How's it going and welcome to another crossbar challenge. So, we don't really know what we're doing. We're just going to try and hit the crossbar. Also, we have got... A huge announcement. We are doing a charity football game at Southampton Football Stadium. Uh, yeah, check out this little video about it. Yes, you heard that right. The Sidemen are having a charity football match on June the 3rd at St. Mary's Stadium in Southampton. Come along. There's tickets in the description. They're going pretty fast, so go and buy them if you want to get them. All the profits are going to charity. It's going to be the Sidemen FC versus YouTube All-Stars. And over the coming weeks, we are going to announce the other players. So, yeah, stay locked. Let's go. Oh boy. Go on. I'm so happy he didn't hit it. Yeah, me too. I'm so happy. This is how you do it, okay? This is not going to be. Oh my god. Yes! Oh your foot. Okay, okay, okay. Shit. I've only ever hit the crossbar once. I've only ever hit the crossbar once. You know, he's a genius, he's a magician on that pitch. You know, he can, he can do special things with a football. Ah, incredible. Honestly, an absolute nightmare to play against, I must say. And thankfully I've done it with playing against him every week. But I think he's a player that is really humble. He's a really nice person. Um, and that's without talking about his talent on the field. Every time you turn the TV on, he scores two goals standard at the moment. Go on Vic! Go on Vic! Oh no, it's really close. Jinxed me. That's everyone. Now it's a free for all. Ready for this? Go on. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, he's lost it completely. Wait, the wind, the wind. No, no, no. This is how you do it. This is how you do it, all right? This one is going to be a bit different. So you've got right foot, skill shot, and then your weak foot. And if anyone hits the crossbar, they get a Toblerone. We're watching. No way. You really messed up. Here we go. One. I'm trying to get the focus on my face. Oh, there we go. Hey. We love you Tobi. We do. We love you Tobi. We do. We love you Tobi. We do. We love you Tobi. We do. Oh, so to be with you, we love you. Go on. Oh, what's that? Oh! I'm not going back. Right, I'm going to try Vic's tactic I think. Just hammer it. Absolutely hammer it. It's gone. I think so. Yeah, I did. Go ahead.
A group of seven young men pose for the camera on a football pitch. One man in a blue onesie (W2S) leans forward to introduce the video.
"How's it going and welcome to another crossbar challenge."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• leaning forward, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, short, brown hair — excited, speaking to camera
The camera zooms in on the white crossbar of a football goal, with a chain-link fence and bare trees behind it.
"We're just going to try and hit the crossbar."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
The group of seven men cheer and throw their hands up as a large explosion effect happens on screen and text appears.
"A huge announcement."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• crouching, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, short, brown hair — shouting, excited
Text: "HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT"
A montage begins with the 'SDMN FC' logo, followed by a still photo of the seven Sidemen members in matching black hoodies.
"Yes, you heard that right. The Sidemen are having a charity football match..."
Setting: Indoor modern building — Bright, even lighting.
People (1):
• standing and sitting for a group photo, wearing Black hoodies with 'SIDEMEN' logo, various styles hair — various expressions, posing
Text: "SDMN FC"
A satellite map view zooms into Southampton, England, highlighting the football club. Text appears over the map.
"There's tickets in the description. They're going pretty fast..."
Setting: Satellite view of Southampton, UK
Text: "TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!"
A man (KSI) in a black long-sleeve shirt and grey sweatpants stands on the pitch, juggles a football, and prepares to take a shot.
"Let's go."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• standing, ready to kick, wearing black long-sleeve compression shirt and grey sweatpants, short, black, styled up hair — serious, focused
KSI kicks the football towards the goal. The ball sails over the crossbar and misses. He throws his hands up in mock celebration.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• celebrating a miss, wearing black long-sleeve compression shirt and grey sweatpants, short, black hair — smiling
A man (Behzinga) in a red, white, and black Christmas-style onesie dances before kicking a red football. The ball hits the crossbar with a loud 'ping'.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• kicking the ball, wearing red, white, and black patterned hooded onesie and black and red onesie pants, short, brown hair — smiling
The man in the blue onesie (W2S) speaks to the camera while holding a red and yellow football, then places it on the ground to take his shot.
"This is how you do it, okay?"
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• leaning towards camera, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, messy, brown hair — animated, speaking directly to camera
W2S kicks the ball, which hits the crossbar. He celebrates dramatically, running and jumping in slow motion as operatic music plays.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• jumping in the air, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, messy, brown hair — elated, mouth open
A man (Miniminter) in a black hoodie kicks a ball, hitting the crossbar. He falls to the ground immediately after, clutching his foot in pain.
"Yes!"
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• curled up on the ground, wearing black hoodie over a white t-shirt and black sweatpants, short, light brown hair — wincing in pain
A man (Vikkstar) in a black and white checkered jacket kneels and speaks to the camera, holding a football. The shot is in black and white.
"I've only ever hit the crossbar once."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• kneeling, wearing black and white checkered zip-up jacket over a black hoodie and black pants, short, dark hair — serious, speaking to camera
A quick cut to a clip of professional footballer Steven Gerrard speaking in an interview.
"You know, he's a genius, he's a magician on that pitch."
Setting: Interview setting — Studio lighting.
People (1):
• standing, being interviewed, wearing dark suit jacket over a light blue collared shirt, short, brown hair — speaking seriously
A quick cut to a clip of professional footballer John Terry speaking in an interview.
"Ah, incredible. Honestly, an absolute nightmare to play against, I must say."
Setting: Red carpet or event interview — Event lighting.
People (1):
• standing, being interviewed, wearing dark overcoat over a white collared shirt, short, brown hair — smiling, speaking
A quick cut to a clip of professional footballer David Beckham speaking in an interview, holding a microphone.
"But I think he's a player that is really humble. He's a really nice person."
Setting: Stage interview — Stage lighting.
People (1):
• sitting, being interviewed, wearing black t-shirt with a white logo, styled, light brown hair — speaking calmly
A quick cut to a clip of professional footballer Frank Lampard speaking at a press conference.
"Every time you turn the TV on, he scores two goals standard at the moment."
Setting: Press conference room — Bright, even lighting.
People (1):
• sitting at a table, wearing black polo shirt with orange stripes, short, dark brown hair — speaking
Vikkstar kicks the ball, which hits the crossbar. The entire group erupts in celebration and runs to tackle him to the ground.
"Go on Vic! Go on Vic!"
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• being tackled by the group, wearing black and white checkered jacket and black pants, short, dark hair — shocked and happy
W2S announces a free-for-all round. He then immediately does a volley kick, hitting the crossbar again.
"That's everyone. Now it's a free for all."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• mid-kick, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, messy, brown hair — focused
After W2S hits the crossbar, the rest of the group runs in to celebrate with him, jumping and shouting.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• jumping, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, messy, brown hair — shouting, arms raised
Behzinga, in the Christmas onesie, kicks a red ball. It hits the inside of the post and bounces into the goal. He celebrates by running with his arms outstretched.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• running in celebration, wearing red, white, and black patterned hooded onesie and black and red onesie pants, short, brown hair — elated, looking up
W2S crouches down to the camera and explains the rules of a new challenge, pointing to four different colored footballs lined up.
"This one is going to be a bit different. So you've got right foot, skill shot, and then your weak foot."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• crouching, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, messy, brown hair — explaining, animated
KSI takes his first shot with his right foot and hits the crossbar.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• following through on a kick, wearing black long-sleeve compression shirt and grey sweatpants, short, black hair — focused
For his skill shot, KSI attempts a rabona kick, but slips and falls onto his back. The ball rolls away weakly.
"No way."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• on the ground, wearing black long-sleeve compression shirt and grey sweatpants, short, black hair — surprised
KSI takes his third shot with his weak foot and hits the crossbar again. The group rushes in to celebrate, tackling him.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• being mobbed by friends, wearing black long-sleeve compression shirt and grey sweatpants, short, black hair — shouting in celebration
W2S takes his first shot with his right foot, hitting the crossbar. The goalie (TBJZL) dives but can't reach it.
"One."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (2):
• watching the ball, wearing blue zip-up onesie and blue onesie pants, messy, brown hair — focused
• diving in goal, wearing black hoodie and black pants, not visible hair — concentrating
Vikkstar attempts a skill shot by doing a front flip and trying to kick the ball mid-air. He misses the ball entirely and lands on the ground.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• mid-flip, upside down, wearing grey hoodie and black pants, short, dark hair — concentrating
Miniminter leans towards the camera and explains his strategy, while the goalie stands in the background.
"Right, I'm going to try Vic's tactic I think. Just hammer it. Absolutely hammer it."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• leaning forward, wearing black hoodie with 'SDMN' logo and black sweatpants, short, light brown, styled up hair — smiling, speaking to camera
Miniminter attempts his weak foot shot. The ball flies high and wide over the goal.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Overcast, natural daylight.
People (1):
• standing after kicking, wearing black hoodie with 'SDMN' logo and black sweatpants, short, light brown hair — disappointed
The group starts chanting and singing for the man in goal (TBJZL) as he prepares to take his turn.
"We love you Tobi. We do."
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Dusk, with floodlights turning on.
People (1):
• standing, wearing black zip-up hoodie and black pants, not visible hair — smiling, looking embarrassed
TBJZL takes his first shot and hits the crossbar. The group runs in to celebrate with him.
Setting: Outdoor astroturf football pitch — Dusk, with floodlights on.
People (1):
• being mobbed by friends, wearing black hoodie and black pants, not visible hair — shocked and happy