What Happens If You Hire 100 Bodyguards?

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Tom Holland has one bodyguard. Billie Eilish has two. The Kardashians have 10. The President of the United States has 20 bodyguards. And I, a YouTuber, have 100 bodyguards. This is literally what it's going to look like later today. YouTubers. Internet stars loved by the world. Some see YouTubers as role models, as idols, but I think they need to be humbled. Over the last few years, things have gotten out of hand with YouTubers showing off lavish lifestyles, seeming infinite wealth, and exploiting their fame. And where do all of these people come together to prove how popular they are? VidCon. A place where fans and creators come together to meet. At least that was the plan. Over and over, YouTubers have caused some of the internet's biggest scenes at this event. But my job, as the best YouTuber, and the most handsome, is to humble my peers. And just this once, flex harder than any YouTuber has ever flexed before. Starting with one bodyguard. Hey man. What's up? Big day ahead of us. You guys probably recognize Hasani. He's been our bodyguard in literally every video that we've done leading on to this. Kick and don't take names. What? What does that mean? And the first step in conquering our mission today will be to look as famous as possible. So I grabbed my two friends, the first bodyguard, and we got dressed to the nines. Feast your eyes, boys. Oh my god. That's disgusting. Wow. That looks expensive. It feels expensive. All right, come on out. Oh! You look great. I can tell you're lying about that one. No. I need to feel like you're telling the truth. You look great! That's it. That's it. I also let Hasani pick out whatever he wanted, so we're going to see what he got. Hasani, what have we got? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just the exact same outfit you were already wearing. You could have gotten anything you wanted. I wanted this. What? I wanted black. All right, I feel pretty good about the fit. Hasani, you've kept us nice and safe in here. I appreciate that. However, the next place we're going, we're going to need at least two bodyguards, I think, so. Where are we going? Okay, we are on Muscle Beach here in Venice. I've got bodyguard number two right here. Bonnie. Bonnie, what's up, baby? How you doing, man? How we doing? On Muscle Beach, we obviously have a gym. We've got the famous basketball courts and tennis courts over here. Now we're starting with just two bodyguards, but by the end of the video, we're going to have 100 bodyguards. I mean, I can only imagine bringing 100 bodyguards into VidCon is going to cause a little bit of a disturbance. So I figured the best way to warm up for that would be to kick some bodybuilders off of gym equipment. That sounds pretty confrontational to me. Oh god, here we go again, dude. Oh jeez. This is it. Hasani, you guys mind getting the bench for us? Hey, my man. How you doing, man? We would really love this bench. Very important person. Yeah, man. It would be lovely if you can just I want to finish this set and then I'll. Can he finish his set, boss? I don't think so, man. I got to work out. Oh man, this conversation always hurts. I think we just don't even look. Like we're not even here. Thank you, man. Sure, man, yeah. Nice. That was good. That was good. Okay. Oh man, the old bench press. Okay, I didn't ask to be spotted like that, but It's kind of my preference. People are recording us right now. No looking, please. No eye contact, no visuals. Tyler, they're doing all the work for you. I'm actually, I'm helping them a lot. Hey, this guy over here, he's like working out, and I kind of want to do what he's doing. That's the same guy we took the bench press from. There's no way he lets us on. Did we meet you earlier? Just move to another one, man. We need this one. I need it for what? To get bigger. He's trying to look like you. Let me see it. Come on, do it. You're going to be happy you did this. Please, ma'am, no no cameras. No cameras, please. I guess we were only in there for five minutes. I feel like we can do a little bit more. Maybe we go play some basketball. We didn't bring a basketball, so we are going to have to steal one from somebody. You guys just grab the basketball from these guys over here. I'm sorry to bother y'all, but we have somebody important over there and they want your basketball. They do not look happy about this. You all play 3v3? 3v3? Done. Let's just do a team huddle real quick. We can't be looking like we're losers out here on this court, you know what I mean? So, make sure that they don't get anywhere near us and we'll just win the game. Throw a punch, I don't care. I got you. All right, keep them all away from me. Get that guy out of here. Oh! Get him! Get him! Bodyguards! Let's go, baby! Let's go! I'm going to need that. Yeah, thank you. Nice. Hasani. Yeah. That was us. That's our achievement. Me and you. Me and you did that. Me and you! Better luck next time. Just keep practicing. One day you'll be as good as us. One day. I kind of want to lay down right there. Specifically there? Specifically in that exact spot that guy's laying down in. Roses are red, violets are blue. Get the out of here. This is this is crazy. Get him. Yeah, that's right. My boss wants to use this spot. I'm Eric. What's your name? Scott. Scott. Good to meet you. I was lying down and relaxing, and now I need to go back home again. You don't want to relax with us? Oh, we can. All right. No, where are you from? Cuz I hear an accent. Australia. Scott, are you happen to be a direct relative of Chris Hemsworth? I know him. You know him? You know him personally? Yeah. Oh yeah? Well then what's his name? Maybe we get one more workout, do some tennis? Oh, I love tennis. Nice to meet you. Friends of mine, very important people, very famous. We see you playing tennis. They would like to play tennis as well. We just have to use your tennis rackets. Get the off the court. Don't curse at me. You put yourself in this situation. We're about to die here. You understand how important he is? All right, I think we pull the eject cable. I think we just let it keep going. I think it'll eventually work. there's free courts, that's what I suggest you do. Can you tell them that I don't want to do that? He doesn't want to do that. I'm just going to call the cops on you right now. Two bodyguards does not beat the cops. Right, right, right. We should probably upgrade a little bit. I think we found our limit of having two bodyguards. So. What's up, baby? Oh my god. No way. Let's go. Do you guys do anything else in life besides YouTube? I'll just take it as a compliment. I've scheduled a tea time to go golfing next where we have five bodyguards. Let's go, baby! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, I think I want to golf at this hole right here. They just look like they're having more fun than us right now, you know? We can't have that. No, we can't have that. This is about to be bad, boys. Oh, man. I mean, this is just maximum confrontation. Sorry, y'all. Got to take over. You guys are hired off like what? Like, come on. Can we have one of these guys show us how to golf, Eric? Any of you have like exceptional skills to show him a better swing? Yeah, I really don't know what I'm doing. You want me to stand in front of him? Yeah. What's your name? Judy. Judy. And then pull straight through. Okay, Judy. All right, Judy. All right. Oh! What the? Good. Yeah! Clap it up, y'all. Clap it up, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was great. That was good. Thank you. Judy! Judy! Judy! Judy! Yeah, I'm thinking this one next. Unfortunately, we just came to like take your hole. What are you guys up to? Can you tell them that I wanted to golf here? He wanted to golf here, so he told us to take it from you. Do you not speak for yourself? He does not. Hey, Santa Cruz, can we use your club? If he has that much money, he can buy his own clubs. I'll rock paper scissor you for it. No, there's no chance. Tell him that if he wins the rock paper scissors, he can take a picture with me. You can take a picture with him. I have no clue who he is and I frankly really don't care. Have you ever seen Monsters, Inc.? You know the blue guy? You look like the dude from Sonny with a Chance. We can't laugh at that. You guys cannot laugh at that. I think I want to golf at this hole right here. What hole is this? Hole three. And what is that? Putter. Putter. Can you show us how to putt? Just uh hit the ball. Wow. Can somebody just grab that and put it in the hole so I feel better about myself? Yep. Yep, thank you. That was nice. I got it in. Hey, good job. Hole in one! Maybe it's time we go to the driving range. Yeah, please, everybody, just go back to what y'all doing. Don't focus on us. Eric Wolf, 2007 champion. Are you Eric Wolf? Yeah. We can learn some stuff from you. Well, I'm in the middle of a lesson right now. I'm teaching. Can you ask him if he can give me a lesson? Can we get a lesson, too? No. We didn't take no for an answer. Maybe I just get that one with the white handle. You mind if we use this one? No, he doesn't mind. Want to get a swing in, boss? Yeah. Eric, do you have any suggestions here? Eric Wolf? Mr. Wolf, you're a PGA champion. I did a good job right there, right? Good job. Good job. Good job. You want to try that, Mack? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This thing's a little sticky, Eric. What are you doing with this thing? Come on. Oh wait, ball. All right, Ty, you want to try Eric Wolf's handle out? Oh, wow, that is extraordinarily sticky. This is harassment. Go ahead, mind your business, sir. Go back to golf. You telling me to mind my business? I'm a police officer, man. None of y'all can tell me what to do. My dad owns this place. His dad owns it, man. His dad don't own nothing. He's a trillionaire! I wouldn't give a We're doing a thing where we're trying to test if people can push people around by having power like this. And I hope you have a great day and I'm sorry for bothering you. Somebody finally stood up to us. I wouldn't give a We have found what the upper limit of five bodyguards will do for us. However, I do have 10 bodyguards waiting for us five miles away and we have like 30 minutes to get there. We will not stop until we own everything! Let's go! Let's go! Come on! And if we're going to own everything, more specifically the title of the greatest flexer on all of YouTube, we're going to need all 100 of our bodyguards. But first, we're here at Angel Stadium to watch a good old baseball game. Only with 10 bodyguards. Come on, guys, come on over here. Let's go, baby! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! I've got some big demands to make here at Angel Stadium. We're either going to get what we want or we're going to probably get kicked out is my assumption here. Oh my gosh. People are so scared. This is absolute chaos. This is crazy, dude. This is a bloodbath. Airrack! What's up? What's up? What's up? It wasn't long after entering the stadium that you guys, my fans, my army, my mafia, took notice. There's just a giant group of people following us back there. What's up, guys? What's up, guys? That was quite the scene. The bodyguards were half of it. I think half of them actually knew you. One of them let me eat a slice of pizza. Speaking of pizza, we're trying to hit 10 million subscribers before the end of the year, and if we do, we're going to make the world's largest pizza. I am not joking. The schematics are in works. Here's what it looks like. This stadium cannot fit the pizza. That's actually probably true. It's about 150 ft across. All you have to do to reserve your slice of the world's largest pizza party is press the subscribe button. Help us get to 10 million subscribers. It's not that hard. It's really not. I've got a lot of messages like these saying that people are going to have a hard time making it all the way out to the world's largest pizza party. So, I want you guys to text me #pizza. I'm going to reply with this, and then I want you to tell me what cities we should come to. The top five cities that get the most votes are the cities that we're going to actually go to and deliver pizza to your mouths. It's like a pizza tour. It's a pizza tour. It's like five pizza parties. That's right. That's right. Look at this, just admiring the old game. It's a classic game of baseball. Seeing this scene we were able to cause with only 10 bodyguards. Oh my gosh. Oh! My god. Back up, back up, back up. This is actually real. You can only guess what's going to happen when we literally 10x that with all 100 bodyguards. I've got a little surprise for you guys. Can you guess at all what I would be surprising you with? Probably more bodyguards. Yeah. Why would you say that? Cuz we're standing in front of a bus. Right. Okay, yeah. I've got 40 more bodyguards right here. Oh my God! We are not that important. And after we gathered all 50 of our new friends to go wreak havoc at our next target, the boys began interviewing them to ensure that they were capable of protecting us. What's your name? Hector. Patrick. My name is Brazen, man. So, Brazen, where did we find you? I found me on the dark web on tour, man. Now that we had confirmed our new bodyguards were as ferocious as the other guys, Yeah! I decided that I wanted to go to Disney World, and I had the backup to keep me safe. Why are they protecting us at Disney? Isn't that like super safe? I mean, just imagine, you know, Ryan's Toy Reviews. The kids are going to be clawing at us. You should get the bodyguards to actually say that out loud. Yeah, that's a good idea. So disguised as Ryan's Toy Reviews, we carefully walked through the entrance to Disneyland. But as soon as we got through. Ryan's Toy Reviews! I don't want to see nobody near this island. How's it going, guys? Oh, there are so many people staring at us right now. Let's keep it moving. Bring it in tight. Let's keep it moving. Dude, this is pure chaos. We need room. We need room. What am I embarrassing? Yeah, this is really embarrassing. No pictures! No photos! None! Get out of here! They're just screaming at people and not take pictures. Keep it tight. Arms out! Oh my god. We ended up attracting quite the crowd. And we started taking pictures with some of our fans to find out if they truly recognized us for who we were, or if they would blindly accept us as famous because of our new friends. Do you recognize us? Guardians of the Galaxy? Yeah, I know who you are. Thank you. Guardians of the Galaxy? I swear I forgot, but I know you. Yeah! Okay, we got real security. We got real security. They cannot stop us. To be real, you a security and I'm security. Who going to win? Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Hasani MVP. This man is protecting us at literally all costs. We're going through the exit. We're out of here. We got kicked out. You guys absolutely killed it! Let's go! Let's go! Come on! We got one more stop today with all 100 bodyguards. I do have our next ride sitting right there. That's actually ours. That is an unreasonably long car for four people. I saw this clip of a president being followed with like a bunch of security guards around it. Thought that'd be cool for us. I also visited VidCon the day before in disguise and made replicas of their shirts to give us the highest chance of successfully getting in. So you guys are actual event staff in the event. You guys with these shirts are going to be the ones to like part the Red Sea. Can I use my outdoor voice? You want to give an example of what you mean? Mr. Beast, get out of the way! Oh yeah, that's right. Since my disguise as Ryan's Toy Reviews worked so well at Disney. Ryan's Toy Reviews! I thought for the next 100 bodyguards, we better disguise myself as the man himself, Mr. Beast. Buddy! Jimmy! What up, man? What's up, baby? Do you have a plan though? I need to ask your permission for it. Okay. So your face is plastered all over that whole convention. You know what I mean? Yeah. So my plan is kind of just to say that I'm you and wear like a face visor and just smear your name in the dirt over there. I don't consent. Well, so I'm going to do it anyway. Okay. I'll just sue you. You realistically think they're just going to let 100 people in with you? Bro, I can barely get some of my friends in. And you're going to get 100? I just don't believe it. Have you ever seen my videos before, Jimmy? Yeah. It's like my magic trick. It's like what I'm best at. Where are all the bodyguards? What up, everybody? We're going to storm and we're going to win, right? Yeah! I don't know what I'm saying. Oh, that was the worst speech ever. Oh, okay. Now with the green light from Mr. Beast, I rallied all my bodyguards and prepared to be the most famous YouTuber in VidCon history. We're going to pull up to VidCon, and we're going to show them who's boss. Yeah! Let's go! So there's 50 bodyguards around us right now, and there's another 50 waiting for us up here at the end. This is dying. I'm like so nervous right now. I'm like kind of freaking out right now. This is like really freaking crazy. Oh, the other bodyguards are joining us. We now have 100 bodyguards. Look at all these people, bro. Who needs this much security? Mr. Beast! Endless seas of people out the windows right now. This is so funny. This is stupid. This is ridiculous. Although when you do something this stupid, it now becomes funny, right? Yeah. It's right here, bro. We just get out. Okay, we can get out right there. Yeah. I think we're good right here. We're good right here. You guys ready for showtime? Let's get it. Open it. Let's go. All right, I need everyone to get out of the way right now. Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. We got Mr. Beast coming through. Everyone out of the way! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. We got Mr. Beast coming through. I need everyone out of the way right now. Let's go! Let's go! We're in! This way! This way! We're going in! No photos! No photos! Bro! They're just clearing it. Nobody has questioned anything. Get out of the way! Everyone out of the way right now! Bro, this is crazy! Go straight through that door! No photos, please! We're going inside! We're going inside! We're going inside! Clear the area, please! Step back, step back! Here we go! We're in! We're in! We're in! Oh my god. Step back! Step back! Here we go! Mr. Beast! Mr. Beast! Mr. Beast! My kids love you. Oh yeah? And they're going to... How was it, Andrew? Good to meet you, dog. What's up, baby? I love you! What's up, buddy? Mr. Beast! Oh my gosh! Oh my god! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Watch out! We're moving! We're moving! Right here! Right here! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! The bodyguards were working perfectly to plan. Almost everyone in the building, including the legitimate security, thought I was Mr. Beast. But pretty quickly, things started going a little bit different than planned. No, uh-uh, you two. I need you two. What? I need you two. Credentials? I need you guys. We're with him. What? Because you got CSC shirts on. You don't work for CSC. I am personally Mr. D's foot massager. You don't want to mess with me. This guy? What? Let's go. Let's go. Come here. All right. Come inside. I'll take your IDs. I actually don't even have an ID on me. I don't either, man. I'm sorry. We're going to wait until PD gets here. Sounds good to me. Sounds good. We were both being questioned by the police, and it was looking like we might actually get arrested. So I need the badges. Here you go. Yeah. So I'm taking your badges because you're no longer going to be allowed at VidCon. If you come back on property today, you're subject to arrest for trespassing. That was until we realized some of the police were actually mafia members. Hi, I'm Sergeant Gonzales. How are you? I'm very good, Sergeant Gonzales. Do you watch the videos at all? Do you know us? Yeah. Okay, so he knows who we are. What's your favorite video? Probably this one. And we were set free. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Bro. After successfully sneaking 100 bodyguards and myself into VidCon, our original job of becoming the biggest flexer in YouTube history was complete. Hopefully now we can just all stop flexing. Seriously, YouTubers, it's over. Okay. I'm glad we closed that chapter. That's pretty much it. I'm leaving.