Behind us, bro! ReyThony! Thony! Where? Where? I'm coming. Wait, there's two of them. Come out! Oh, shit, rip. Add me. Add me. What? What does that mean? Add me. I know the way. Behind you! Behind you! Behind you! oahp. Oh, rip. Who's even left? Fear? Who's even left? Fear? You're the last one. Complete the mission. You fucking animal, Jesus Christ. Where do you get your hacks from? Where do you want to go? Let's go to Flush Factory. I'm going to go to your mom's house. Please don't die, I'm coming. I got you shields and stuff. It's too late. I have nothing. I got you shields and stuff, don't die. You guys are all gonna die. How'd you just do that? I got you, bro, don't worry. I told you. You're not dying, I'm here for you. Yay, you're here for me. I won 15. Today I won one. Really? Could you help me win? Huh? Could you help me win? I guess. I never won before. I think you have. No, it's like third game playing. There's a guy here. Careful. Oh, don't die. I won't, don't worry. You said this was your first time playing. Yeah. Well, my second game. I played a game before this but I died right away. You're lying, 'cause how did you know how to put the waypoint? I didn't, it was our teammate. It was our teammate who put the waypoint. Liar, liar. Dude, what the- Help me, please! Help me! He's gonna kill me! Oh my- kill the guy! There's a trap in there, be careful. There's a trap in there, don't go inside. Do not go inside, there's a trap in there. Okay? See, I told you it's my first time playing. I wouldn't have known there's a trap there if it wasn't my first time. Why are you such a liar? I'm not lying. Why are you yelling at me? Are you 20? You sound like you're 20. Years old? No, I'm... I'm seven. Now you're trying to get me, 'cause you don't sound like seven. I'm turning eight next week. My birthday is February 34th. How old are you? I'm 24. 24 what? 24 months old or or what? 24 months old? What the freak? The whole squad's here, don't die, I got you. You're dead, GG. Got one. They're dead, don't worry. You dumb dumb. Stop calling me a dumb dumb. You dumb dumb. Knock knock. Who's there? Booster seat. Booster seat who? Boost me up. Is that supposed to be funny or? No, 'cause you're a dumb dumb. You have to sit in, you have to sit in the booster seat. That hurts my feelings, I might cry actually. I don't want to play Fortnite. That's the baddest impression ever. What is that? You make fun of my cry too now? Wow, rude. You know why? You know why? Are you still there, you dumb dumb? Are you still there? I'm crying, dude. Leave me alone. Yo, it's hard to see this guy. He's like blending into the... I can't see you. You wanna have a 'nade fight? Let's go. Come on. You lost. I won. You're dead. GG. Ah, the grenade! This kid's a god with the 'nades. What is that? Chill out, dude. I'm dead. I'm dead. GG. Bro, this kid's 'nades are next level. Who is this kid? What's his name? He's building windows too on his thing. Oh, I'm so- dude, stop the- everyone's throwing 'nades. What did I do? Bro, what's going on? What do you mean? This kid still has 'nades. How many 'nades do you have? He's still throwing 'nades. What? Finally! That kid missed every single AR shot, but can throw the best 'nades in the world? What? I hate dying! You screwed up. I thought I- no! I thought I picked it up! I didn't know he picked it up. Ah, he's gonna come after me, bro. I'm sorry. Chill. Watch this juke though, he's not gonna expect this. Ready? Ready, watch this. Pro strats, boys. He's gonna drop down and go right past me. He has a shotgun, I don't. He picked it up, I didn't. What? You, I actually got him. I actually got him. This guy in here. Look at him. Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him. Dab first and then shotgun to the face. I missed. Dab again and then shotgun. What am I- why do I keep missing, dude? Ready, pretend to break the wall. Sike, go in here. He turns around. I'm ready. What's up, sucker? Pro strats, boys. Pro strats. I forgot to dab. There we go. We can move on now with our day. What's up, bro? I'll give you a gun. No, chill, take the gun. I got you. Take the gun. You're good, take the gun. What's up? Don't kill me. Don't kill me. We're cool. We're cool. We're cool, right? I gave you a gun, come on. We're cool. Don't aim- bro! I I don't understand kids like you. I just gave you a gun. Why give you a gun? Take the gun and run away. Go! Don't challenge me. Like, what's what's going through your brain? Someone gives you a free gun when you have nothing. And you try to kill him? Like, what's your thought process, bro? Like, how evil can you be? Take the gun, say thank you, and go. People are just so mean. Like, come on. Like, I'm giving you a chance to not die right away. But no, they want one free kill and they don't even get it. Pathetic. Like, if I had no gun and someone gave me a gun when they had a gun, they could have easily killed me, I'd be so grateful. I'd send him a message, like a postcard, a gift card. I'd say, "Thank you, kind sir. I will forever love you. I'll never forget this." I wouldn't try to kill him. This world is so cruel. 360. I'm so good. You see that, boys? The trick shot. Wow. I was kidding about being good. It was a bad trick shot. It wasn't even a trick shot. Some kids will take me seriously. I wasn't being serious. Honestly, I kind of feel like just chilling here all game. What we're gonna do is build our own house at Loot Lake. We're gonna destroy this and build our own house because I want to. Let's just hope I don't die. When you're in the mood to play Minecraft, but uh, your mom doesn't let you for some reason. I don't know why your mom would not let you play Minecraft. Surprised I'm alive still. No one sees me. Don't know how. But yeah, now we're gonna build our own house. I gotta get rid of this first. Stupid trash bags. Okay. It's gonna be super small though. What am I doing? We're gonna put a trap here too just 'cause why not. Door here, a door here. And that's the house. The lake house 2.0. Look at this, dude. I like it. Don't make fun of it. Someone's coming. Where'd he go? Come on, go in the house. Go in the house. Where is he? There he is. There he is. Go inside the lake house 2.0. Go inside. You know you want to. Come on. I should have closed the door. It hit him, but he had shield. He had shield. Do I kill him? Boy! Die! Okay, there we go. We killed him. I feel so bad, dude. I'm camping in a tree. I'm so- I'm so sorry, Iron Horse 808. I'm so sorry. I gotta send him a message. I feel bad. Sorry, bro. Please forgive. Crying face. What the- Special Jimmy. Jimmy, you're not that special. Not at all, Jimmy. If you were special, you would have got the chest. You would have killed me. But no. You're gonna watch me get the chest, get a potion, and then loot you. You're not special. Okay? Change your name, Jimmy. I'm kidding. Two piece, ready? I got him. What? Let's go, baby. By the way, this guy right here, I shot him earlier a few times. I knew he was there. I didn't just guess. What's up, bro? I didn't think he had a gun. This time we're dropping Tilted Towers and killing everyone. I'm sick and tired of not getting a gun. Like, this time I'm gonna get a gun and kill everyone. Like, I'm not, you know? What is that? That's a grenade. That's not a gun, dude. Take that and that. You're dead. Imagine. What? I actually got him. I actually got him. Watch this, ready? He has a shotgun. I'm not scared though. Where you at, sucker? I got to tag him once. And then no scope. Come on. Stop running away, dude. You have a shotgun, I have a sniper. Why are you so scared? Look at this kid. That was sick. That was sick. Baller boys getting destroyed. What the freak? Oh my gosh, that's a shotgun, bro. Chill, take it easy. Let me reload first. Where'd you go? Look at you. Look at you. Pathetic. Come on, bro. Sorry, I don't know what that was. It's like yawning but not. Sometimes I just kind of yeah, okay, moving on. The circle's really far away. Okay, I'm dead. There's no way I'm making this. It's right there. Can I make it? I have two bandages. Please. Please, Epic Games, let me make it. I am begging you. I'm so close. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I might make it. Please! No, it's going even further! Stop! Please! I'm so close! Please! I made it. I made it. I made it. Hey, what's up? We made it out alive. That was close. I wasn't scared. No, no, no. Not at all. I knew I was gonna make it out alive. I timed it perfectly. Two HP and a dream. Can we do it, boys? I need heals. Like now. This is terrifying. Like actually terrifying. Please have a medkit. You have bandages? You don't have bandages? You pleb. How do you not have bandages? Medkit? No medkit. Okay. It's a GG. You had bandages? You had no bandages either? Everyone's a pleb nowadays? You guys don't carry bandages? Like I said, two HP and a dream. The dream is to win. That's a That's a minigun. Okay. Okay, chill out there. Chill, Rambo, chill, bro, take it easy. Gosh. Yo, chill out, bro. I'm gonna snipe you right now and you're gonna die. Ready? You're dead. Told you. All right, what I want, boys? Do I no scope him with two HP? I'm about it. I'm down to try it out, actually. Tell me you had bandages. Come on. You had to have- You didn't have- Oh, medkits, yes. Who just sniped me? I don't know. I don't have time. Yo, chill out. Don't snipe me. Let me heal first, then you can, you know, take your shots. Where is he? I know I didn't no scope him, but like, it doesn't matter, okay? I wanted the win. That win meant a lot, dude. We survived with two HP. We killed everyone. And yeah, we won. If you want a no scope game winner, I got you. Just stay tuned and you'll get one. I promise. Okay? Okay.