Noob1234 vs EXTREME Minecraft Would You Rather!

A man gestures with both hands towards the camera, speaking excitedly.

"The most infamous Minecraft player in all of history has challenged me to would you rather."

Setting: recording studio — bright, frontal studio lighting

Text: "NOOB1234"

A Minecraft character with a fiery skin and an Elytra flies down towards a red platform, while the player in the corner laughs.

"Yes!"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, even lighting from the game engine

Text: "Preston"

The player looks up at the ceiling where the question appears as text.

"All right, listen here, noob. We have our first question. Would you rather die from raining lava or a giant slime?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather die from raining lava or a giant slime?"

The player looks at the noob1234 character and reacts with amusement to their typed message.

"Slim? No, no, not slim. This is not the Slim Jim commercial for the beef jerky."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "<noob1234> slim?"

A giant green slime falls from the ceiling, and lava particles start to rain down, setting the player on fire. The player in the corner reacts with shock and laughter.

"I'm cho- Wait a second. Wait a second. The giant slime is much larger than we had originally anticipated, ladies and gentlemen."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player's character is on fire but their health bar is barely decreasing. The player observes the giant slime and the noob character in the distance.

"Raining lava deals barely any damage. Who would have thought giant slimes would deal more damage?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "<noob1234> omg", "<noob1234> BIT SLIM", "<noob1234> BIG"

The player character stands in front of the noob1234 character, who is walking up a small set of stairs.

"All right, listen here, noob. I am going to let you decide which one. You can read this, okay?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player looks at the noob1234 character, who is standing still. The player in the corner explains that the noob never talks.

"The noob refuses. He has a microphone, guys, but I have never heard him speak in my entire life."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather do a lava parkour or a dirt parkour?"

The player types a challenge into the chat for noob1234, who is standing nearby.

"Listen here, noob. If this video gets 200,000 likes, you have to talk in our next video. Deal?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "If this video, gets 200k t_", "If this video, gets 200k likes YOU HAVE _"

The noob1234 character nods its head up and down in agreement. The player reacts with excitement and encourages viewers to like the video.

"Oh, he's nodding yes. That means, ladies and gentlemen, leave a like on this video. I want to hear the noob's voice."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "<TBNRfrags> If this video gets 200k likes YOU HAVE TO TALK IN OUR NEXT VIDEO", "<TBNRfrags> DEAL?"

A pop-up graphic appears on screen encouraging viewers to like the video.

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!", "HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE VIDEO! DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A LIKE IF YOU ARE :)"

The player's character and the noob1234 character stand on opposite sides of a central pillar, choosing their respective challenges.

"All right, he's gonna go choose dirt. I am going to choose the lava parkour, ladies and gentlemen."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "<noob1234> i go dirt"

The lava and dirt parkour courses appear. The player looks over at the noob character starting the dirt parkour, which involves jumping on falling dirt blocks.

"Oh, yeah, dude. Okay, noob, how long is it gonna take you? Oh, dude, yo, this is actually very difficult dirt parkour."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player begins their lava parkour, jumping across magma blocks that are on fire.

"Oh, I'm a little bit worried for the noob, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know if this is gonna be very easy."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player skillfully navigates the difficult lava parkour, making several long jumps and avoiding fire.

"Oh, big jump. Look at this, guys, tearing this up, ladies and gentlemen. About to be to the finish line."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player finishes the parkour and looks over to see that the noob has made almost no progress on the other side.

"Yes! Wait, um, the noob has managed to complete one, two, three, four, five, six blocks. Are you kidding me right now?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Right Click To Finish"

The player reads the next question from the central pillar.

"The next one, Mr. Noob, is would you rather fight an iron golem or a snow golem?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather fight an iron golem or a snow golem?"

The player jokingly argues with the noob character, who is trying to push them. The player then makes their choice.

"My mom is way more beautiful than you is. I will choose the iron golem. You can choose the snow golem."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

On the red side, snow golems throw snowballs at the noob character, doing no damage. On the blue side, the player easily defeats two iron golems.

"Snow golems don't even deal any damage. What? For once, the noob decides to pick the right would you rather."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player looks up at the ceiling to read the next question.

"Moving on to the next would you rather. Would you rather have an army of zombies or have an army of spiders?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather have an army of zombies or spiders?"

Armies of zombies and spiders spawn on the red and blue sides and begin to fight each other.

"Who's gonna win? Zombies or spiders, ladies and gentlemen? Put your bets in the comments right now."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "COMMENT BELOW"

The player's character is killed by the remaining zombies after the spiders are defeated. The player reacts with frustration, throwing his hands up.

"Oh, I'm raging. I'm raging. No, don't lose your cool, Preston. I'm gonna keep my cool."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — dimmed, red tint

Text: "You died!"

The player, having respawned, looks up to read the next question.

"Would you rather run from zombies with slowness four on or chased by zombies that have speed four?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather run away from zombies with slowness IV on or chased by zombies that have speed IV?"

The player chooses the fast zombies, which immediately swarm and overwhelm his character. He is quickly killed again.

"I think I actually have a pretty good chance at surviving the- Okay, maybe I don't have a chance. Maybe I don't have a- I take it back, dude."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player's character is swarmed by fast-moving zombies on the red platform.

"I'm running. I'm sprinting, bro. I'm sprinting."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player, having respawned, addresses the noob character for the next challenge.

"All right, Mr. Noob, let's see how lucky you are on this one. Would you rather steal food from a panda or a polar bear?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The noob character chooses the polar bear side. Two large polar bears spawn and immediately attack and kill the noob.

"Okay, noob, let's see if you chose right. Oh, dude, he's gonna get whacked, bro. Look at the polar bears."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player is on the blue side with two pandas, which turn aggressive and start attacking him, dealing significant damage.

"I do not remember pandas dealing this much damage. When did pandas become so, so mean in Minecraft?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player dies from the panda attacks. The screen turns red.

"Okay, pandas. I don't remember pandas being this difficult."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — dimmed, red

Text: "You died!"

The player looks up at the new question, which involves fighting either his wife's avatar or the noob's girlfriend's avatar.

"Would you rather fight girl1234 or TBNRwife? Oh, this is a difficult question."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather fight girl1234 or TBNRwife?"

The noob character chooses to fight TBNRwife. Three avatars of TBNRwife spawn and quickly defeat the noob. The player laughs.

"Oh my gosh, you're really gonna fight my wife? Bro, you are going to lose to Brianna. I hope she bops you, dude."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player fights and easily defeats two avatars of girl1234 on the blue side of the arena.

"Oh, this is just too easy. It's like stealing candy from a baby."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player looks up at the next question on the central pillar.

"Ooh, would you rather be turned into a blue slime or a red slime?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather be turned into a blue slime or a red slime?"

The player's view transforms as they are turned into a large, translucent red slime. The player in the corner laughs.

"Okay, wait a second. We are red slimes. Why did you choose the same slime as me, you pleb?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Now disguised as a Slime"

The player uses a command to give the noob character (also a red slime) the levitation effect, causing him to float slowly upwards.

"I am sending the noob into the space as a red slime. Look how slow he's going."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Applied effect Levitation to noob1234"

The player uses another command to clear the levitation effect, causing the noob slime to fall from a great height and die on impact.

"I can't send you down. Okay, fine. You wanna go down? Here, I will send you down. Effect clear, noob1234."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Removed every effect from noob1234"

The player, back in his normal form, reads the next question.

"All right, noob, listen up. Would you rather fight the other with a special diamond sword or an emerald sword?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather fight the other with a special diamond sword or an emerald sword?"

The player chooses the diamond sword, which has a knockback enchantment. He and the noob begin to fight on the blue platform.

"Do I really want knockback on my sword? Let's see it, noob. Let's see it. Come on."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player easily defeats the noob, who is knocked off the platform and dies.

"Are you even trying? Let's see if you can even hit me one time."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the next question.

"All right, we've got another Would You Rather coming in. Would you rather be turned into pro1234 or noob's girlfriend?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather be turned into Pro1234 or girl1234?"

The noob character transforms into 'Pro1234' with diamond armor and diamonds raining down. The player transforms into 'Girl1234' with only dirt blocks.

"Oh, look at him, he's got diamonds. This is disgusting, guys. Look at this. I literally have nothing but dirt blocks and a wooden pickaxe."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player, as Girl1234, builds a dirt tower to escape the water, while Pro1234 (the noob) stands on the other side.

"I'm telling you, I feel like the noob is starting to actually develop some form of brains. I don't like it."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the next question from the central pillar.

"Would you rather fight 10 skeletons or 10 creepers?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather fight 10 skeletons or 10 creepers?"

The player chooses the creeper side. The noob is on the skeleton side and is immediately shot and killed by a horde of skeletons.

"I'm going for creepers, okay?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player triggers one creeper to explode, which causes a chain reaction that kills all the other creepers, leaving the player unharmed.

"I mean, look at this. You can just make the creepers chain reaction, blow themselves up."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the next question, which is about navigating a maze.

"Would you rather have to navigate through a lava maze or a dirt maze?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather have to navigate through a lava maze or a dirt maze?"

The player enters a narrow corridor with lava walls, beginning the lava maze challenge.

"Who's gonna finish first? Who's gonna finish first? Just gonna give you guys a little bit of a spoiler. It's definitely gonna be me."

Setting: Minecraft lava maze — bright, glowing from lava

The player finds the button at the end of the lava maze and wins, while the noob types in chat that he has already lost.

"Preston, I lost."

Setting: Minecraft lava maze — bright, glowing from lava

Text: "<noob1234> preston", "<noob1234> i lost"

The player reads the next question from the central pillar.

"Would you rather have a pet cat or a pet wolf?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather have a pet cat or a pet wolf?"

The player chooses the pet wolf option. Several wolves spawn and attack skeletons that also spawn in the arena.

"Go and defend your master, brothers."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the next question, which involves a PvP battle with special weapons.

"Would you rather fight each other with loyal tridents or fireballs?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather fight each other with Loyal Tridents or Fireballs?"

The player chooses tridents and demonstrates how they can be thrown and automatically return to the player.

"Tridents. Dude, loyal tridents, look at this. You can just yeet them and they come right back."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The noob character, using fireballs, sets himself on fire and dies. The player then throws a trident at the respawned noob, killing him.

"No, no, no. I will not let you kill yourself. I am going to be the one to take you out of this world. Let's go."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the next question about movement options.

"Oh, would you rather teleport around with ender pearls or fly around with an elytra?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather teleport around with ender pearls or fly around with an elytra?"

The player chooses the elytra and uses fireworks to fly high into the air, looking down at the arena.

"Look at this. Oh, dude, this is so much better, bro. This is so much better."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Goal Reached! Sky's the Limit"

While flying, the player discovers and lands on a hidden platform with a button at the very top of the arena.

"Oh, there's a- Oh my gosh. I didn't even know there was a completion button up here."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the next question, which is a self-promotional one about his merchandise.

"Would you rather wear PrestonStylez Fire Armor or Bedrock Armor?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather wear PrestonStylez Fire Armor or Bedrock Armor?"

The player is wearing the Fire Armor and is surrounded by zombies. Each time a zombie hits him, it catches on fire.

"Oh, but it sets the mobs on fire as soon as they damage me. I'm literally taking almost no damage."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, with glow from fire

The player checks his inventory and notices the low durability of his Fire Armor. The armor pieces start to break as zombies continue to attack.

"Oh no, but my PrestonStylez gear is kind of weak. Oh no, the durability is not very strong."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, with glow from fire

The noob character, wearing bedrock armor, runs over and breaks the player's last piece of armor. The player is then killed by the zombies.

"You broke my PrestonPlayz chestplate! Oh, I'm- You-"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, with glow from fire

The player reads the next question about food.

"Would you rather eat waffles or pizza? Dude, this is the easiest question."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather eat waffles or pizza?"

Both players choose pizza. Their characters are given pizza items and their skins are changed to a fiery creeper skin.

"Yo, this pizza looks sick!"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player reads the final question of the video.

"Would you rather kill a giant with a god sword or god bow?"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

Text: "Would you rather kill a giant with a god sword or god bow?"

The noob character, holding a bow, aims straight up. The player warns him against it. A giant zombie spawns on the red side.

"Noob, if you shoot it up, you are going to kill yourself with the arrow coming down."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, ambient

The player attacks the giant zombie with the god sword, but it does very little damage, and the player is quickly killed.

"No, no, no! What? This is supposed to be a god sword."

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — dimmed, red

Text: "You died!"

A giant tornado of white particles engulfs the arena. The noob character, using the god bow, is shooting arrows that destroy the blocks of the arena.

"What is happening right now? Wait, that's the noob, he's shooting me with his- Noob, no, you are breaking my terrain!"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, chaotic

The player one-shots the noob with the god sword as the arena continues to be destroyed by the particle tornado.

"You broke my Would You Rather map!"

Setting: Minecraft 'Would You Rather' arena — bright, chaotic

The player addresses the camera directly for the outro, gesturing to the sides.

"Ladies and gentlemen, while I am cleaning up this mess from the noob, click into one of these YouTube videos that YouTube is recommending to you."

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