I'm taking the money and then I'm going to go buy my sister a car right now because she drives this like shitty truck and it's about to blow up. But she has a little daughter, you know. So we're going to go to Honda right now to try to find a car. Surprise my sister with the car. So it should be funny. You think you can do double? Yeah. Two. Let's go, bitch. Three. You think so? Oh shit. Oh my fucking god, dude. I didn't even order food so that means Alex and Kevin get to taste taste spit today. This is why Honda's best right here. I won't hit the car, don't worry. Oh my god. Martha. Oh, Martha. Oh, you can't hate. Oh! Come on, Martha, step your game up. I'm trying to buy my sister a car. Tomorrow's my birthday. So it makes me look like a better person if I buy someone else a gift on my birthday. But then I saw this and I was like, I was like, I want some. Oh my god. Dude. I want a free car. Also, Honda did, um, I talked to them. I met with them at corporate and they were like, yeah, we could give you some keys and stuff, maybe talk about money down the road, but you have to clean up your image. And I was just like, you know, I wanted to do it. I really did. I wanted to try to clean my image, but I was like, fuck that. I just can't do it. So. Kevin, come on, dude. Oh! Yeah, it's still just too much. They can't take can can you hit it down anymore? He said no? Yeah, that's where he's at. Okay. All right, no worries. All right, thank you. Well, hey, it was fun out here. No, man. It was real. I appreciate it. Sometimes if they're not going to give you what you want, then you just got to leave because you can't get ripped off, guys. You can't. We're going to go check out some other dealerships because we're trying to get a video done and I'm trying to get my sister a car. If you want to get free snacks too, if it's a hot day, just come come act like you're going to buy a car and just grab some water and some granola bars. a great selection of donuts here. Fresh fruit. You need a Danny Duncan fidget spinner, dude. I just bought this yesterday. I'm going to get you a new one. So this guy's sitting here with this cheap fidget spinner. We're going to get you a new one though. I'm going to $6 one. I'm going to bring you back a $15 one from my website. Yeah, oh yeah, that looks pretty good. What is this fee? That is an addendum. What's that mean? Nitrogen in the tires. And you have to pay these things? There's no way to get around this? Right. Yeah. Every single one? Mhm. Dude, that's a lot of fees, dude. Why are you guys carrying all that around? It's just funny. Today's my official birthday and I got this gift from Matthew. It's one of my favorite birthday gifts. It's a tie-dye shirt in the shape of a penis. Why, Matthew? Fucking GTA with the headset. That looks good. Gamer boy. Faze Matthew. He's got the hog. In a cowboy hat. Get the fuck out of here, bro. What is that? Who the fuck is that guy? Is there any way to cut any of those fees out of it? I can't. That's just what it is. Uh, the like nitrogen thingy or whatever it is. Yeah, if I it's a numbers game. You're a smart guy. You know how all this works. Yeah. If I if I'd have said 17 grand, I could have backed it out and you you still get the stuff, you're just you're getting a hell of a deal on the car. Yeah, so is there any way you could get rid of that? I can't. Not not at that number. Come on, Marlon. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. What's that? I know. I know. I just need a little bit off that uh those those fees are just too high. I'll work something out with you. Just come on in and we'll we'll get it figured out. It's a far drive, Marlon. I I can't I can't I can't do all of it, but I'll help you out with some of it. How much can you get off? Probably 400 bucks. Come on, Marlon. I'm telling you. Marlon, it's my birthday today. I know it's your birthday. Happy birthday. Thanks, man. Are you on the way? No, I'm not I'm not on the way yet. I'm not on the way yet. I'm just trying to get these fees out of here because I want the Camry, Marlon. I want the Camry. Well, I'll do it at my cost. That knocks off like 700 bucks. Okay, what's what would be the amount financed? Right now after your 5 grand down is $14,426.90. Can you get to 14 even? I'm in the car. I'm ready to put it in drive, man. No, I'll do it at 14 grand. All right, man. Daddy's on his way. Now we got the same deal, so we we knocked like another grand off the car. So I'm a winner today. You are a winner. All right, kids, you ready to go to the park? Make sure you buckle up. This isn't a Honda, so the safety isn't near as reliable, but it's still a nice car. Can we do some donuts in this thing? When I'm out of the car, you can do whatever. All right, all right, all right, all right. Here you'll see a Toyota Yaris, which is Toyota's version of a Honda Fit, but a lot shittier. We just got a nice tip. It's it's not much. There's a nice tip for you. Get yourself some dinner. Thank you. Wow, Steve, I'm buying the drinks. At the TGI. Have a great day. We're ready to show my mom the fucking dream car. Check it out. I got it. No way. Isn't that sick? Whoa. I got merch money from my event and bought my sister a car. Legend, dude. That's what you guys need to do. Don't be selfish, okay? Just get a Honda fit for yourself. That's all you need in life. A Honda fit and a scooter, you're good. Mom, will you make out with Kevin real quick? I can't. I'm just kidding. It's a prank. Get your fucking hands off my mother, dude. But hi. Hi. Oh my god, Daniel. Are you kidding me? Kevin's in pants and a long sleeve shirt. Yeah, you like his hair? Got you something. What the fuck you filming me for? I don't know if you've seen a thousand in cash. It's a lot different than the movies. Hey, I know. You know what's really fucking funny? Huh? Oh! Nut tap. Dude, no. Not to the filmer, dude. Not to the filmer. Oh, you can't do the filmer. We give John a thousand in cash. He fucking punches the filmer and Paul. Let's get the truck back on the insurance that way I can legally drive into the retention pond. Cuz I don't want I don't want I don't want them trying to, you know, trying to arrest me or some shit. Is it just pleasure, leisure purposes or back and forth to work? Yeah, I think I'm going to be driving it a little bit more for pleasure. A true vehicle driven for pleasure is around 12,000 miles a year. Does that sound about right? Uh, no, I probably won't be driving that much. Just a few miles. What would you estimate it to be? One mile. One mile a year? Yeah. Was there anything else I could assist you with today? Nope, that's it. I just want to be able to drive the truck real quick. Okay, you're all set. All right, thank you. That's really not funny. Daniel. Dude, that was stupid. It's just it's a prank. It's not a prank. No, it's a YouTube video. It's just a prank. I'm going to kill you. Oh my god. My fucking truck. Daniel. No, it's okay. It's a prank video. I got you a brand new car. Here. Dude, the truck. It's in there. What? You think it's fine? Oh, yeah. $350 to get the diver out here cuz the thing was too deep for us to find. It was like 35 ft deep. $900 to get this fucking truck out of here. What a rip off. Was it worth it? Worth every penny. It's just pennies. You can't put a price tag on memories like this. You just can't.
A young man runs away from a red pickup truck as it rolls into a body of water, creating a large splash. This is part of a quick-cut opening montage.
Setting: roadside next to a canal or pond — bright, natural daylight
People (1):
• running away from the truck, wearing white t-shirt and blue shorts, brown hair — partially visible, in motion
A young man with curly blond hair throws a milkshake, which then splatters on the floor of a fast-food restaurant. This is part of the opening montage.
Setting: fast-food restaurant — bright, fluorescent overhead lighting
People (1):
• mid-throw, leaning forward, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — focused expression
A man in red shorts jumps off the roof of a red pickup truck that is partially submerged in water, performing a flip into the water. Part of the opening montage.
Setting: suburban neighborhood canal — bright daylight
People (1):
• mid-flip, diving into water, wearing shirtless and red shorts, brown hair — in motion, not clearly visible
A basketball is thrown towards a hoop inside a car dealership showroom. The shot is part of the opening montage.
Setting: car dealership showroom — bright, indoor lighting
Text: "WILDE CARS.COM Car Buying Made Simple."
A young man with curly blond hair drives a car, holding a large stack of cash in one hand and steering with the other, while explaining his plan to the camera.
"I'm taking the money and then I'm going to go buy my sister a car right now because she drives this like shitty truck and it's about to blow up."
Setting: inside a moving car — bright, natural light from outside
People (1):
• sitting in driver's seat, driving, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts (partially visible), curly blond hair — serious, talking
The man continues driving and talking, gesturing with his right hand to emphasize his points about his sister and niece.
"But she has a little daughter, you know. So we're going to go to Honda right now to try to find a car."
Setting: inside a moving car — bright daylight
People (1):
• driving and talking, wearing light blue t-shirt, curly blond hair — expressive, talking
In a fast-food restaurant, the man successfully flips a small soda cup and catches it. He then prepares for another attempt.
"Two. Let's go, bitch."
Setting: fast-food restaurant — bright, fluorescent
People (2):
• standing, focused on the trick, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — concentrated, then smiling
• standing and observing, wearing pink long-sleeve shirt and khaki pants, dark hair — watching
The man attempts another cup flip, but this time he fumbles it, and the cup, full of a thick, light-colored drink, crashes to the floor, splattering everywhere.
"Oh shit. Oh my fucking god, dude."
Setting: fast-food restaurant — bright, fluorescent
People (1):
• standing over the mess, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — shocked
The man grabs a red mop and begins to clean up the spilled drink from the tiled floor, while his friend watches.
Setting: fast-food restaurant — bright, fluorescent
People (1):
• bent over, mopping, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — focused on cleaning
A low-angle shot shows the exterior of a modern Honda dealership building against a blue sky.
"This is why Honda's best right here."
Setting: exterior of a Honda dealership — bright, sunny day
Text: "HONDA", "H"
Inside the dealership, the man is playing with a basketball, about to take a long shot towards an arcade basketball game.
"I won't hit the car, don't worry."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor lighting
People (1):
• standing, preparing to shoot, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — smiling, confident
After making a trick shot, the man laughs and celebrates, running around the showroom. A female employee in a blue polo shirt walks into the frame, looking amused.
"Oh my god."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• running and celebrating, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — laughing, wide-eyed
• walking towards the man, wearing blue polo shirt with logo and dark pants, dark, pulled back hair — smiling
The man talks to a male employee in a blue polo shirt, gesturing with the basketball while standing between a red and a black car.
"Come on, Martha, step your game up. I'm trying to buy my sister a car."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• standing and talking, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — smiling, talking
• standing and listening, wearing blue polo shirt with logo and dark slacks, short, dark hair — smiling, listening
The man makes another incredible trick shot, and both he and the male employee erupt in laughter and celebration. The man runs around the showroom again.
"Oh my god. Dude."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• running and jumping, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — laughing hysterically
• reacting with excitement, wearing blue polo shirt with logo and dark slacks, short, dark hair — laughing, amazed
The man stands at a desk with a large monitor, explaining a past interaction he had with Honda's corporate office.
"Also, Honda did, um, I talked to them. I met with them at corporate and they were like, yeah, we could give you some keys and stuff, maybe talk about money down the road, but you have to clean up your image."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (1):
• standing at a desk, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts (partially visible), curly blond hair — serious, recounting a story
The man concludes his story about Honda corporate, shaking his head with a defiant expression, explaining why he didn't change his image for them.
"but I was like, fuck that. I just can't do it. So."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (1):
• standing at a desk, wearing light blue t-shirt, curly blond hair — smirking, shaking his head
The man is now sitting at a desk with the male employee, looking over paperwork and discussing the price of a car.
"Yeah, it's still just too much."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• sitting at a desk, leaning forward, wearing light blue t-shirt, curly blond hair — serious, pointing at paper
• sitting at a desk, wearing blue polo shirt, short, dark hair — listening intently
The negotiation fails. The man shakes the employee's hand and prepares to leave the dealership.
"Well, hey, it was fun out here. No, man. It was real. I appreciate it."
Setting: Honda dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• sitting, reaching across the desk, wearing light blue t-shirt, curly blond hair — smiling
• sitting at the desk, wearing blue polo shirt, short, dark hair — smiling
The man walks out of the dealership and through the parking lot, talking to the camera and explaining his negotiation philosophy.
"Sometimes if they're not going to give you what you want, then you just got to leave because you can't get ripped off, guys. You can't."
Setting: Honda dealership parking lot — bright, sunny day
People (1):
• walking towards the camera, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — serious, giving advice
A low-angle shot shows the exterior of a Toyota dealership.
Setting: Exterior of a Toyota dealership — bright daylight
Text: "TOYOTA", "Peterson"
Inside the Toyota dealership, the man is at a complimentary snack bar, picking up a water bottle and a granola bar, and commenting on the selection.
"a great selection of donuts here. Fresh fruit."
Setting: Toyota dealership — indoor lighting
People (1):
• standing at a counter, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — smiling
The man is talking to an older male employee who is sitting in an office chair and playing with a green fidget spinner. The man offers to get him a better one.
"So this guy's sitting here with this cheap fidget spinner. We're going to get you a new one though. I'm going to bring you back a $15 one from my website."
Setting: Toyota dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• standing next to the employee, wearing light blue t-shirt and red shorts, curly blond hair — smiling, talking
• sitting in an office chair, wearing red polo shirt and khaki pants, grey, short hair — listening, looking at the spinner
The man is now at a desk with the employee, reviewing paperwork for the car purchase and questioning a specific fee.
"What is this fee? That is an addendum. What's that mean? Nitrogen in the tires."
Setting: Toyota dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• leaning over a desk, wearing light blue t-shirt, curly blond hair — confused, questioning
• sitting at the desk, wearing red polo shirt, grey, short hair — explaining
Frustrated with the extra fees, the man slams a large stack of cash down on the table in front of the employee.
Setting: Toyota dealership showroom — bright, indoor
People (2):
• leaning over the desk, wearing light blue t-shirt, curly blond hair — annoyed expression
• sitting at the desk, wearing red polo shirt, grey, short hair — surprised, smiling slightly
A black screen with white text appears, indicating a time jump.
Text: "NEXT DAY"
The man stands in a messy living room, showing off a new tie-dye t-shirt that has a phallic design on it.
"Today's my official birthday and I got this gift from Matthew. It's one of my favorite birthday gifts. It's a tie-dye shirt in the shape of a penis."
Setting: living room — natural light from a doorway
People (1):
• standing in the middle of the room, wearing multi-colored tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — smiling, looking down at his shirt
The man approaches a young boy sitting on the couch wearing a gaming headset. The boy smirks at the camera.
"Gamer boy. Faze Matthew."
Setting: living room — indoor ambient light
People (1):
• sitting on a couch, wearing grey Under Armour t-shirt, short, blond hair — smirking
The man is back in his car, on the phone with the Toyota dealership, trying to negotiate the fees he was unhappy about earlier.
"Is there any way to cut any of those fees out of it? I can't, that's just what it is."
Setting: inside a parked car — bright daylight
People (1):
• sitting in the driver's seat, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — focused, talking on the phone
Text: "*on phone with Toyota"
The man on the phone continues to explain the pricing, while the man in the car listens, a look of amusement and disbelief on his face.
"just you're getting a hell of a deal on the car."
Setting: inside a parked car — bright daylight
People (1):
• sitting in the driver's seat, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — laughing, smiling
The man tries to charm the salesperson on the phone, leaning towards the phone with a playful, pleading expression.
"Come on, Marlon. I scratch your back, you scratch mine."
Setting: inside a parked car — bright daylight
People (1):
• sitting in the driver's seat, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — smiling, persuasive
The man plays the 'birthday card' during his phone negotiation, smiling widely as the salesperson wishes him a happy birthday.
"Come on, Marlon. I'm telling you. Marlon, it's my birthday today. I know it's your birthday. Happy birthday."
Setting: inside a parked car — bright daylight
People (1):
• sitting in the driver's seat, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — grinning
The man successfully negotiates the price down to $14,000. He celebrates, puts the car in drive, and starts heading to the dealership.
"I'm in the car. I'm ready to put it in drive, man. No, I'll do it at 14 grand. All right, man. Daddy's on his way."
Setting: inside a car — bright daylight
People (1):
• sitting in the driver's seat, preparing to drive, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — excited, smiling
The man is sitting in the driver's seat of the newly purchased black Toyota Camry, about to drive it off the lot with the salesperson in the passenger seat.
"All right kids, you ready to go to the park?"
Setting: Toyota dealership — bright daylight
People (1):
• sitting in driver's seat, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — smiling
A small black car (Toyota Yaris) is lifted up on a hydraulic lift inside an auto repair garage.
"Here you'll see a Toyota Yaris, which is Toyota's version of a Honda Fit, but a lot shittier."
Setting: auto repair shop — fluorescent garage lighting
The man gives the salesperson a small stack of cash as a tip after finalizing the car purchase. The salesperson is happily surprised.
"It's not much. There's a nice tip for you. Get yourself some dinner. Thank you."
Setting: Toyota dealership — bright, indoor
People (2):
• standing at a desk, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — smiling
• sitting at his desk, wearing red polo shirt and khaki pants, grey, short hair — surprised and grateful
The man arrives at his sister's house and calls for her to come outside. She appears in the doorway, wearing a bikini top and shorts, looking curious.
"Check it out. I got it. No way. Isn't that sick?"
Setting: front porch of a house — bright daylight
People (2):
• standing on the porch, wearing tie-dye t-shirt and white shorts, curly blond hair — excited
• peeking out of the doorway, wearing bikini top and pink shorts, brown, up in a bun hair — surprised, questioning
The man turns to the camera, speaking directly to the audience with a proud and happy expression.
"I got merch money from my event and bought my sister a car. Legend, dude. That's what you guys need to do."
Setting: front porch — bright daylight
People (1):
• standing on the porch, wearing tie-dye t-shirt, curly blond hair — smiling broadly, excited
The man shows his sister and her young daughter the new black car. The sister is in disbelief and shock, while the daughter looks happy.
"Oh my god, Daniel. Are you kidding me?"
Setting: driveway/yard — bright daylight
People (3):
• sitting in the driver's seat, wearing grey t-shirt, brown hair — mouth open in shock
• sitting on her mother's lap, wearing yellow tank top and grey shorts, brown, curly hair — smiling
• leaning into the car, wearing tie-dye t-shirt, curly blond hair — smiling
The man is driving the new black Camry, talking on the phone to his insurance company to reinstate the policy on the old truck before he pranks his sister.
"Let's get the truck back on the insurance that way I can legally drive into the retention pond."
Setting: inside a moving car — bright daylight
People (1):
• driving, wearing white t-shirt, curly blond, longer in the back (mullet) hair — smiling, talking on the phone
The man humorously tells the insurance agent he will be using the old truck for 'pleasure,' knowing he is about to drive it into a pond.
"Yeah, I think I'm going to be driving it a little bit more for pleasure."
Setting: inside a moving car — bright daylight
People (1):
• driving, wearing white t-shirt and plaid shorts, curly blond mullet hair — smirking
The man sarcastically tells the insurance agent he'll only drive the truck one mile a year to get a lower rate, laughing to himself.
"One mile. One mile a year? Yeah."
Setting: inside a moving car — bright daylight
People (1):
• driving, wearing white t-shirt and plaid shorts, curly blond mullet hair — laughing
The man gets out of the red truck, which is parked on a grassy slope next to a pond, and runs away as it rolls down the hill and splashes into the water.
Setting: suburban street next to a canal — bright, sunny day
People (1):
• running away from the truck, wearing white t-shirt and blue shorts, curly blond hair — not visible
The man runs up to his sister, who is standing by a white car with another woman. His sister looks at the truck in the pond with a shocked and angry expression.
"That's really not funny."
Setting: suburban street — bright daylight
People (2):
• standing, looking at the pond, wearing grey t-shirt and light blue shorts, brown, in a braid hair — shocked, angry
• approaching his sister, wearing white t-shirt and blue shorts, curly blond hair — smiling
The man grabs his sister from behind in a hug as she starts to get emotional, pointing at the submerged truck. He is laughing.
"Daniel!"
Setting: suburban street — bright daylight
People (2):
• standing behind his sister, hugging her, wearing white t-shirt and plaid shorts, curly blond hair — laughing
• being held by her brother, wearing grey t-shirt and light blue shorts, brown, in a braid hair — crying, shouting