator laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in disbelief, then looks at the camera, explaining that this is impossible.

"Oh no, dude. If you can do this, it would be amazing. But you can't. You can't. It's not possible."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, shaking his head. The gameplay then shows a cauldron with blue water in it. The creator watches, smiling, then nods his head.

"Oh, water in the cauldron. So far, I'm liking this one. This seems very normal."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The player pours lava into the cauldron, which then spreads out around it, forming a checkerboard pattern of lava and cobblestone. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then questions what just happened.

"I spoke too soon. Did he just make cobblestone in the cauldron?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Lava Bucket"

The lava in the cauldron turns into obsidian. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs, covering his face with his hands, questioning what the player will do next.

"He made obsidian. But it's inside of the cauldron. Okay, now what do you do with it?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, warning about redstone. The gameplay shows a redstone trail leading to a sticky piston next to a cactus.

"I hate it. Oh no, no, no. Anytime you see the redstone clip, something bad's gonna happen, man."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

A chest appears in front of the cactus. The creator watches, then looks concerned, shaking his head and gesturing with his hands.

"Just let's all be calm. Oh boy, do not be disrespecting the cactus like this."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The camera pans to show a row of sticky pistons behind the cactus. The creator watches with a surprised expression, then points at the screen, identifying the pistons.

"Wait, these aren't regular pistons. They're sticky pistons."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The player activates a lever, and the sticky pistons pull the cactus forward. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs in disbelief, covering his face with his hands.

"Is he gonna pull the cactus? Oh. I'm not ready for this. I'm not ready for this. I No, dude."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The cactus is pulled, revealing its bottom, which looks like wood. The creator watches with a surprised expression, then looks at the camera, stating he's never seen the bottom of a cactus before.

"Wait a second. I just realized I've never seen the bottom of a cactus."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, expressing his surprise at the cactus's bottom. The gameplay shows the cactus being pulled, revealing its wooden-like base. The creator then looks concerned, shaking his head.

"What? It's so It looks like wood. I I did not need to see that bottom. Oh no, not the border glitch."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The player is shown building a piston contraption that pushes a block. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, explaining that this is actually possible in vanilla Minecraft.

"Okay, so you can do this in vanilla Minecraft. Like, this does work. Like, this is actually possible. I wouldn't even say this is 0%."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOL UP" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, retracting his previous statement and shaking his head.

"Never mind. Never mind, dude. You can't do that in vanilla Minecraft."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOL UP"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field. Barrier blocks are placed in a cross shape, with water in the center. A cauldron is next to it. The creator watches with a confused expression, then smiles, then looks at the camera, gesturing as if holding a drink.

"Okay, the barrier blocks are Oh. What is this? The soundtrack, man. I feel like I need a drink in my hand, you know."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

A blaze spawns on the water in the barrier blocks, and another blaze spawns in the cauldron. Both blazes are on fire and emitting black smoke. The creator watches, taking a sip from a mug, then looks confused.

"And like a babe in the other hand."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Spawn Blaze"

The blazes continue to burn and emit smoke. The blaze in the cauldron is not taking damage, while the other blaze is. The creator watches, confused, then looks at the camera, questioning why the blaze in the cauldron isn't taking damage.

"Wait a, wait, wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second. Homie, he letting the blazes cook. But why is that blaze only taking damage on the left? The What? How is the blaze on the right not taking damage? He's in a water cauldron."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, suggesting that this might actually work in vanilla Minecraft, and expresses his surprise.

"Wait, this genuinely might work in vanilla Minecraft. I I've never tried this."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a dark Minecraft cave, with glowing green vines and lava pits. The player opens the chat and types commands to give themselves darkness. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then looks at the camera, questioning the player's actions.

"Oh, okay, we're at new new cave update. Whoa, whoa, homie. Slow down. Why are you giving yourself darkness?"

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "/effect <player: target> <effect: Effect> [seconds: int] [amplifier: int] [hideParticles: Boolean]", "/effect @p darkness 99999 200"

The player is now in complete darkness. The creator watches, looking concerned, then looks at the camera, expressing his worry about the Warden spawning. The gameplay shows a dark cave with only faint outlines visible.

"This does not seem like a good idea. I feel like the Warden's gonna spawn."

Setting: Minecraft cave — none

Text: "Cave Darkness * 200 to NotCoolDaMan for 99999 seconds"

The player types a command to give themselves night vision. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, questioning if darkness and night vision cancel each other out.

"Do they like cancel each other out? Cuz you know, light is just the absence."

Setting: Minecraft cave — none

Text: "/effect @p night_vision 99999 200"

The night vision effect is applied, but instead of seeing clearly, the cave is filled with distorted, colorful visuals. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in disbelief, then looks at the camera, commenting on the wildness of the effect.

"This is wild, man. You know, dark is just the absence of light."

Setting: Minecraft cave — glitchy colorful lighting

Text: "Cave Night Vision * 200 to NotCoolDaMan for 99999 seconds"

The distorted colors fade, revealing a somewhat normal cave. The creator watches, amazed, then laughs, covering his face with his hands. The video then cuts to a new scene in a narrow tunnel, where the player is mining with a purple pickaxe. The creator watches, smiling.

"And somehow he's made some I've never even seen this color combination in Minecraft. Not alive. Finally, a normal"

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The player is mining through a narrow tunnel, and a Creeper appears in front of them, and another behind them. The creator watches with a surprised expression, then laughs, shaking his head.

"Never mind. Oh. Oh, you're sandwiched, homie."

Setting: Minecraft cave — torchlight

The player breaks a block in front of them, revealing lava. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement. The video then cuts to a black screen with the gameplay clip in the center, and "bruh" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, commenting on the player's lack of intelligence.

"Homie, just place some blocks behind you. Are you This is I think this is 0 IQ, not 0 logic."

Setting: Minecraft cave — torchlight

Text: "bruh"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field, with various ore blocks (diamond, emerald, amethyst) placed on the ground. A Minecraft Steve character is standing nearby. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, commenting on the collection of resources.

"Oh, what is this collection of resources? The man has been yearning for the mines."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The Minecraft Steve character places amethyst blocks in a line, creating a sound. The creator watches with a surprised expression, then looks at the camera, questioning the sound. The gameplay shows a line of purple amethyst blocks on the grass.

"Oh, whoa, whoa, what is this? Wait a second. Hold on, this is like some kind of summoning circle. You can make sound with these?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Deepslate Emerald Ore", "Block of Amethyst"

The Minecraft Steve character continues to place amethyst blocks, and the sounds form the "Among Us" theme song. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, recognizing the song.

"Wait, what is that? Hold on, wait. That's Among Us. Isn't that Among Us?"

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "12:01 / 26:20"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "SUS" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, stating he knew Steve was "sus". The gameplay then shows a distorted, wide-eyed face of a man, replacing Steve. The creator laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in amusement, then looks at the camera, commenting on his "pause game".

"I knew he was sus. I've been Wait, what was that? My pause game is strong."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "SUS"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field, showing a house and a large cobblestone structure. The player approaches the house, which has white doors. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, commenting on the potential of voice chat in Minecraft. The gameplay shows a group of zombies and skeletons in a cave, with glowing gold blocks on the floor.

"Oh my gosh, buddy. You ever heard of floss? You know, if Minecraft had default voice chat, I think it would be ten times better. But also, way more cursed."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "SUS"

The player is fighting a group of zombies and skeletons in a cave. A Minecraft Steve character appears, holding a pickaxe, seemingly coming to help. The creator watches, taking a sip from his mug, then looks surprised.

"Oh my god, you got Wait, where's your sweeping edge? Oh, he's he's gonna help him."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The Minecraft Steve character joins the monsters and attacks the player. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement. The video then cuts to a black screen with the gameplay clip in the center, and "RUN" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, stating he shouldn't have expected anything else.

"I don't know why I expected something else."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "RUN"

The video cuts to a new scene in the Nether, showing a purple Nether Portal. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, expressing hope for a normal portal. The gameplay shows a Nether Portal surrounded by netherrack.

"Oh. Oh, okay. Hey, hey. We might have a normal portal for once in this entire video."

Setting: Minecraft Nether — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The player enters the Nether Portal, and the screen fills with distorted, colorful visuals, resembling a border. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in disbelief, then looks at the camera, realizing the entire video was a reference.

"But why is there a border? Wait, is he on the other side? This whole video was a Jujutsu Kaisen reference."

Setting: Minecraft world — glitchy colorful lighting

Text: "Joining world..."

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, commenting on the clip's cursed nature. The gameplay shows the distorted, colorful visuals of the border.

"He escaped the domain expansion. That is another top-shelf cursed clip, ladies and gentlemen."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The video cuts to a new scene in a Minecraft village at night. The player approaches a house. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, stating that villages are cursed, especially in 0% logic Minecraft. The gameplay shows a Minecraft house with a villager inside, sleeping in a bed.

"Oh, dude, villages. Cursed. But on 0% logic, hundred times more cursed."

Setting: Minecraft village — torchlight, dim in-game lighting

The player places glass blocks around the sleeping villager, then pours lava above the villager's bed. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, questioning the player's cruelty.

"Oh, don't hey, don't disrupt their sleep. Oh. Why would you do this? The man's just wanted to sleep."

Setting: inside a Minecraft house — torchlight

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, commenting on the villager's impending doom. The gameplay shows the lava above the villager's bed.

"As soon this guy's got a kid, he's got a wife, and as soon as he wakes up, he gon' be burned."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The video cuts to a new scene in a Minecraft forest. The player is chopping down a tree, which then disappears, leaving only the leaves floating in the air. The creator watches, confused, then laughs, shaking his head. The gameplay then shows a Minecraft house, and an Enderman inside, holding a water block. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in disbelief, questioning the Enderman's ability to pick up water.

"I have Dane Brammage, you know, like I know, Ordain Brammage. Oh no. What? You can't you can't pick up water blocks, Enderman."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field. A Minecraft Steve character is placing obsidian and wooden planks in an alternating pattern, building a strange structure. The creator watches, smiling, then looks confused, questioning the aesthetic of the build.

"Oh. Wow, thanks for the They appreciate the bedrock. Yeah, we're gonna put some What are you building? This is just ugly."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Oak Log"

The Minecraft Steve character builds a small, checkered portal-like structure. A chat message appears: "BigJohn: Dude that not gonna work". The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, acknowledging "BigJohn" and stating that in 0% logic Minecraft, anything is possible. The gameplay shows a small, checkered structure made of obsidian and wooden planks.

"Is this like the world's smallest portal? Big John: Dude, that not gonna work. Big John chiming in. Dude, that ain't gonna work. But you know what? This is Minecraft on 0% logic, so anything could work. And you know it's gonna work."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "BigJohn: Dude that not gonna work", "Oak Wood Planks"

The player lights the small portal, and it activates, turning purple. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in disbelief, questioning how to enter the tiny portal. He then looks at the camera, commenting on his size.

"How do you get inside? You you gotta get like a trap door and fit yourself in there, you know. I'm too dummy thick for that hole."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT", "Flint and Steel"

The video cuts to a new scene in an End City. The player is walking through a room with green and purple blocks. A chest is visible in the corner. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, expressing his surprise at the normality of the scene.

"What are you doing here, man? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, this is so normal for once."

Setting: Minecraft End City — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The player opens the chest, revealing a normal assortment of items. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, expressing his relief at the normal clip. The player then places a shulker head on the ground, which then floats away. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in disbelief, calling the player an idiot.

"This is actually a normal Minecraft clip. I'm so here for it. I I've been sick and tired of how No, now you're just an idiot."

Setting: Minecraft End City — bright in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Large Chest", "Eye of Ender"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "WHAT" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, commenting on the player's lack of intelligence. The gameplay shows the shulker head floating away into the void.

"What? That is the smoothest brain move of 2024."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "WHAT"

The video cuts to a new scene in a Minecraft cave, with lava flowing. The player is mining iron ore, then places a water block, which flows over the lava, creating obsidian. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, commenting on the player's excessive mining and water placement.

"All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's that's enough iron. You you got seven you got 17 blocks. You you don't need any more. Save some for the rest of us, you know."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Water Bucket"

The player places a water block over lava, creating obsidian, then jumps into the obsidian. The screen turns red, indicating damage. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement. The video then cuts to a black screen with the gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, stating this is the "smoothest brain clip of 2024".

"What? Whoa, wait, what? Well, why would you jump into it? That is I changed my mind. This is the smoothest brain clip of 2024."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "Water Bucket", "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field at night. A zombie, wearing purple armor and holding an iron axe, is jumping around. The creator watches, looking shocked, then laughs in disbelief, commenting on the zombie's appearance.

"It is Oh my god, this is the thickest zombie I've ever seen."

Setting: Minecraft world — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The player enters a wooden house, and the zombie with purple armor and an enchanted iron axe follows them inside. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement.

"Dude, he's got an enchanted iron axe."

Setting: inside a Minecraft house — torchlight, dim in-game lighting

Text: "damage"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "RUN" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks at the camera, commenting on the clip's cursed nature. The gameplay then shows a Minecraft Steve character running through a desert biome. Chat messages appear, showing "BigMan4real: Dude where doo i get fod" and "NotCoolDaman: idk keep walking". The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, reading the chat messages.

"That is pretty cursed. Big Man for real says, dude, where do I get food? Not Cool Damon says, I dk keep walking."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "RUN", "BigMan4real", "BigMan4real: Dude where doo i get fod", "NotCoolDaman: idk keep walking"

The Minecraft Steve character approaches a cactus and eats it, taking damage and turning red. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, commenting on the impossibility of eating a cactus.

"There's no prickly pears in Minecraft. You can't just eat the succulents."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "BigMan4real"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, stating that Steve deserved to take damage and that he is the "cactus defender". The gameplay shows Steve lying on the ground, having taken damage from the cactus.

"Yeah, he deserved that, you know. I am the cactus defender and I won't stand for this."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a dark Minecraft cave, where the player is mining stone blocks. The creator watches, looking concerned, then looks at the camera, commenting on the music's effect on him.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. This music is making me feel some way."

Setting: Minecraft cave — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

The player is mining iron ore. A baby zombie, riding a sheep, appears in the cave. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, questioning if the player is mining in Area 51.

"I feel like I'm being probed by some aliens right now. I don't like it. Is this guy mining in Area 51?"

Setting: Minecraft cave — torchlight, dim in-game lighting

Text: "Iron Pickaxe"

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "RUN" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, stating he needs to Google if a baby zombie can ride a sheep. The video then cuts to a Google search results page, showing that baby zombies can indeed ride sheep. The creator watches, shocked, then laughs in disbelief, covering his mouth.

"He is. I I gotta Google that. Can a baby zombie ride a sheep? Baby zombies have a chance of wanting to be a "Jockey" and can ride on the back of chickens, sheep, pigs, cows, and even adult zombies. They can ride sheep? So this is possible."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "RUN", "It's not a glitch. Baby zombies have a chance of wanting to be a "Jockey" and can ride on the back of Chickens, Sheep, Pigs, Cows, and even adult Zombies."

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field at night. A Minecraft Steve character, named "BigMan4real", is standing nearby. The creator watches, smiling, then looks concerned, recognizing "BigMan4real".

"Oh man, just keep Oh no. Big Man for real is back."

Setting: Minecraft world — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "BigMan4real"

The Minecraft Steve character places a wooden plank, then a torch on it, then a sand block. The creator watches with a concerned expression, then laughs in disbelief, shaking his head.

"Don't do it, Big Man for real. Stay cool. Play it cool. Don't be doing nothing weird. Oh, he's putting sand down."

Setting: Minecraft world — dim in-game lighting, studio lighting on creator

Text: "BigMan4real"

The sand block turns into a lit torch. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement. The video then cuts to a black screen with the gameplay clip in the center, and "HOW" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, shaking his head.

"That now I said don't do something weird."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "BigMan4real", "HOW"

The video cuts to a new scene in a grassy Minecraft field, with a house and note blocks. A Minecraft Steve character is standing on the note blocks, with red hair. The creator watches, confused, then laughs, shaking his head, realizing it's hair, not blood.

"Wait, what's wrong with his face? Is that blood? Oh, that's just That's his hair. I thought the man's had the blood face."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The player activates the note blocks, which play a distorted version of the "Among Us" theme song. The creator watches, confused, then looks at the camera, questioning the sound. The gameplay shows a sign that says "Minecraft intro".

"Minecraft intro."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "minecraft intro"

The music continues, and the player is revealed to be a red Among Us character, holding a sword. The creator watches with a shocked expression, then laughs loudly, throwing his head back in amusement, recognizing the Among Us character.

"Wait, that doesn't sound like the Minecraft intro. Wait, that's It's Among Us."

Setting: Minecraft world — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

The video cuts to a black screen with the Minecraft gameplay clip in the center, and "SUS" written below it. The creator is laughing, then looks seriously at the camera, stating he knew the character was "sus". The gameplay then shows a real-life red trash can, resembling an Among Us character. The creator laughs loudly, throwing his hands up in amusement, then looks at the camera, commenting on his "pause game".

"It's Among Us. I knew he was sus. Wait, did There's a new clip. My pause game too strong, buddy."

Setting: studio/gaming room — studio lighting on creator

Text: "SUS"

The video cuts to a new scene in a Minecraft desert biome, with a desert temple. The player approaches the temple. The creator watches, smiling, then looks concerned, recognizing the desert temple.

"It's a sus trash can. Wait, I want to buy this now. Oh no, Desert Temple."

Setting: Minecraft desert biome — bright daylight in game, studio lighting on creator

Text: "SUS"

The player enters the desert temple, revealing the checkered floor and a hidden chamber below. The creator watches, smiling, then looks at the camera, commenting on the temple and the new update feature. The gameplay shows the player mining sand to reveal a pressure plate.

"Desert Temple. Probably one of the best temples. You know, in the newest update, you can like, you can sweep the sand."