Would You Rather: IRL

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Would you rather break the heart of an innocent little kid? It's the best day of my life. I finally graduated second grade. Or a helpless old lady? This has been the worst day of my life. I choose both. My friends, however, don't have the same luxury. This week I decided to play a 'Would You Rather,' except I secretly filmed the entire thing. Do you guys want to play 'Would You Rather?' I'm down. Yeah, sure. And lucky for them, everything they decided in the game is about to happen in real life. Would you rather go to a drag race or get a haircut from a blind person? Oh. Starting right now. Right now. Let's get out of the road probably, right? Yeah. It's 6:25 in the morning. I told the boys we were shooting today, but I told them it was at 10:00 a.m. so they're sleeping right now. I'm gonna go wake them up. Last time I tried to wake Mack up, it got a little violent. Wake up, baby! Wake up, baby! So this time I'm prepared. Please don't hurt me. I'm not going to punch you this time. So we got to get Beans and Tyler out of this house. The most efficient way to do that I think is I just set off all the fire alarms in the house. Oh my god. What is that noise? I'm sorry. Bean man. It's me, your friend Eric. Hi, Eric. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. I saw you yesterday, you're in the same clothes. I fell asleep on the couch, bro. Do you guys have any idea what's happening right now? This is the second time I've done this, so I'm assuming you recorded us and we didn't know. Well, okay. You stole the words right out of my mouth. Does this scene look familiar? Bro... So we played a little game here. You guys remember that? We played 'Would You Rather.' We did. So we're going to play 'Would You Rather,' but we're going to play the entire game back again in real life. This is going downhill really fast. So for example, the first question. Would you rather go to breakfast with the actual Liver King and eat raw meat or eat like a professional eater? I heard the Liver King eats a lot of raw balls. I'm just trying to eat some balls, to be honest with you. I don't think it'd be that bad. I would 100% rather eat as much as possible as fast as possible. No, same. Give me a slab of liver. I said I want to eat balls. Don't make me do it alone. You guys are the ones who said in 4K, 'I want to eat balls.' And we're going to speed eat. So while Josh and I went off to stuff our faces, Mack, Tyler, and Beans went to meet the Liver King, who chucks spears and literally only eats raw meat. All right, point me in the direction of the closest testicles. Come. Wow, that is meat. Good to meet you. Let's get some names. My name is Mack. I'm Tyler. Beans King. You eat beans? Don't even say anything else. You know they used to call me the Balls King. Okay, why? Because I eat a lot of balls. My brother, how's it going? What's your name? Pablo. Good to meet you, man. This is my friend Josh. So those boys are eating liver, we're eating McDonald's. What we do today is going to change the trajectory of your life. It might just be the spear. It's gonna be the spear. It's gonna be the body odor, it's gonna be getting down on the testicle and having the juice all over your face. What's the game plan right now? Well, I was thinking we do five minutes, as many McGriddles as I can eat. You plan to share any of those with us? I'm not a big sharer. Fine by me, I'll just be chillin'. Here's a piece of liver. Grab any piece you want. You have like a fork or should I just use my... A fork? What the is a fork for? Let's put some liver down the hatch because liver is king. Cheers. I just swallowed that fast. Something's changed inside of me. How do you feel? I feel like I'm forged into a new man. All right, it's going. I'm actually not going to eat that fast because I have something really important to tell you guys. You guys have fun. Oh my gosh. Over the past year and a half, I have been able to work on something very exciting, which is launching today. This is Pizzafy. Pizzafy is a sauce that turns literally anything into pizza. I know you're really busy, maybe just give me a thumbs up if you like it, thumbs down if you hate it. You like it? Okay. You can put Pizzafy literally on anything and it will taste like pizza, and it is a guarantee. You guys are still working a little bit? Yeah. It's so good and stuff. I just pretended it was sushi. Good, but don't. And what the... where are you going? Is he kidding me? There ain't no way that I'm putting my money on this guy. He fell off a bull last time and dislocated his shoulder like a weenie. I'm not surprised. We got a cake right here. Pizzafy that. I've never tried this before. Not my favorite thing to Pizzafy, I'll be honest with you. But it does taste like pizza. I honestly haven't found the limits of what you can Pizzafy. So I'm very interested to see what you guys make with this. How many you got right there? 10. How many you got? This is like my fourth. You feeling good or? No. We also have Pizzafy dippables so you can put these in your lunchbox, eat it at lunch. So fire, bro. And you do not have to take it from me that this stuff is delicious. I actually had some of my friends try it. Got a special delivery for Mike Majlak. Special delivery for a David Dobrik. Zach King. Is that you? Michelle Khare. Good pizza. It's literally pizza. That's actually impressive. Oh my god, that is pizza. That's incredible. That's incredible. Oh my god. Bro, you can eat more, come on. Those guys are eating liver up there. I can't do it. I'd rather eat the liver at this point. What's your favorite part? Of the heart? The whole heart. The whole heart, huh? Tear into it. Like an apple? Not like an apple. That's right. Like a heart. I'm a lion. You're a lion. Oh my god. Finally. That's kind of good. Why couldn't you do that with liver? It actually tastes better. Okay. Alright. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Heinz ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, all of that stuff that you guys are eating is terrible for you. So we've been super conscious of the ingredients inside of Pizzafy to make sure that it is actually healthy for you. Even the ingredients are good. You could even eat this on a diet. Today, Pizzafy is finally available at pizzafy.com. I'm actually going to sign a bottle of this stuff, put it back in the circulation, and whoever gets this bottle is going to get free pizza for life. It could be you. I feel like I didn't emphasize it enough in the video. I am dead serious that I'm giving one of you guys who orders Pizzafy free pizza for life. This is an infinite pizza card that Pizza Hut gave me, and I'm going to give you guys, one of you, the exact same privileges. All you have to do is order a bottle of Pizzafy, and if you get the one that I've signed, congratulations, you'll just have basically infinite food for the rest of your life. Timer's up. How'd you do? I had like four or five. I've never felt worse in my life. Oh my gosh. Bro, I'm so full. You ate literally nothing. How do you have stuff on your face? You didn't touch any of the food. How many did you eat? Like 13 or 14. Oh my gosh. As we're saying our goodbyes to Pablo, I figured it'd probably be a good idea to check on the other boys to make sure eating raw liver wasn't having any weird side effects. You came in here as the Bean King. Give me a new name. Primal King. Look at me now, dad. Oh. You wanna have a ball? Catch. At least take a big bite of it. Primal! Primal! Primal! Primal! Primal! Primal! You dominate it or it dominates you? You let a little ball beat you? Yeah! Primal! Primal! Somebody likes this picture on Instagram, Liver King and I will give you a liver maybe. We'll give you a liver because liver is king. And if you're wondering why all four of us adult men are so bought into playing this game, it's because of a little thing called the Glory Belt. This past year we've been constantly participating in all sorts of strange competitions to win this belt and reign superior in our friend group. So if any of us opt out of a challenge in this video, we're disqualified from winning the Glory Belt. The next Would You Rather is... Would you rather go to a drag race or a drag race? I don't get it, what's the difference? Like a drag car race or a drag queen race? I'm going to the drag race. I'd much rather go 500 miles per hour. I don't really know what the other thing is. Yeah, same. Get me in the car, whichever one that is. Dude, I'm so bummed. Thank god. I can't wait for this. We're going to be so hot. You two are going to go to the other car and they're going to take you to a drag queen show. And they're going to put you guys up in drag and we are going to celebrate drag today. We're going to go actually race drag race cars though. Let's go! We just went from Liver King to drag queen. It takes courage to eat balls, but it takes balls to do drag. So what are we looking at right here? So what you're looking at is what's called an NHRA Super Comp dragster. In a quarter mile, it goes 8 seconds at 185 miles an hour. Oh my god. We may have chosen the wrong drag race. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. While Tyler suited up for the most insane ride of his life, Mack and Beans were about to be suited up in drag at a real drag bar. And first wanted to get some tips from some strangers in the audience. Guys, listen. I just want to make you proud and that's... I want to do. Really tough crowd. If you don't shave the beard, I really don't see the point. Also, you need to tuck. Needs to be in your... Hey, don't let them get in your head, all right? No, no. You cannot go if you want to. I'm not scared. No, seriously, I'm like not either. There is no chance he does not wreck that car. I'm nauseous right now. Me too, bro. That was probably the coolest thing I've ever done in my life. Tyler! Dude, that was so sick. I thought I was ready until I just watched that. All right, time to meet the real drag queen. Hello! Oh my goodness, you are beautiful. Thank you for being here, baby. You guys ready to be made over today? Yes, and we need help. The crowd is not for us out there. In fact, they saw us and they already hate us. All I want to do today is make you proud. Oh, you're going to make me proud. Trust me. You are going to be our bearded queen. Ooh! Do that. Oh, I feel it. Do you feel that? I'm feeling it. Oh my goodness. Oh my god! I think I have the perfect wigs for the both of you. Oh! Dress me up, boys! Eric, be careful. I will. I will. I can still hear you. Okay. Oh man, bro, I'm nervous. Oh my gosh! Don't do anything dumb, buddy. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Oh! Bro, I got so scared. That is so scary. Halfway down the track, I thought I was about to die. At least I beat Tyler, right? You did go faster than me. Josh. I'm so nervous. He went way faster. 266. No! Let's go! Bro, you crushed us in speed. I can't even control my hands. Dude, that was beautiful. Let's go! Well guys, thanks for being an awesome audience. Thanks everybody. Why aren't you tucked? Why aren't I tucked? I can see your bulge. Because this is about acceptance of all body types. It's time to rejoin our brothers. Oh man, I can't wait to hear about their story. Oh, oh there they are. How was it? Is it awesome? Does this answer your question? Oh! That was your drag race. It was horrible. I don't believe it. I went into it wishing I was racing with you guys and came out of it glad I did it. Why are you saying that deadpan? Cuz I'm lying. I wanted to go on the race car. It wasn't that cool. Shut up, I know it was cool. Anyway, you guys know about the next one? All right, next one. Boo, Ricky. Why? Would you rather try to sing in front of a giant crowd of people or completely expose yourself naked to a room full of strangers? I'm definitely not getting naked. It's going to be the singing for me. Yeah, honestly singing sounds way better. I don't want to be naked. Bro, literally anything but singing. Answers in. Not how I thought that was going to go. Honestly, this is the best one yet. I mean, this is a whole other level of bonding. Come on in, come on in, come on in. What's about to happen? Hey, how's it going? You are not ready. Care to give me some detail on what you are talking about? Of course. Yeah, we need you to be fully naked. If you can please get ready, we need you completely naked. You totally don't have to do this, but you will lose the Glory Belt. No, I'll do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You don't want it. Oh! What? Really? What? You found my limit. This man wants his model. What are we going to do here? Maybe a one final send-off with the Glory Belt. Even though Josh didn't want to get completely naked and still lost his chance at the Glory Belt, he did for some reason want a nude painting of himself with the Glory Belt covering his family jewels. I am not going to ask what he's going to do with this painting. So while Josh got painted by Picasso himself, boys and I had an additional Would You Rather to get done. Oh, while we're driving, we're actually going to go buy one of our other Would You Rathers right now if you guys wanted to knock one out. Do we have to do it? I mean, yeah, you already decided you did. Would you rather get a tattoo or a haircut from a blind person? I'm getting the haircut. Tattoos are forever. I think I'd rather do the haircut. I would have to get a tattoo. 10,000% going with the haircut. I'm not excited about this one either. If you don't want to do it, you also cannot do it. But then what happens if we don't? I don't want to do it. Okay. This guy is Pete Gustin, who is actually blind. I was born with a degenerative eyesight disorder. But despite his inability to see, he's been able to become a successful YouTuber, surfer, and skateboarder. But a barber, this was going to be his first attempt. Guys, it's a free haircut. You look really down for this. I don't have to worry about that though because I have a tattoo artist with a blindfold on. I don't know if I'm feeling this one. I might be with you. Guys, blind people have higher senses than we do. Other than sight. Welcome home, Mr. Pete. Eric. Professional surfer, not so professional barber. No, no. This is a beard trimmer. And I have trimmed my beard before. Okay. I don't think I can do this. I don't understand why you guys are willing to give this up right now so easily. You ate testicles today. You rode in an F1 car. And now you're just going to give it up for a haircut? Let's get this thing going. Nice! I'm going to get my tattoo. I'm going to get my haircut. Let's do this, baby. This is way sketchier than I thought it was going to be. Let's go. Is it taking hair off? Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh. Oh wow. Let's go, Rick. Come on, Ricky. That is not going great. That is not going great. Oh, you went a little over. It's okay. There you go. That's it. Yep, yep, yep. All right, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good. I think you did a really good job. All right. What do you think? It's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's cool. Oh yeah, it's pretty cool. That looks fire. You guys look great. What I have here is an abstract piece of cheese pizza. 3, 2, 1. Yeah! You actually don't look that bad. Oh no, now he's hot. Now only one question remained: would Mack and Tyler put their hair on the line for glory or sacrifice their egos and drop out of the competition? I don't think I'm going to do it, bro. Come on, bro. Mack, you dressed up in drag with me and we danced and we got heckled and we were strong, powerful women. Now you're just going to back out because you don't want to cut your hair? Yes. And for the first time in Airrack history, two of the boys dropped out at the same time, leaving the Glory Belt up for grabs between I, your fearless mafia leader, and Beans. All right boys, last up for the day is the concert. Me and Mack are going to be the only people cheering you on. I'm so glad I backed out of that, bro. You're not going to be the only people cheering us on. There's actually going to be like 3,000 people in the crowd. Boys, welcome to Emo Nite! Oh my god. I'm actually very nervous right now. Hey dude, if they start booing at you, just start cussing them out. What? I've got some friends here tonight. They asked us to help settle a bet. They're each going to sing the same song and then you guys are going to vote who does it better, all right? All right, now it's time for you guys to vote who did it better? If you vote for Airrack, scream on three. One, two, three! What about Beans? What about Beans? I think I got it. He just won. He just won. Should we get somebody to bring over the Glory Belt for you? Absolutely. I'm not going to lie, I went relatively slow. I think he's going to go even slower. Really? Yeah. He looks more nervous than both of us. Let's go, Josh! Here we go, here we go, here we go. Oh, bro, I got so scared. He went way faster. 266! No! Hot! Let's go! Bro, you crushed us in speed. I can't even control my hands. That was beautiful. Let's go! Hey, don't let them get in your head, all right? No, no. You cannot go if you want to. I'm not scared. No, seriously, I'm like not either. There is no chance he does not wreck that car. I'm nauseous right now. Me too, bro. That was probably the coolest thing I've ever done in my life. Tyler! Dude, that was so sick. I thought I was ready until I just watched that. All right, time to meet the real drag queen. Hello! Oh my goodness, you are beautiful. Thank you for being here, baby. You guys ready to be made over today? Yes, and we need help. The crowd is not for us out there. In fact, they saw us and they already hate us. All I want to do today is make you proud. Oh, you're going to make me proud. Trust me. You are going to be our bearded queen. Ooh! Do that. Oh, I feel it. Do you feel that? I'm feeling it. Oh my goodness. Oh my god! I think I have the perfect wigs for the both of you. Oh! Dress me up, boys! Eric, be careful. I will. I will. I can still hear you. Okay. Oh man, bro, I'm nervous. Oh my gosh! Don't do anything dumb, buddy. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Oh! Bro, I got so scared. That is so scary. Halfway down the track, I thought I was about to die. At least I beat Tyler, right? You did go faster than me. Josh. I'm so nervous. He went way faster. 266! No! Hot! Let's go! Bro, you crushed us in speed. I can't even control my hands. Dude, that was beautiful. Let's go! Well guys, thanks for being an awesome audience. Thanks everybody. Why aren't you tucked? Why aren't I tucked? I can see your bulge. Because this is about acceptance of all body types. It's time to rejoin our brothers. Oh man, I can't wait to hear about their story. Oh, oh there they are. How was it? Is it awesome? Does this answer your question? Oh! That was your drag race. It was horrible. I don't believe it. I went into it wishing I was racing with you guys and came out of it glad I did it. Why are you saying that deadpan? Cuz I'm lying. I wanted to go on the race car. It wasn't that cool. Shut up, I know it was cool. Anyway, you guys know about the next one? All right, next one. Boo, Ricky. Why? Would you rather try to sing in front of a giant crowd of people or completely expose yourself naked to a room full of strangers? I'm definitely not getting naked. It's going to be the singing for me. Yeah, honestly singing sounds way better. I don't want to be naked. Bro, literally anything but singing. Answers in. Not how I thought that was going to go. Honestly, this is the best one yet. I mean, this is a whole other level of bonding. Come on in, come on in, come on in. What's about to happen? Hey, how's it going? You are not ready. Care to give me some detail on what you are talking about? Of course. Yeah, we need you to be fully naked. If you can please get ready, we need you completely naked. You totally don't have to do this, but you will lose the Glory Belt. No, I'll do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You don't want it. Oh! What? Really? What? You found my limit. This man wants his model. What are we going to do here? Maybe a one final send-off with the Glory Belt. Even though Josh didn't want to get completely naked and still lost his chance at the Glory Belt, he did for some reason want a nude painting of himself with the Glory Belt covering his family jewels. I am not going to ask what he's going to do with this painting. So while Josh got painted by Picasso himself, boys and I had an additional Would You Rather to get done. Oh, while we're driving, we're actually going to go buy one of our other Would You Rathers right now if you guys wanted to knock one out. Do we have to do it? I mean, yeah, you already decided you did. Would you rather get a tattoo or a haircut from a blind person? I'm getting the haircut. Tattoos are forever. I think I'd rather do the haircut. I would have to get a tattoo. 10,000% going with the haircut. I'm not excited about this one either. If you don't want to do it, you also cannot do it. But then what happens if we don't? I don't want to do it. Okay. This guy is Pete Gustin, who is actually blind. I was born with a degenerative eyesight disorder. But despite his inability to see, he's been able to become a successful YouTuber, surfer, and skateboarder. But a barber, this was going to be his first attempt. Guys, it's a free haircut. You look really down for this. I don't have to worry about that though because I have a tattoo artist with a blindfold on. I don't know if I'm feeling this one. I might be with you. Guys, blind people have higher senses than we do. Other than sight. Welcome home, Mr. Pete. Eric. Professional surfer, not so professional barber. No, no. This is a beard trimmer. And I have trimmed my beard before. Okay. I don't think I can do this. I don't understand why you guys are willing to give this up right now so easily. You ate testicles today. You rode in an F1 car. And now you're just going to give it up for a haircut? Let's get this thing going. Nice! I'm going to get my tattoo. I'm going to get my haircut. Let's do this, baby. This is way sketchier than I thought it was going to be. Let's go. Is it taking hair off? Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh. Oh wow. Let's go, Rick. Come on, Ricky. That is not going great. That is not going great. Oh, you went a little over. It's okay. There you go. That's it. Yep, yep, yep. All right, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good. I think you did a really good job. All right. What do you think? It's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's cool. Oh yeah, it's pretty cool. That looks fire. You guys look great. What I have here is an abstract piece of cheese pizza. 3, 2, 1. Yeah! You actually don't look that bad. Oh no, now he's hot. Now only one question remained: would Mack and Tyler put their hair on the line for glory or sacrifice their egos and drop out of the competition? I don't think I'm going to do it, bro. Come on, bro. Mack, you dressed up in drag with me and we danced and we got heckled and we were strong, powerful women. Now you're just going to back out because you don't want to cut your hair? Yes. And for the first time in Airrack history, two of the boys dropped out at the same time, leaving the Glory Belt up for grabs between I, your fearless mafia leader, and Beans. All right boys, last up for the day is the concert. Me and Mack are going to be the only people cheering you on. I'm so glad I backed out of that, bro. You're not going to be the only people cheering us on. There's actually going to be like 3,000 people in the crowd. Boys, welcome to Emo Nite! Oh my god. I'm actually very nervous right now. Hey dude, if they start booing at you, just start cussing them out. What? I've got some friends here tonight. They asked us to help settle a bet. They're each going to sing the same song and then you guys are going to vote who does it better, all right? All right, now it's time for you guys to vote who did it better? If you vote for Airrack, scream on three. One, two, three! What about Beans? What about Beans? I think I got it. He just won. He just won. Should we get somebody to bring over the Glory Belt for you? Absolutely. I'm not going to lie, I went relatively slow. I think he's going to go even slower. Really? Yeah. He looks more nervous than both of us. Let's go, Josh! Here we go, here we go, here we go. Oh! Bro, I got so scared. He went way faster. 266! No! Hot! Let's go! Bro, you crushed us in speed. I can't even control my hands. Dude, that was beautiful. Let's go!